TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 7

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{ QUICK NAV } Premise ⚔️️ Rules ⚔️️ FAQ ⚔️️ Taken ⚔️️ Reserves ⚔️️ Apply ⚔️️ Locations ⚔️️ Bestiary ⚔️️ Top-Levels Only ⚔️️ A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's still chilly, but not enough that you can't manage on your own. The Lady of the Lake is swimming around under the water, helping to rescue any wayward travelers who look like they're struggling in the water. This month's helpers are giant pillow jellies, a species of jellyfish that is capable of ballooning itself at the surface to create bouncy pads for characters to hop across to the shore, should they choose or not be able to swim. They come in a variety of bioluminescent colors, but do not seem to be very talkative even to animal magic users. Those who try may find themselves being ignored, even if they hear the jellies talking amongst themselves about this and that. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly. *Reminder: Your character's familiar may or may not be with your character in their initial plunge. If the familiar isn't partial to water, it may meet your character on the beach or sit atop their head while they swim. Or if they are, they might splash about and swim alongside your character. Familiars have different personalities and body specs and we leave those up to the players. B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of special ear buds (the supplier was out of the regular ones) and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. C ⦿ The Red Spring The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies. If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there. After the new arrivals come in, they'll find that this month they came in on the middle of a rather tumultuous time... people are arguing and debating about a future decision to be made. King Arthur recently tried to negotiate with Celliwig's people to open the doors to Camelot, but they refused, and the people have been left with a decision: 1. attempt long-distance, slow wooing of Queen Elphame via the Elphame Traders of the next couple of months, 2. attempt to prove a balanced and deeper understanding of the need for both pure and impure hearts by suggesting an acceptance of trials from Celliwig, or 3. band together under Camelot's flag to invade Celliwig. Celliwig is a place of communication between Elphame and Camelot that bypasses the need for weeks of dangerous, often fatal travel, so the choice is very important in regards to how Camelot both presents itself to the fae people in the future. To that end, people with strong beliefs about particular choices have arranged gatherings to draw people in to hear their perspectives on what the choice should be. A ⦿ Honey Over Vinegar A wide variety of people have sided with this group, including the Elphame Traders, as cutting Celliwig off from them would mean a much harder journey each month to the city of Camelot. (Though commerce always does find a way.) This group is hosting a Tree-Picking Tournament! Of course, the trees to be picked are out in the farmlands, and members of the lobbying group will be giving people free one-use Farm Totems to get to the tournament. The trees in this grove are a little different than normal trees, however. For one, they don't bear fruit. This is Camelot's cookie orchard, composed of special fairy tree hybrids that grow a variety of sweet treats on their branches instead of fruits. There are your usual chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies, but also little puff-like wedding cookies on bushes or checkboard cookies blossoming out of stems instead of flowers. There are even some trees that have clusters of miniature French macarons! The best part, at the end when you turn in your cookies for the count and get your participation prize (and bonus pamphlet about how slow and steady wins the race), you can totally keep and eat them, so be careful not to drop them! How you get them down from the tree is up to you, of course. Try some magic, or maybe just some regular old tree-shaking will do the trick.. just be careful you don't accidentally knock down any wasp nests. Those stings will hurt bad! B ⦿ A Balanced Approach The party of people who want to try to woo Celliwig over to smooth things over see this little political gathering with cookie-based bribery and quickly fashion their own event to make sure the fanfare isn't all for just the one idea. To gather people in to hear their side of the story, this group has decided to host a bug catching contest! Head out into those flower fields between Camelot and the Red Springs that are now thriving thanks to April's plentiful rains. Whether you use a net or figure out how to use your magic to get the bugs, it's how many you catch, not what kinds you catch that count-- so make it fast and make it plentiful! And at the end of the day, what you choose to do with your captured bugs is up to you. Crush them or free them, keep them or eat them, whatever it is you want to do... ultimately, all moral choices are valid, right? So let's go along with what Celliwig wants! Don't forget that May is the season of the frog, however, and you'll be