TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 7

[avalonmods]

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They come in a variety of bioluminescent colors, but do not seem to be very talkative even to animal magic users. Those who try may find themselves being ignored, even if they hear the jellies talking amongst themselves about this and that. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly. *Reminder: Your character's familiar may or may not be with your character in their initial plunge. If the familiar isn't partial to water, it may meet your character on the beach or sit atop their head while they swim. Or if they are, they might splash about and swim alongside your character. Familiars have different personalities and body specs and we leave those up to the players. B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of special ear buds (the supplier was out of the regular ones) and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. C ⦿ The Red Spring The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies. If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there. After the new arrivals come in, they'll find that this month they came in on the middle of a rather tumultuous time... people are arguing and debating about a future decision to be made. King Arthur recently tried to negotiate with Celliwig's people to open the doors to Camelot, but they refused, and the people have been left with a decision: 1. attempt long-distance, slow wooing of Queen Elphame via the Elphame Traders of the next couple of months, 2. attempt to prove a balanced and deeper understanding of the need for both pure and impure hearts by suggesting an acceptance of trials from Celliwig, or 3. band together under Camelot's flag to invade Celliwig. Celliwig is a place of communication between Elphame and Camelot that bypasses the need for weeks of dangerous, often fatal travel, so the choice is very important in regards to how Camelot both presents itself to the fae people in the future. To that end, people with strong beliefs about particular choices have arranged gatherings to draw people in to hear their perspectives on what the choice should be. A ⦿ Honey Over Vinegar A wide variety of people have sided with this group, including the Elphame Traders, as cutting Celliwig off from them would mean a much harder journey each month to the city of Camelot. (Though commerce always does find a way.) This group is hosting a Tree-Picking Tournament! Of course, the trees to be picked are out in the farmlands, and members of the lobbying group will be giving people free one-use Farm Totems to get to the tournament. The trees in this grove are a little different than normal trees, however. For one, they don't bear fruit. This is Camelot's cookie orchard, composed of special fairy tree hybrids that grow a variety of sweet treats on their branches instead of fruits. There are your usual chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies, but also little puff-like wedding cookies on bushes or checkboard cookies blossoming out of stems instead of flowers. There are even some trees that have clusters of miniature French macarons! The best part, at the end when you turn in your cookies for the count and get your participation prize (and bonus pamphlet about how slow and steady wins the race), you can totally keep and eat them, so be careful not to drop them! How you get them down from the tree is up to you, of course. Try some magic, or maybe just some regular old tree-shaking will do the trick.. just be careful you don't accidentally knock down any wasp nests. Those stings will hurt bad! B ⦿ A Balanced Approach The party of people who want to try to woo Celliwig over to smooth things over see this little political gathering with cookie-based bribery and quickly fashion their own event to make sure the fanfare isn't all for just the one idea. To gather people in to hear their side of the story, this group has decided to host a bug catching contest! Head out into those flower fields between Camelot and the Red Springs that are now thriving thanks to April's plentiful rains. Whether you use a net or figure out how to use your magic to get the bugs, it's how many you catch, not what kinds you catch that count-- so make it fast and make it plentiful! And at the end of the day, what you choose to do with your captured bugs is up to you. Crush them or free them, keep them or eat them, whatever it is you want to do... ultimately, all moral choices are valid, right? So let's go along with what Celliwig wants! Don't forget that May is the season of the frog, however, and you'll be in competition with a variety of sentient and wise members of the Frog Tribe, a group of bipedal frogs who live in the southernmost part of the lake and come up to the flowerfields to stick their tongues out for some delicious bug treats. They have no problem sticking their tongues right into your captured bug nest, hopping on heads to steal your catches, and do all kinds of crazy interferences like