TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 7

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{ QUICK NAV } Premise ⚔️️ Rules ⚔️️ FAQ ⚔️️ Taken ⚔️️ Reserves ⚔️️ Apply ⚔️️ Locations ⚔️️ Bestiary ⚔️️ Top-Levels Only ⚔️️ A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's still chilly, but not enough that you can't manage on your own. The Lady of the Lake is swimming around under the water, helping to rescue any wayward travelers who look like they're struggling in the water. This month's helpers are giant pillow jellies, a species of jellyfish that is capable of ballooning itself at the surface to create bouncy pads for characters to hop across to the shore, should they choose or not be able to swim. They come in a variety of bioluminescent colors, but do not seem to be very talkative even to animal magic users. Those who try may find themselves being ignored, even if they hear the jellies talking amongst themselves about this and that. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly. *Reminder: Your character's familiar may or may not be with your character in their initial plunge. If the familiar isn't partial to water, it may meet your character on the beach or sit atop their head while they swim. Or if they are, they might splash about and swim alongside your character. Familiars have different personalities and body specs and we leave those up to the players. B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of special ear buds (the supplier was out of the regular ones) and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. C ⦿ The Red Spring The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies. If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there. After the new arrivals come in, they'll find that this month they came in on the middle of a rather tumultuous time... people are arguing and debating about a future decision to be made. King Arthur recently tried to negotiate with Celliwig's people to open the doors to Camelot, but they refused, and the people have been left with a decision: 1. attempt long-distance, slow wooing of Queen Elphame via the Elphame Traders of the next couple of months, 2. attempt to prove a balanced and deeper understanding of the need for both pure and impure hearts by suggesting an acceptance of trials from Celliwig, or 3. band together under Camelot's flag to invade Celliwig. Celliwig is a place of communication between Elphame and Camelot that bypasses the need for weeks of dangerous, often fatal travel, so the choice is very important in regards to how Camelot both presents itself to the fae people in the future. To that end, people with strong beliefs about particular choices have arranged gatherings to draw people in to hear their perspectives on what the choice should be. A ⦿ Honey Over Vinegar A wide variety of people have sided with this group, including the Elphame Traders, as cutting Celliwig off from them would mean a much harder journey each month to the city of Camelot. (Though commerce always does find a way.) This group is hosting a Tree-Picking Tournament! Of course, the trees to be picked are out in the farmlands, and members of the lobbying group will be giving people free one-use Farm Totems to get to the tournament. The trees in this grove are a little different than normal trees, however. For one, they don't bear fruit. This is Camelot's cookie orchard, composed of special fairy tree hybrids that grow a variety of sweet treats on their branches instead of fruits. There are your usual chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies, but also little puff-like wedding cookies on bushes or checkboard cookies blossoming out of stems instead of flowers. There are even some trees that have clusters of miniature French macarons! The best part, at the end when you turn in your cookies for the count and get your participation prize (and bonus pamphlet about how slow and steady wins the race), you can totally keep and eat them, so be careful not to drop them! How you get them down from the tree is up to you, of course. Try some magic, or maybe just some regular old tree-shaking will do the trick.. just be careful you don't accidentally knock down any wasp nests. Those stings will hurt bad! B ⦿ A Balanced Approach The party of people who want to try to woo Celliwig over to smooth things over see this little political gathering with cookie-based bribery and quickly fashion their own event to make sure the fanfare isn't all for just the one idea. To gather people in to hear their side of the story, this group has decided to host a bug catching contest! Head out into those flower fields between Camelot and the Red Springs that are now thriving thanks to April's plentiful rains. Whether you use a net or figure out how to use your magic to get the bugs, it's how many you catch, not what kinds you catch that count-- so make it fast and make it plentiful! And at the end of the day, what you choose to do with your captured bugs is up to you. Crush them or free them, keep them or eat them, whatever it is you want to do... ultimately, all moral choices are valid, right? So let's go along with what Celliwig wants! Don't forget that May is the season of the frog, however, and you'll be