in competition with a variety of sentient and wise members of the Frog Tribe, a group of bipedal frogs who live in the southernmost part of the lake and come up to the flowerfields to stick their tongues out for some delicious bug treats. They have no problem sticking their tongues right into your captured bug nest, hopping on heads to steal your catches, and do all kinds of crazy interferences like snipping belts and tonguing ankles to trip people. You may want someone to watch your back for this event, lest you get done in by a hopper. C ⦿ A Show of Strength The more war-hungry citizens of Camelot seek to go to war. This whole issue will be over if Celliwig itself isn't the one in charge of communication and it's just made directly between Elphame and Camelot, rather than having a mediator who refuses to mediate. They believe that a show of strength is the only way to solve this problem, and as such, they'll be demonstrating that the greatest rewards come from strength by organizing an expedition to a cave at the base of the Ash Mountains. Taking a path squarely between the Dusklight Woods and the edge of the Lands of Rot to the base of the Ash Mountains, this expedition will lead into a cave known as the Giant Cave. It's a pretty on-the-nose name, since it really is a big cave. One of the cool things about this cave is that it's filled with geodes. Those who have enough strength can use provided pickaxes and drills to dig up their own crystals and gold, both great for jewelry and enchanting. In particular, there is a large amount of: • Rose quartz: dark mages can make their love spells much more powerful and healers can use this to enhance spells that soothe anxieties and self-doubt • Amethyst: siphoners increase the potency of counter-curses and light mages will find this stone makes their hard light shields stronger than ever • Agate: strengthen cognitive abilities like post-cognition for a clearer picture of what happened by enhancing perception, and death mages will find they're able to extend their possession times by about 30 minutes by using an agate to stablize their aura • Moonstones: will increase navigation as a traveler's protection for kinetic users-- no longer will you risk tripping over a rock while going at enhanced speeds, or can be traded to fairies to potentially bring down a steep price to something more reasonable • Black tourmaline: a crystal that shields from opposition/negativity-- for technomancers and elementalists, this means that technology is more likely to side with them over another technomancer, or elementalists will find that when using opposing elements, theirs will come out stronger-- like water vs fire, electric vs rock, etc. • Hematite: can soothe blood, leaving it a good tool to enhance animal and blood magic-- animals may trust you more readily by having a calming effect on them, and blood mages may find that they heal more readily after using their abilities • Boji stone: alchemists will find that this is a good stabilizer for for particularly volatile potion combinations, and the properties of this stone leaves green mages to sense new types of plants they haven't yet encountered in passing, even if they're not looking at them It's not particularly a contest in this case-- you can keep and use what you want, and this show of strength has given you more power than ever, so why not consider the same concept for how to deal with our unneighborly neighbors in Celliwig? It may be sweaty business, but surely hitting some rocks will show you the value of strength! With the surprisingly tame day in the Giant Cave, one would think that the Ash Mountains were something of a safe place. No one really bothered the travelers, but that's because no one had been home at the time. as it turns out, the Giant Cave is home to a giant... douchebag of a minotaur. Not a giant, despite the name. His name is Simon and he doesn't like to share, and now that a bunch of people have gone and taken his rocks (he didn't even know there were crystals inside, nor does he do anything with them). Now he has to take his revenge, regardless of not knowing who actually took the crystals that were never really his to begin with, they just happened to be in rocks near where he sleeps. A ⦿ A Stone's Throw from Revenge The minotaur is a very instinctive creature, and his instincts say that the people of Camelot, the nearest settlement, are the ones who need to be punished for this. He uses his superhuman strength to drag huge rocks and boulders all the way to the north-east edge of Camelot, seemingly for no reason, until he's got practically a wall built. At which point he starts picking them up, spinning, and then vaulting the rocks into Camelot's buildings. You may find yourself inside of one of those buildings and scrambling to check if everyone and yourself is okay, or perhaps you're rushing out to stop the minotaur from throwing another. Either way, it's a sudden attack and you're going to have to act fast. Trying to attack the minotaur will be difficult, since it has superhman strength and durability, sharp horns atop its head, and can smell you coming from a mile away. Get creative, and stop the minotaur before it's too late! B ⦿ There's Safety in Numbers Once the