[Doppo just groaned at first. Of course his life would culminate in a gigantic, sobbing teenager crushing him as he fell from a situation that he was pretty sure he helped create. Don't worry Jyushi, he wasn't going to move for a bit either while he just took in that this was his life now.

But it still hurt like hell and he started trying to wiggle out, if only so he could apologize properly.]

Ow, you're heavy-I'm-

God, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for you to just get dropped like that, I'm sorry, my familiar was just trying to help-

[He's trying to shoo off Hitoya's tengu because really. That's rude.]