snipping belts and tonguing ankles to trip people. You may want someone to watch your back for this event, lest you get done in by a hopper. C ⦿ A Show of Strength The more war-hungry citizens of Camelot seek to go to war. This whole issue will be over if Celliwig itself isn't the one in charge of communication and it's just made directly between Elphame and Camelot, rather than having a mediator who refuses to mediate. They believe that a show of strength is the only way to solve this problem, and as such, they'll be demonstrating that the greatest rewards come from strength by organizing an expedition to a cave at the base of the Ash Mountains. Taking a path squarely between the Dusklight Woods and the edge of the Lands of Rot to the base of the Ash Mountains, this expedition will lead into a cave known as the Giant Cave. It's a pretty on-the-nose name, since it really is a big cave. One of the cool things about this cave is that it's filled with geodes. Those who have enough strength can use provided pickaxes and drills to dig up their own crystals and gold, both great for jewelry and enchanting. In particular, there is a large amount of: • Rose quartz: dark mages can make their love spells much more powerful and healers can use this to enhance spells that soothe anxieties and self-doubt • Amethyst: siphoners increase the potency of counter-curses and light mages will find this stone makes their hard light shields stronger than ever • Agate: strengthen cognitive abilities like post-cognition for a clearer picture of what happened by enhancing perception, and death mages will find they're able to extend their possession times by about 30 minutes by using an agate to stablize their aura • Moonstones: will increase navigation as a traveler's protection for kinetic users-- no longer will you risk tripping over a rock while going at enhanced speeds, or can be traded to fairies to potentially bring down a steep price to something more reasonable • Black tourmaline: a crystal that shields from opposition/negativity-- for technomancers and elementalists, this means that technology is more likely to side with them over another technomancer, or elementalists will find that when using opposing elements, theirs will come out stronger-- like water vs fire, electric vs rock, etc. • Hematite: can soothe blood, leaving it a good tool to enhance animal and blood magic-- animals may trust you more readily by having a calming effect on them, and blood mages may find that they heal more readily after using their abilities • Boji stone: alchemists will find that this is a good stabilizer for for particularly volatile potion combinations, and the properties of this stone leaves green mages to sense new types of plants they haven't yet encountered in passing, even if they're not looking at them It's not particularly a contest in this case-- you can keep and use what you want, and this show of strength has given you more power than ever, so why not consider the same concept for how to deal with our unneighborly neighbors in Celliwig? It may be sweaty business, but surely hitting some rocks will show you the value of strength! With the surprisingly tame day in the Giant Cave, one would think that the Ash Mountains were something of a safe place. No one really bothered the travelers, but that's because no one had been home at the time. as it turns out, the Giant Cave is home to a giant... douchebag of a minotaur. Not a giant, despite the name. His name is Simon and he doesn't like to share, and now that a bunch of people have gone and taken his rocks (he didn't even know there were crystals inside, nor does he do anything with them). Now he has to take his revenge, regardless of not knowing who actually took the crystals that were never really his to begin with, they just happened to be in rocks near where he sleeps. A ⦿ A Stone's Throw from Revenge The minotaur is a very instinctive creature, and his instincts say that the people of Camelot, the nearest settlement, are the ones who need to be punished for this. He uses his superhuman strength to drag huge rocks and boulders all the way to the north-east edge of Camelot, seemingly for no reason, until he's got practically a wall built. At which point he starts picking them up, spinning, and then vaulting the rocks into Camelot's buildings. You may find yourself inside of one of those buildings and scrambling to check if everyone and yourself is okay, or perhaps you're rushing out to stop the minotaur from throwing another. Either way, it's a sudden attack and you're going to have to act fast. Trying to attack the minotaur will be difficult, since it has superhman strength and durability, sharp horns atop its head, and can smell you coming from a mile away. Get creative, and stop the minotaur before it's too late! B ⦿ There's Safety in Numbers Once the minotaur's attacks stop, it flees to recover its wounds, promising it will come back to destroy Camelot once and for all. It's a time for reprieve and to help clean up the damage. Use your magic to