While he can appreciate having a handle on dramatics, this does not pass fairness muster, and so it is time to protest, wide-eyed and strident. "I didn't know I had to be important to sit on a cave floor! Maybe I would have asked if you hadn't led with the cave donkey thing, straight into asking me to move!"

Well now he needs the sword to add some panache to his bowing, which is textbook to a degree that can only be pointed, sadly likely wasted on an otherworldly being. Though that probably just makes it funnier, if you think about it. "This humble sword-lender is called Wei Wuxian. Now I'm asking."