in competition with a variety of sentient and wise members of the Frog Tribe, a group of bipedal frogs who live in the southernmost part of the lake and come up to the flowerfields to stick their tongues out for some delicious bug treats. They have no problem sticking their tongues right into your captured bug nest, hopping on heads to steal your catches, and do all kinds of crazy interferences like snipping belts and tonguing ankles to trip people. You may want someone to watch your back for this event, lest you get done in by a hopper. C ⦿ A Show of Strength The more war-hungry citizens of Camelot seek to go to war. This whole issue will be over if Celliwig itself isn't the one in charge of communication and it's just made directly between Elphame and Camelot, rather than having a mediator who refuses to mediate. They believe that a show of strength is the only way to solve this problem, and as such, they'll be demonstrating that the greatest rewards come from strength by organizing an expedition to a cave at the base of the Ash Mountains. Taking a path squarely between the Dusklight Woods and the edge of the Lands of Rot to the base of the Ash Mountains, this expedition will lead into a cave known as the Giant Cave. It's a pretty on-the-nose name, since it really is a big cave. One of the cool things about this cave is that it's filled with geodes. Those who have enough strength can use provided pickaxes and drills to dig up their own crystals and gold, both great for jewelry and enchanting. In particular, there is a large amount of: • Rose quartz: dark mages can make their love spells much more powerful and healers can use this to enhance spells that soothe anxieties and self-doubt • Amethyst: siphoners increase the potency of counter-curses and light mages will find this stone makes their hard light shields stronger than ever • Agate: strengthen cognitive abilities like post-cognition for a clearer picture of what happened by enhancing perception, and death mages will find they're able to extend their possession times by about 30 minutes by using an agate to stablize their aura • Moonstones: will increase navigation as a traveler's protection for kinetic users-- no longer will you risk tripping over a rock while going at enhanced speeds, or can be traded to fairies to potentially bring down a steep price to something more reasonable • Black tourmaline: a crystal that shields from opposition/negativity-- for technomancers and elementalists, this means that technology is more likely to side with them over another technomancer, or elementalists will find that when using opposing elements, theirs will come out stronger-- like water vs fire, electric vs rock, etc. • Hematite: can soothe blood, leaving it a good tool to enhance animal and blood magic-- animals may trust you more readily by having a calming effect on them, and blood mages may find that they heal more readily after using their abilities • Boji stone: alchemists will find that this is a good stabilizer for for particularly volatile potion combinations, and the properties of this stone leaves green mages to sense new types of plants they haven't yet encountered in passing, even if they're not looking at them It's not particularly a contest in this case-- you can keep and use what you want, and this show of strength has given you more power than ever, so why not consider the same concept for how to deal with our unneighborly neighbors in Celliwig? It may be sweaty business, but surely hitting some rocks will show you the value of strength! With the surprisingly tame day in the Giant Cave, one would think that the Ash Mountains were something of a safe place. No one really bothered the travelers, but that's because no one had been home at the time. as it turns out, the Giant Cave is home to a giant... douchebag of a minotaur. Not a giant, despite the name. His name is Simon and he doesn't like to share, and now that a bunch of people have gone and taken his rocks (he didn't even know there were crystals inside, nor does he do anything with them). Now he has to take his revenge, regardless of not knowing who actually took the crystals that were never really his to begin with, they just happened to be in rocks near where he sleeps. A ⦿ A Stone's Throw from Revenge The minotaur is a very instinctive creature, and his instincts say that the people of Camelot, the nearest settlement, are the ones who need to be punished for this. He uses his superhuman strength to drag huge rocks and boulders all the way to the north-east edge of Camelot, seemingly for no reason, until he's got practically a wall built. At which point he starts picking them up, spinning, and then vaulting the rocks into Camelot's buildings. You may find yourself inside of one of those buildings and scrambling to check if everyone and yourself is okay, or perhaps you're rushing out to stop the minotaur from throwing another. Either way, it's a sudden attack and you're going to have to act fast. Trying to attack the minotaur will be difficult, since it has superhman strength and durability, sharp horns atop its head, and can smell you coming from a mile away. Get creative, and stop the minotaur before it's too late! B ⦿ There's Safety in Numbers Once the