help clean up broken buildings and structures, or heal and help others who were injured in the sudden, mostly unprovoked attack. Many of the uninjured citizens will be going around town and providing drinks, towels, and cups of noodles to those who are helping out. Because of the impending threat of the minotaur's return, it's recommended that otherworlder's use the (Recipe) Buddy System spell. The way they explain it, it's a spell designed to alert your buddy if you're in danger and lasts about an hour. The way it actually works is you must be touching your buddy in any way at all times for the next hour. Unfortunately, it seems like the volunteers sharing the recipe may have missed that it was created in a kindergarten class, not for adults. C ⦿ Gross Thankfully, the Buddy System wears off before the Minotaur is back for round two. When the Minotaur returns, the castle has since gathered forces to the edge of town to defend it from another attack. It's unclear where the Minotaur went to get healed, but whoever he went to apparently had some advice, however, and the instinctive minotaur gave into a different instinct for part two of his revenge. Rather than go right back to his pile of rocks, he instead travels the day to get to the southernmost part of Camelot and barrels into town unopposed, as most of the troupes are where they had thought he would come from again. After all, minotaurs are not known to be big thinkers. Instead of violently destroying this time, however, the minotaur instead heads straight to lowertown's well-- and takes a pee in it. It turns out, not only does he have a giant-- ahem, but he is a giant dick as well. Now the entire lowertown has to be evacuated due to contaminated water up to other areas of Camelot. Many people who live there are relocated to live in extra castle rooms. After all, Minotaur Urine is known to be incredibly potent and stinky. Mages who are able to handle the smell are asked to come help perform a ritual of water purification for the lowertown's water system. This ritual involves multiple groups of people performing synchronic magic, a magic type that requires you to be in perfect sync with your partner. Draw a special ritual circle with four candles at equidistant points. Chant a spell in sync with your partner, and blow a special powder made of ground jasper, charcoal, and rosemary into the center of the circle. It will be drawn into the candles' flames and with enough people doing this, all impurities will be removed from the lowertown's water and dissipate into the atmosphere. KEY POINTS New arrivals drop into the lake and have to climb up a cliff to the Rent a Ride, where they are given their device and some headphones and can retrieve their personal materials. They travel to Camelot, which is a multiple day journey, so they stop at the Red Springs along the way and stay at an inn there. There is a vote pending for Camelot and each side of the issue is trying to engage otherworlders to their side of the vote. The slow/steady approach is hosting a cookie harvesting tournament from a grove of cookie trees, the middleground group is hosting a bug-catching contest, and the group that wants war is hosting a mining expedition. The mining expedition aggros an asshole of a minotaur, who throws rocks at Camelot. Driven away, the townspeople try to help by distributing a spell called "Buddy System" which binds two people together, not realizing it was intended for kindergarteners. (Oops.) The minotaur returns and pees in the lowertown's water, so a ritual of water purification must be performed because it's gross and stinky. The minotaur is still at large. **** The above key points are a new feature we're going to start including on TDMs and Events. Since it's new, the format is still fluid, so please let us know if you have any feedback for this section here. It should just include brief summaries of each prompt to make parsing information easier and more accessible. The original prompts should still be read and referred to for complete information and details. **** MOD NOTES: • All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, but this post should have top-levels by potential new characters only. Current characters may reply to any threads, but should not top-level comment on this post. • If your application is accepted, you may accept TDM threads as game canon as long as both players consent. Characters may begin threading as soon as their journal is accepted to the communities. • A poll will go up a little later this week regarding the mentioned voting, which should be answered ICly by each character you play. The poll will remain open through the 15th so that newly accepted characters may also vote if they choose to. •If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt. • The first "Arrival" prompts are present on every TDM, but contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly. • Questions about this TDM's content? Comment here! If you have a question about the game at-large, please head over to the FAQ.

