konpeito_aji: (playing the fool is my job not yours)
Oda Nobunaga ([personal profile] konpeito_aji) wrote in [community profile] avalaughs 2021-04-03 12:09 am (UTC)

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[Nobunaga is almost definitely going to regret this from the wording of that request alone, and even more from the means Oda will have to employ to free the other man.]

[BUT FREE SERVANT! Look, Oda has spent his whole life literally having to conquer and strong-arm people with way worse means than this. (Or it would be worse except that he had to be tickled too first!) Just to get them to agree to stop screwing over the populous and lands they inherited, never mind to get them to even pretend to help him along his path. Vassals must never be wasted, even when (especially when???) they are plotting your doom. And yes, different rules apply here, but Hideyoshi was a commoner Oda made a daimyo, and no one in the universe could be more loyal. So rescuing people is always good, and Oda will always keep doing it. He just wishes he didn't have to do it with tickling, you know? It's so undignified and distasteful, and beyond Fool of Owari nonsense.]


Is there a good kind of bondage?

[Genuine question, to distract the man with idle banter or conversation, as Oda gets closer. He hasn't taken out his sword or gun, because unfortunately he's all too familiar with their futility on these vines.]

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