minotaur's attacks stop, it flees to recover its wounds, promising it will come back to destroy Camelot once and for all. It's a time for reprieve and to help clean up the damage. Use your magic to help clean up broken buildings and structures, or heal and help others who were injured in the sudden, mostly unprovoked attack. Many of the uninjured citizens will be going around town and providing drinks, towels, and cups of noodles to those who are helping out. Because of the impending threat of the minotaur's return, it's recommended that otherworlder's use the (Recipe) Buddy System spell. The way they explain it, it's a spell designed to alert your buddy if you're in danger and lasts about an hour. The way it actually works is you must be touching your buddy in any way at all times for the next hour. Unfortunately, it seems like the volunteers sharing the recipe may have missed that it was created in a kindergarten class, not for adults. C ⦿ Gross Thankfully, the Buddy System wears off before the Minotaur is back for round two. When the Minotaur returns, the castle has since gathered forces to the edge of town to defend it from another attack. It's unclear where the Minotaur went to get healed, but whoever he went to apparently had some advice, however, and the instinctive minotaur gave into a different instinct for part two of his revenge. Rather than go right back to his pile of rocks, he instead travels the day to get to the southernmost part of Camelot and barrels into town unopposed, as most of the troupes are where they had thought he would come from again. After all, minotaurs are not known to be big thinkers. Instead of violently destroying this time, however, the minotaur instead heads straight to lowertown's well-- and takes a pee in it. It turns out, not only does he have a giant-- ahem, but he is a giant dick as well. Now the entire lowertown has to be evacuated due to contaminated water up to other areas of Camelot. Many people who live there are relocated to live in extra castle rooms. After all, Minotaur Urine is known to be incredibly potent and stinky. Mages who are able to handle the smell are asked to come help perform a ritual of water purification for the lowertown's water system. This ritual involves multiple groups of people performing synchronic magic, a magic type that requires you to be in perfect sync with your partner. Draw a special ritual circle with four candles at equidistant points. Chant a spell in sync with your partner, and blow a special powder made of ground jasper, charcoal, and rosemary into the center of the circle. It will be drawn into the candles' flames and with enough people doing this, all impurities will be removed from the lowertown's water and dissipate into the atmosphere. KEY POINTS New arrivals drop into the lake and have to climb up a cliff to the Rent a Ride, where they are given their device and some headphones and can retrieve their personal materials. They travel to Camelot, which is a multiple day journey, so they stop at the Red Springs along the way and stay at an inn there. There is a vote pending for Camelot and each side of the issue is trying to engage otherworlders to their side of the vote. The slow/steady approach is hosting a cookie harvesting tournament from a grove of cookie trees, the middleground group is hosting a bug-catching contest, and the group that wants war is hosting a mining expedition. The mining expedition aggros an asshole of a minotaur, who throws rocks at Camelot. Driven away, the townspeople try to help by distributing a spell called "Buddy System" which binds two people together, not realizing it was intended for kindergarteners. (Oops.) The minotaur returns and pees in the lowertown's water, so a ritual of water purification must be performed because it's gross and stinky. The minotaur is still at large. **** The above key points are a new feature we're going to start including on TDMs and Events. Since it's new, the format is still fluid, so please let us know if you have any feedback for this section here. It should just include brief summaries of each prompt to make parsing information easier and more accessible. The original prompts should still be read and referred to for complete information and details. **** MOD NOTES: • All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, but this post should have top-levels by potential new characters only. Current characters may reply to any threads, but should not top-level comment on this post. • If your application is accepted, you may accept TDM threads as game canon as long as both players consent. Characters may begin threading as soon as their journal is accepted to the communities. • A poll will go up a little later this week regarding the mentioned voting, which should be answered ICly by each character you play. The poll will remain open through the 15th so that newly accepted characters may also vote if they choose to. •If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt. • The first "Arrival" prompts are present on every TDM, but contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly. • Questions about this TDM's content? Comment here! If you have a question about the game at-large, please head over to the FAQ.