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[borderoflife]

[Yuyuko took the jug from Baiken and then took an experimental sip. The other woman wasn't kidding; this was strong stuff, and it felt even stronger now that she was a living human again.]

Goodness...! [She covered her mouth discreetly, despite her eyes watering a little...and then proceeded to take another sip. In the end, despite everything, she was still a glutton.]

[melonlord]

"Toph. I have a badgermole, but you can't really say her name."

[melonlord]

"Maybe they are just as annoyed by the situation as we are. If they don't get to pick who they work with, I'd be annoyed too."

Linneus | Teahouse (Tanagura CRAU) | Light/Green...?

[inaurare]

Arrival

A

[Linneus had been a climber as a child, but never a swimmer. So the abrupt arrival in the lake sparks a splashing, uncharacteristic panic as he tries to get himself above the water with no idea how precisely to do so, beyond gasping and flailing his limbs.

Thank heavens for the jellyfish steering him to shore - from there it may be up to him, but Linneus probably would never have made it out of water without their help. Though dragging himself and his wet clothes up the cliff is... not an appealing prospect. He has to sit now and gather himself first, coughing and catching his breath as the cold from the water sinks in; heedless of an ugly silt mark marring the front of otherwise quite lovely clothes from his crawl up the lake's edge.

Presently unseen to him, and only visible to others when they aren't directly looking, his familiar whizzes about him - a glowing fairy not more than four inches tall that seems almost to be made of light, landing occasionally on his shoulder or his hair and fluctuating an agitated amber and red.]

B

[Thank heavens not just for the jellyfish, but for the Shit Box as well - though Linneus would never say those words out loud! It's not a wide selection of his possessions, but he takes the opportunity to get changed quite gladly, ducking aside to somewhere a little more private to rid himself of the (quite done for) clothes he washed up in. An almost-shy dip of his head as he returns to the carriages-]

For a moment I feared I'd be in my wet clothes for the entire journey...!

C

[the technology is... not new, by any means; he had been on Amoi long enough to see far stranger contraptions. But that didn't mean Linneus had much experience using them himself. He had grown used to a device that could take images, play sounds, but its capabilities were quite enough on its own without the need to have the sounds funnelled into his own ears. So if he seems a little lost with his earbuds in his hands, he probably is.]

Are these-- should they go... all the way? I've never worn them myself.


((OOC - perhaps he might convince it to colour-coordinate with him later, but for now the colour of Linneus' familiar changes based on his mood :) ))

[everydayeveryway]

[Adelle thinks about it, before she shrugs.] I can't be sure... but it can't hurt, either.

I'm Adelle, by the way.

[She motions at the wardrobe. Cryst-fairy first!]

[backstreetbard]

[ Dorothea's relief is obvious in her face. The Byleth of her memory was one of her dearest friends--one of the reasons she'd decided to return to Garreg Mach, to stay and fight in spite of her distaste for violence. In spite of their differences, it pleases her to think that she won't be losing a friend today.

She wraps Byleth up in her arms and gives her a tight squeeze before releasing her. Byleth isn't the touchy type like Dorothea herself is. ]

I'm so glad. You're very important to me, you know.

[ And now that they have those bases covered, Dorothea's romantic sixth sense allowed to swing into full throttle. She smiles a sly sort of grin, leaning in just enough to look like she's plotting something. ]

So... you and Edie, huh?

[phoenixwiz]

Yeah, it really does take a lot longer than most of us would hope for. Who knows, maybe it could happen within months or years.

(Not that he has problems in waiting, it’s just that there are more things he would worry about more than waiting impatiently to go back home.)

This place does need our help since we need to find a way to restore time and fix whatever is causing it to happen in the first place. They feel that the only way to fix it is to seek out outside help and help us to learn the magic of this world.

C

[facepalmchampion]

[This isn't the first time he's been helpful down here, and not in a happygolucky way, either. There were so many people in this dumbass place that didn't know how to use a phone that wasn't rotary, or that you didn't have to send messages by pigeons (but probably could still).

Luckily, or unluckily, for this poor soul Shigaraki comes down here every month to see who's on their way. Not at all looking for people he knows to scold them for taking so long to get here.]

They just sit in the hollow of your ears. Don't shove them in your head. Or do.

[He always has his with him, from the moment he got given them and takes them out of a pocket to exemplify popping them into an ear. Raising it so he can show off the technique and have them understand, he slides it into the part of his ear necessary to hold the earbud. Just the one.]