minotaur's attacks stop, it flees to recover its wounds, promising it will come back to destroy Camelot once and for all. It's a time for reprieve and to help clean up the damage. Use your magic to help clean up broken buildings and structures, or heal and help others who were injured in the sudden, mostly unprovoked attack. Many of the uninjured citizens will be going around town and providing drinks, towels, and cups of noodles to those who are helping out. Because of the impending threat of the minotaur's return, it's recommended that otherworlder's use the (Recipe) Buddy System spell. The way they explain it, it's a spell designed to alert your buddy if you're in danger and lasts about an hour. The way it actually works is you must be touching your buddy in any way at all times for the next hour. Unfortunately, it seems like the volunteers sharing the recipe may have missed that it was created in a kindergarten class, not for adults. C ⦿ Gross Thankfully, the Buddy System wears off before the Minotaur is back for round two. When the Minotaur returns, the castle has since gathered forces to the edge of town to defend it from another attack. It's unclear where the Minotaur went to get healed, but whoever he went to apparently had some advice, however, and the instinctive minotaur gave into a different instinct for part two of his revenge. Rather than go right back to his pile of rocks, he instead travels the day to get to the southernmost part of Camelot and barrels into town unopposed, as most of the troupes are where they had thought he would come from again. After all, minotaurs are not known to be big thinkers. Instead of violently destroying this time, however, the minotaur instead heads straight to lowertown's well-- and takes a pee in it. It turns out, not only does he have a giant-- ahem, but he is a giant dick as well. Now the entire lowertown has to be evacuated due to contaminated water up to other areas of Camelot. Many people who live there are relocated to live in extra castle rooms. After all, Minotaur Urine is known to be incredibly potent and stinky. Mages who are able to handle the smell are asked to come help perform a ritual of water purification for the lowertown's water system. This ritual involves multiple groups of people performing synchronic magic, a magic type that requires you to be in perfect sync with your partner. Draw a special ritual circle with four candles at equidistant points. Chant a spell in sync with your partner, and blow a special powder made of ground jasper, charcoal, and rosemary into the center of the circle. It will be drawn into the candles' flames and with enough people doing this, all impurities will be removed from the lowertown's water and dissipate into the atmosphere. KEY POINTS New arrivals drop into the lake and have to climb up a cliff to the Rent a Ride, where they are given their device and some headphones and can retrieve their personal materials. They travel to Camelot, which is a multiple day journey, so they stop at the Red Springs along the way and stay at an inn there. There is a vote pending for Camelot and each side of the issue is trying to engage otherworlders to their side of the vote. The slow/steady approach is hosting a cookie harvesting tournament from a grove of cookie trees, the middleground group is hosting a bug-catching contest, and the group that wants war is hosting a mining expedition. The mining expedition aggros an asshole of a minotaur, who throws rocks at Camelot. Driven away, the townspeople try to help by distributing a spell called "Buddy System" which binds two people together, not realizing it was intended for kindergarteners. (Oops.) The minotaur returns and pees in the lowertown's water, so a ritual of water purification must be performed because it's gross and stinky. The minotaur is still at large. **** The above key points are a new feature we're going to start including on TDMs and Events. Since it's new, the format is still fluid, so please let us know if you have any feedback for this section here. It should just include brief summaries of each prompt to make parsing information easier and more accessible. The original prompts should still be read and referred to for complete information and details. **** MOD NOTES: • All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, but this post should have top-levels by potential new characters only. Current characters may reply to any threads, but should not top-level comment on this post. • If your application is accepted, you may accept TDM threads as game canon as long as both players consent. Characters may begin threading as soon as their journal is accepted to the communities. • A poll will go up a little later this week regarding the mentioned voting, which should be answered ICly by each character you play. The poll will remain open through the 15th so that newly accepted characters may also vote if they choose to. •If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt. • The first "Arrival" prompts are present on every TDM, but contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly. • Questions about this TDM's content? Comment here! If you have a question about the game at-large, please head over to the FAQ.