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Cassius | Granblue Fantasy | kinetic - technomancy

[moonspiracy]

Arrival
[At the point he reaches the shore his head is full of questions and there isn’t one single rational answer in sight. There is no explanation for this sudden change in scenery. There hasn’t been anything going on that could have triggered an anomaly like this.

Despite the somewhat overwhelming nature of this entire situation the look on Cassius’ face is a very neutral one. He takes his time as he looks around himself, assessing the situation and noticing that he isn’t the only one affected by this irregularity. Others are arriving as well. Some carried by very fascinating sea creatures, some swim.

Yet, when he hears a very familiar buzzing sound close to him he tenses a little. A small drone flies around him and the sheer presence of this Moon-made piece of machinery here is, in a way, worrisome.]

Hmm… [He takes a couple of steps forward, very aware of the drone close to him and also very aware of the fact that said drone might attack him or one of the others. It is definitely better to keep a certain distance for now.

So that’s why whoever approaches him is greeted with a rather blunt:

Stay away.

[And to show how important it is to keep a certain distance he takes a couple of steps back, watching carefully how the drone follows him.]


Caravan to Camelot - A
[These transmitters make no sense and Cassius takes his time to look at them. The attachements seem to serve more of a decorative purpose than anything else. And right before he wants to point out that this equipment might not work at its full capacity and how uncomfortable it might be when used, the man says that.]

It is highly illogical to tell us to look into a box full of feces. [Allow him to elaborate on how faulty your logic is, Archimedes.] Our movements are already restricted by the wetness of our clothes and, even though I have not received proper confirmation, there is a slight chance that many of us have not received proper nutrition to keep our body temperatures on an acceptable level. No one benefits from the stench of excrements.

Caravan to Camelot - B
[While his brain is still processing the information he has received in the most logical way possible he reaches out and takes two of the small bottles out of the mini bar. Their colors differ. One tells him about the ‘sweet taste of honey’ and the other mentions strawberries.

Strawberries it is. Strawberries and videos about bread and jam. A comforting taste and a comforting sight in a place that seems to be far away from the friends he has made.

And no, he isn’t using earbuds. They defy the definition of logic and even though he does not mind to indulge in all things illogical, this is not the place to do so.

Enjoy the sound of bread being cut, jam being spread and the occasional comment about making jam and facts about jam no one really needs.]


Honey over Vinegar
[To be honest, Cassius is here for the cookies and he isn’t even actively participating in the tournament. He is just walking around to shake cookies out of the trees so he can finally shove them in his mouth.]

Mmm…very fascinating. [Despite the fact that he misses his friends, curiosity is definitely killing the cat right now. In a way this world doesn’t differ much from the one he has chosen as his home. Everything about it defies logic and even more so. After all, Cassius is trained to be a soldier and nothing more. He knows how to fight, how to obey the orders given to him, how to handle himself in dire situations. Yet, it seems his body is also able to make use of magic and it seems they have forced this by changing the role of the drone, making it his partner instead of a mere machine used for combat.

This time he isn’t shaking the cookies out, no, the macarons might be located a little bit too high for that and the tree trunk itself is too thick and sturdy. Shaking the tree would be foolish and highly inefficient, a waste of time, actually.

So anyone who comes close may see a pale man with long hair trying to make himself float a little higher to finally fall flat on his face.]

[OOC: feel free to wildcard and if there are any questions you can PM me or boop me on plurk playdespacito ]

arrival

[granmaster]

Hm? What do you mean stay a-- Cassius?

[ That was an odd start to seeing his friend again. He looks around, wondering why he would even say 'stay away' in the first place. He spots the drone, and then realized- there's only one thing that would cause Cassius to act this way. He tenses up, ready to act if need be. ]

Is that... Moon technology? [ He didn't want to make final judgement, but it did look like it. ]

[moonspiracy]

Ah.

[His eyebrows raise briefly at the sound of that familiar voice and for a moment he is aware of a stronger urge to protect than what is truly necessary in a situation like this.]

It is. [His eyes are mostly focused on the drone, following its movements. For now it just seems to hang there close to him, showing no signs of activating an attack.] There is no rational explanation for its presence. [And there's the entire matter of his wet clothes, not having a weapon and not knowing anything about this location. That can be considered a big disadvantage, even against a mere drone.]