Rinse repeat.

A

[bakudan_bambino]

[Gokudera has been out more than usual. He’s gotten a better grasp of this world, and spends more time outdoors and away from his boss or the baseball idiot because he doesn’t want to bring them down. Every day that Yamamoto does not remember him from Anchor hurts more. It’s Gokudera’s fault. He’s avoiding bringing up to him a relationship with five different Yamamoto Takeshis.

Avalon’s Bay is no short walk. It’s more of an excursion, but one that has a rewarding path. He’s seen people come and spoken to only a few who seem completely bewildered and can’t seem to follow the way every other new arrival has gone. He’ll take the caravan back with them. It’s not a regular trip, but he’s let his boss know he’ll be out for a bit. He trusts Yamamoto to do a good job. The idiot always puts 130% into caring for his friends. If he’s noticed Gokudera is going through something, the bomber is evasive. He won’t talk to him, straight up avoids being around him as much as possible.

It’s been lonely for him. A difficult adjustment when no one around him has ever heard of Amoi or anchor. When he notices Linneus crawling up from the water, he gets up. There is hesitation, because there’s a 95% chance this is a different Linneus than he remembers, but... it’ll be enough to see him again. Gokudera walks right up to him and offers a hand. The expression on his face is uncharacteristically warm, his eyes tired. There is a half choke collar about his neck, the skin beneath it damaged. He smiles at the fairy and offers his left hand for it to land on if it’d like, the skin there also slightly marred.]

Welcome to Avalon.

[hegemonwings]

[ byleth is... becoming more touchy! slowly! but oh another hug. okay. that sure is her face being pulled into dorothea's chest.

that sure is her heart beating harder. weird!

she smiles at her again when dorothea says that at first, but then—byleth goes wide-eyed in surprise. finally she takes her right hand in her left, brushing her thumb over the ring. dorothea's directly asking, so evading or lying wouldn't be fair. ]

... We're trying to keep it quiet. [ she says that at last, feeling her face heat up. ] Officially, I'm still her general. Nothing more.

[lone_horse]

[ He shakes his head. Nope, he knows for a fact he's alive. Even if everyone thinks he's dead. But there are more pressing matters. ]

Do we need to find her?

[lone_horse]

One can always do better. And there's always another fight ahead.

[ Yes, he might sound a little hokey but it helps that he genuinely believes what he's saying. He also doesn't linger on it, turning to look at the work they have to get done. ]

Yeah. Let's get this finished.

[ And that's when he'll start using the pickaxe properly. ]

[lone_horse]

[ Kiryu, as is his way, doesn't dodge out of the way so much as intends to take this as an opportunity. He dives forward and lands a solid flying punch to the minotaur's face. He'd angled the blow to hopefully counter the force and give his fighting companion a moment to recover. ]

[moonspiracy]

[Thing is, he is not sure if he really can get away. Yet, to get any sort of information is vital right now.]

Tell me. [He pauses briefly.] There are signs that we have been called here with a certain purpose.

[At least, it seems like that, as the other arrivals gather and start to walk into the same direction. Upwards.]

Hm. We should follow them, at the least. [Finally he looks fully at his friend.] But do keep your distance as we walk.

[hegemonwings]

[ she nods once at the thanks, listening as he changes gears. ]

Public involvement in government is... good, but... [ yeah, she seems about as confused about it as he is. leaving this decision up to the outworlders seems like a way for arthur to absolve himself of whatever happens next. ] I've heard enough about it. I'm still getting familiar with the politics, but... there's no justifying an invasion, as things are. [ a brow raises, as something occurs to her. ]

Do you have any guesses about Celliwig's grievances? I haven't been able to make sense of it.

[moonspiracy]

[Cassius stares at his hands for a short moment.]

I require more training.

[It is as simple as that. And just like Eustace he has many questions as well. Because he might have been stuffing his face with cookies, it still made no sense that these cookies were growing on trees.