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baiken 💀 guilty gear 💀 dark/siphon

[garyoutensei]

[ i - caravan to camelot ]

[ The silence is choking.

You are the unfortunate person who got to share their carriage ride with this person, this... "stoic" wasn't a good word for it. It was more like she radiated a cold sort of violence, an aura of death, that one couldn't shake off no matter how they tried. She'd been like that since arriving, and of course it was no wonder what she'd pulled from the Shit Box was a sword and so many other weapons. And yet most of those weapons, save the sword, were unseen now. But you can't forget that they're there. They're just... hidden, and boy, isn't that a little unnerving?

The woman doesn't look at the phone she'd been given. It was literally tossed aside, disregarded like one would a stone in the middle of a walk-path. She doesn't look out the window, either. Her single eye doesn't seem fixated on, well... anything.

At least until, very suddenly, her eye is pointed at you.

She pulls from her kimono a long, kiseru-style pipe. It's almost hypnotizing, the way she also fishes out the tobacco, the match, all with a single hand, managing to light the pipe, place it between her lips, and...

... still keep her eye on you. ]

Oi.

[ It felt like forever, in that relative silence. And finally she spoke. ]

Is this heaven, or hell, for you?

[ ii - the red spring, baths ]

[ At least this was a somewhat familiar, even welcomed, concept. She hadn't settled into a hot-spring bath since the last time she'd been by the Colony. And this one carried a lot less baggage with it, not that she had any idea if she'd ever see the Colony again. She still wasn't wholly convinced she wasn't dead, after all. But at least here she could finally relax a little and let her thoughts finally catch up with her.

She had a sake jug with her, drinking it right from there rather than bothering with a dish, and just kept looking up at the stars. Not a single familiar constellation in sight, huh? So this really was... ]

You don't gotta pretend you're not there. I don't bite.

[ Well, you're caught now. Whether you were actually trying to be discreet or not, Baiken seemed to not really... care. She knew the aura she gave off, after all. It wasn't all intentional. Right now... ]

This isn't the kind of night to drink alone, I guess...

[ iii - a balanced approach ]

[ Baiken didn't really give a shit about the political situation in Camelot. To her, the Fae may as well have been Gears, and that set some resentment in the pit of her stomach, but not enough to feel like she had any place in their conflict. But the idea of bug catching was weirdly... nostalgic. Not just weirdly, but profoundly. She felt the very idea inspired something in the dustier halls of her mind, recollections of a childhood she had long since lost. Something... from before. Before it was all torn away.

So of course she went bug catching.

Baiken had taken to her new dark magic surprisingly well, incorporating cursed fields with her sword to quickly subdue multiple bugs at once by simply trapping them in a given area. She was able to make a pretty big collection for her and her (possibly unfortunate, given Baiken's personality) partner.

That was, of course, until the frog tried to snatch their haul. But instead, what got snatched was its tongue, by Baiken's hand, having managed to catch it on pure reflex before it grabbed their captured bugs from her partner's hands.

And the look in Baiken's eye, at the frog... ]

Make your peace with whatever god you pray to.

[ Oh god, please talk Baiken down from murdering this frog. ]

[ iv - gross ]

[ The whole idea of the synchronization spell sounded entirely Not Her Thing, so Baiken bailed. But where would you find her, then?

Well, deliberately scooping up some of the bull piss infested water and examining it in a glass, taking in its scent, and... pondering something? ]

Ferment it with some rice and cloves... could work...

[ Oh. She's just planning on brewing sake with Simon's piss water. Okay.

