just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library.

[snaccs]

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Comments

[konpeito_aji]

There is one here with the regal bearing of a Queen: Zelda. She is of the same mind.

I have tried diplomacy many times in the past, and forgiveness a lot more. There are always somethings I can't forgive. It stands to reason others are the same way.

[leicesters]

It's situational. But you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, as they say.

[konpeito_aji]

I hunt demons, not flies.

[leicesters]

Who says demons don't have a sweet tooth?

[konpeito_aji]

[WOW. CALLED THE FUCK OUT!!! And Claude might not even know it!]

[Oh, unless he saw Mitsuhide's post.]

[Or heard about Oda's honey and shrinking incident. "Honey shrunk myself!" Yes.]

Everyone with great enough ambition has a sweet tooth. [The only reason it rules out Mitsuhide. THE ONLY REASON.]

[leicesters]

[He saw none of those things, it was honest to goodness just a joke.]

Ooh, so I was right! Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

[konpeito_aji]

It's hardly a secret. Honestly, the only reason the rest of history doesn't seem to know is probably because Hideyoshi is protecting my reputation even after death.

I do not get trapped with honey as a bait. [YEAH HE DOES. He's like a cartoon bear going after picnic baskets. Or honey as it were.]

[leicesters]

And you definitely, absolutely, wouldn't be lured anywhere by the promise of cake?

[konpeito_aji]

[ABSOLUTELY EYEGLEAMS.] What kind, and where are we going?

[Pity Mitsuhide, he cannot do the job of a proper babysitter here!]

[leicesters]

Aha! You fell for my cunning scheme!

...Just kidding. Though if you're nice to me, maybe I really will treat you to cake sometime.

[konpeito_aji]

So the cake is a lie?

[How does he be nice? Should he ask Mitsuhide? HAVE MITSUHIDE STEAL THE CAKE?!]

[leicesters]

Not at all! It's more like potential cake.

[konpeito_aji]

Define, "Good."

[leicesters]

Um... Why?

[konpeito_aji]

Well... nice.

The monks believe you can't be good, and still want luxuries like any kind of sweets. Or things that make you attached to the Earthly plane.

[leicesters]

Are you part of a church or something?

If you're asking me for spiritual guidance, you're absolutely talking to the wrong person.

[konpeito_aji]

No, I'm the Demon King.

[JUST LAUGHS. This is easily the weirdest conversation he's had yet.]

[leicesters]

So why are you handwringing over what monks think? Shouldn't you be indulging in whatever your wicked little demon heart desires?

[konpeito_aji]

I do.

Ara ara. It's not me I'm thinking about. I'm trying to get a beat on your sense of morality. It's not like I care what they think of me.

[leicesters]

Ah, so I can bribe you with cake any time I want you to be a good boy. I was still just joking, but you're really dedicated to this.

[konpeito_aji]

[...]

[He was mostly trying to figure out if Claude would want to stab him in the stomach for being the Demon King, using cake as the bait (stabbing as the trap!) -- BUT SURE! CAKE AS A BRIBE WILL WORK BETTER!]

So...

[So what does he gotta do for the cake?]