So...

Why is it that these biscuits grow on trees? They do not qualify as fruits or other plant based nutritions. Hmm. [...no he isn't answering your question immediately, Eustace. There are cookies hanging from a tree.] Do these trees grow in the Sky Realm as well?

[thirdwisestar]

Don't make it sound so grim, bishop. There's only one person who's liable to try and kill you out of the lot.

[ Like that's somehow any comfort at all. ]

Chris Lightfellow is here, as is the mercenary, Geddoe. Nash, too. Then there's Yuber. He arrived when Chris, Geddoe, and I all did, about two months back.

[flamekthunder]

[...Somehow he's not surprised he's caught up in his own curiosities. So there's just a small sigh as he just answers instead.]

From what I heard, they're bred with special fairy trees, so the most simple answer is magic. And no, they do not grow in the Sky Realm.

balanced approach

[thirdwisestar]

You can have the entire field. I'm only here to watch.

[ Caesar, the champion of preferred non-participation when it came to optional mini-games. Thomas to free to claim all the insects in the field as far as he's concerned while he watches, hands idly shoved in his jacket's pockets for now.

Chances are he'll find a tree to nap under if this runs on too long, though, but until then, he had to at least confirm that short fellow he saw with a net was, in fact, Thomas.

Unsurprisingly, it is. ]

I should have known bug-catching would be right up your alley.

[scriptwriter]

Hmm... We should get you started with some, Kiryu-san. Maybe something retro like Dragon Quest could fit your bill!

[There seemed to be a bit of a generation gap between them. Kotarou was still in his youthful twenties, so he had to guess that Kiryu was double his age.]

That's right. I wasn't alone... I had allies fighting alongside me, but I used to hunt down those kinds of creature solo.

[leicesters]

[He frowns, recalling what he's learned so far.] I think they reject a conventional human stance on morality, and they want trials to test us on that front. From what I understand, they're a city of master light and dark mages. Before I arrived, they set trials for people to prove who was pure of heart and brave of soul... but everyone failed because people were too virtuous, on both counts. That means no access to the city for us.

Looking further back into history, they originally withdrew from their mediation role because they disliked the self-righteousness of humans. If we can come around to their way of thinking, I'm sure we can pass their tests easily.

[...or would pessimism about their chances instead of his usual optimism be the better approach here, given what they want...?]

[moonspiracy]

If that is the case he should not speak of something smelly and worthless while referring to the things people possess.

[Cassius is also curt when he speaks.]

A simple and clear explanation suffices in a situation like this. [He opens the (large) 'shit' box assigned to him and simply picks up the spear that's inside of it.] It's highly illogical and perhaps only certain Fossildwellers are able to catch on to this play of words.

[This Moondweller here is definitely missing the point.]

[scriptwriter]

[Ugh... He could be more mature than he acted, but this definitely wasn't those times. Kotarou stands up to dust himself off. He really wants to 1-up this guy somehow!

This damn Pretty Boy Cyclops!]

Asides losing a bit of my pride... I'm just peachy! [A beat.] More importantly, you did something weird with one of those cookies. You've got a power too, don't you?

[lunastus]

Nice name.

[One hand grips the handle. Realising that might not do it, the cryst-fairy clenches her fingers and doubles her grasp. A few attempts at tugging it open prove fruitless. Perhaps she had better introduce herself now she's certain to need help?]

Mine's Lyria.

[She could offer any old name - but for now that will do. She makes room for Adelle at the wardrobe and pulls once again for good measure.]

[yunxiguang]

For what it's worth, the boy doesn't look particularly afraid of the frog; but he is very much attempting (unsuccessfully) to removed it from the top of his head. His pleas are simply falling on deaf green "ears".

So when this stranger approaches to assist him, he looks immensely grateful.

"If it wouldn't trouble you, sir." He makes a gesture with his elbow--as his hands are still cupped around his familiar--to the container of crickets and grasshoppers nearby. "I have other insects over there, if you can convince this one to try one of those instead."