Is this something you join her in, or talk hero out of? ]

[ wildcard ]

[ got an idea that doesn't particularly fit these prompts? hit me up! i'm down for basically anything, so hold nothing back, yo ]

iii, omg a baiken... hello....

[divinereaper]

H-Hey, easy! It's a competition, you can't blame them for trying to win!

[ Naoto had a feeling that he had drawn the short stick when being paired with the woman, but he didn't say much against it. It was a competition; he might as well work with her rather than against her. But this? This was going a bit too far. ]

They didn't get the bugs, so it's fine. Let them go.

[garyoutensei]

I don't care if it's a competition, some freak waves their tongue in front of me, it's asking for me to cut it off.

[ Not that she could hold his tongue and draw her sword at the same time, but something suggested she had plenty of other ways of doing just what she said, despite her hand being occupied, especially from the strange "clank" sound heard in her empty sleeve... ]

Let him beg for his own life.

[divinereaper]

[ Naoto heard that clanking sound and raised an eyebrow, but doesn't prod at it. But that statement about begging for his life makes him second guess his ability to call for peace. Better to try, at least. ]

Listen, if you want all hell to break loose, be my guest. But I'd rather get this whole competition done and over with so I can sell.

[garyoutensei]

Mmm... [ Baiken hummed... then groaned, pinching her eye before finally releasing the tongue, the rebound enough to knock the frogman onto his back and rolling into the ditch. He didn't stick around, from there, quickly scrambling to his feet and hopping off. ]

You're right. It would have wound up being a pain, in the end...

[divinereaper]

Exactly. Better to avoid shit then starting it.

[ He looks at his insect catch-- he still wants to catch more, just in case. ]

Though thanks for the save-- I would've lost my temper a lot quicker.

Baths

[trashbinmammal]

[Is she a lion? No, a wolf? Jaguar? Hippo?...Tiger? The aura is noticeable but not in the way Baiken might expect, it evokes less fear in her and more curiosity. Arai-san has only ever met one human before this, and even compared to the other humans she's met here this woman is nothing like them.

No this aura is more like those of those of the strongest friends at Japari Park, the kind who command a strong presence but aren't the first to attack if need be. The raccoon eared girl with only towel on approaches sniffing the moist air with a dumbfounded look]

Are you really a human nanoda?

[garyoutensei]

Don't you think that question's a little insulting?

[ Which, hey, the girl was clearly *not* quite human herself, so whatever, but Baiken had never not felt her skin itch when it came to non-humans, either, even if even she could tell this one lacked a single ounce of malice in her.

At least for the moment. ]

[trashbinmammal]

No, Why would it be?

[She says with the upmost sincerity and slight head tilt]

Arai-san hasn't met very many humans and none looked as strong as you nanoda.

[garyoutensei]

[ Fitting name, she thought. Baiken groaned, though, letting herself sink deeper into the water. ]

I'm human. Don't try to imply I'm anything else or I'll drown you in this pool.

[trashbinmammal]

Arai-san is a very good swimmer nanoda, I wouldn't drown

[She's missing the point hard here, not helping matters is her splashing around the spring to "show off"]

GROSS

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Darin had heard about the rather disgusting events that had transpired in lowertown, and while he doesn't really have a lot of experience with minotaur piss, he can at least offer bottled water to the residents during the evacuation.]

[As someone with healing magic, he idly wondered if he could attempt to purify the water in small batches...which is what leads him to Baiken and her...interesting thoughts.]

Ferment...?

Wait, you're not thinking of drinking that, are you??

[garyoutensei]

You sanitize it first, dumbass.

[ Baiken snorted, setting the glass aside for a moment as she fished out a cork to shove in it. ]

I'm guessing you have no idea how bootleg sake is made.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I don't even know what sake is.

Is it normally made with rancid piss?

[He might be jabbing back for being called a dumbass. Darin doesn't back down.]

[garyoutensei]

Rice wine. [ Said in a tone that was as flat as hardwood floor, and just as comfortable. ]

Piss has carbohydrates in it. Carbohydrates ferment. You cook it with the rice to make a stronger wine.

[ She felt like she was giving a basic science lesson. ]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

You're saying you can make booze with this stuff...?

[Well, now he's interested.]

[This can literally only end in tears.]

...Okay. You've piqued my interest now.

Caravan

[dolcedeleche]

[Dolce is cheerfully knitting to herself and just looks the other up and down at the question.]

Neither. It's Tuesday.

Are you feeling either way yet? It's barely started.

[garyoutensei]

You misunderstood my question.

[ Which wasn't spoken as an admonishment, but rather a matter of fact. She almost expected it. ]

So let me ask again... [ Her look grew a bit more pointed, and she leaned in, letting out a trail of smoke. ]

Is this Heaven, or Hell? Which one... were you expecting to find?

[dolcedeleche]

[..........]

[Dolce just sighs, her pointy ears tipping down slightly.]

Neither. I've been able to see ghosts since I was born. I was lonely and held the hand of one, and she bound herself to me ever since. I assume I'll still be a ghost if I die, because if I wasn't there Pico would cry herself into oblivion, and still find a way to bug me no matter what.

Speaking of which -- [Unravels more yarn from her ball!] She's alive here. Which is a really disastrous decision on some idiot's behalf, but neither heavenly nor hellish.

[garyoutensei]

Ah... [ Baiken's reaction was pretty muted, considering how serious her question had been. But she supposed that was reason enough to set aside the idea that this was some sort of post-death haze. ]

I don't really care about your dead friend, I was more wondering about whether or not you consider us dead.

[dolcedeleche]

[Drops the knitting and hides her face in her hands!]

[Didn't she just answer this????]

[NO, because if she was dead, she'd be a GHOST.]

[...]

[The problem is she's so shy she doesn't know how to respond anymore!!!]

[As it is... Pico's not dead? OR A GHOST NOW....?]

[How does she even begin...?]

The Red Springs! Hope this is all right, if a little late.

[enchantressofore]

[ Truthfully she thought she'd had the baths to herself, so when she hears someone else slipping in she thinks about if it's worth trying to stay or not. Bathing naked with other people is... Strange, to say the least.

But when she's about to leave, the voice catches her off-guard. Oh Nehra, now what? She didn't want to offend or to make this other person ask questions, and if she's honest the steam is helping with her lungs...

A sigh, and the small red head seats herself once again, a little nearer so that she can see the other woman clearly through the steam. ]

I fear I would make for poor company with a good drink, miss. Or that I simply would be poor company in general.

[garyoutensei]

Then fuckin' tweedle off, if you want to. I'm not gonna make you stay. [ Baiken groaned, rolling her head back. She didn't exactly have a well of patience to spare on the socially awkward, given she wasn't much of a flower in that regard, herself. Though the gruffness of her response cut into the assurance that she "didn't bite", one supposed.

After a sigh, she settled more into the water. ]

Stay or go, it's your call.

[enchantressofore]

[ And just like that she feels annoyed. She pinches the bridge of her nose, trying to figure if the pounding of her head is from previous events or from how this woman is talking to her. ]

I will stay.

[ That's the end of that, as far as she's concerned. But, she doesn't leave the words there, instead taking a deep breath and sighing as she sinks into the spring up to her shoulders. ]

... The spring is nice. I have never seen anything like it.

[garyoutensei]

They're more of a thing in places near fault lines or volcanoes... [ Baiken shrugged, taking up her pipe from the pile of stuff beside her, as well as a bag of what seemed to be pipe tobacco. Despite the clear lack of a second hand to work with, she managed to get the thing stuffed and lit with dizzying dexterity, the sort that was long practiced.

A few puffs later... ]

Though most of the ones I've been in are simulated. Facsimiles of a particular version of something that no longer exists...