Gran, tell me, is this place familiar to you?

[granmaster]

[ Gran can't help but agree with him-- there's no way there should be Moon technology in this world, not like that. He tries to figure out as to why, but nothing pertaining to an explanation really sticks as an answer.

Unless that's Cassius' familiar. He knew that one of Mahira's robots, Joy, was his familiar, but this...? No, it couldn't be. ]

No, I'm just as new as you are. I've found out a lot of information, however, so if we can get away, I can tell you.

[moonspiracy]

[Thing is, he is not sure if he really can get away. Yet, to get any sort of information is vital right now.]

Tell me. [He pauses briefly.] There are signs that we have been called here with a certain purpose.

[At least, it seems like that, as the other arrivals gather and start to walk into the same direction. Upwards.]

Hm. We should follow them, at the least. [Finally he looks fully at his friend.] But do keep your distance as we walk.

[granmaster]

You're right about that. We've been summoned here to help this world with it's issues.

[ At least, that's what he's gathered so far. Gran had spent more than enough time looking for any sort of clue. It's gone as smoothly as one might think. ]

I will. [ A smile as he starts walking. ] But it's like what I said-- we've been summoned here to assist this world with it's lack of magic... and the Sky Realm is frozen in time because of said lack of magic.

[ Gran's fear betrays the even look on his face. He's not happy with the whole 'frozen time' aspect of the entire situation. ]

[moonspiracy]

[Oh, but that...makes absolutely no sense at all.]

They have frozen the entire Sky Realm? And after that they summoned us here? Yet they lack magic? [Now Cassius isn't an expert on magic or sorcery but summoning everybody and freezing the entire Sky Realm...well, that...takes a lot of magic. Or spells.] Your explanation lacks any sort of logic, Gran.

[Cassius glances at the young man's face and notices a slight change in the way he looks. A certain sense of unhappiness, maybe.

Emotions aren't Cassius' strong suit to begin with.]

Hmn. [But if anything...] Even though I have not witnessed the Sky Realm being frozen, I will remain at your side.

[granmaster]

Believe me, I've been trying to make sense of it as well. [ gran's voice was deadpan-- he wishes he understood it. but he's not here to stand around and think about it. ] But that's what I understood and I might as well go with it, yeah?

[ that comment made gran smile. ] Thanks, Cassius. The same goes for you.

[moonspiracy]

Once I told you that I understood the concept of listening to your heart. [The look on Cassius' face is back to its usual neutral expression.] Is this a matter of listening to your heart as well?

[Because, in all fairness, that would be even more illogical than all illogical things that have come on his path lately.]

honey over vinegar

[flamekthunder]

[Eustace happened to be in the area and was about to try transforming into a bird when he first spots the drone. It's similarity is enough to put him on high alert because what the hell. But as he nears to investigate, he actually has to do a double take when he sees someone familiar because he hadn't expected to see the moondweller here.

So he stands there a little uncertain and is about to call out to him...before he witnesses something incredible. Which is the moondweller floating up slightly before falling flat on his face.

...

.................

Just a small sigh before he slowly walks over to him.]

Cassius.

[moonspiracy]

[The landing is quite unpleasant but then again, Cassius is used to crashing in an unpleasant way. He lies still for a good moment, assessing the condition of his body before he finally moves to sit up again, eyes focused on the macarons above him.

It seems his body is quite unfit to process magic, as expected. A deep thougthful hum escapes his mouth before he moves to get back on his feet. He doesn't notice Eustace at first, but when he hears his voice he slowly turns his head.]

A familiar face.

[The tone of his voice is as neutral as the look on his face.]

I take it you have witnessed my incompatibility with magic.

[It isn't a question, really.]

[flamekthunder]

...Unfortunately.

[He's still trying to process several things at once. Cassius being here is easy enough, but...the drone...the idea of Cassius using magic...that complete failure—

So many questions are popping into his mind and he frowns as he quickly sorts through which to ask first as he reaches him.]

How long have you been here?

[Might as well start with the basics.]

[moonspiracy]

[Cassius stares at his hands for a short moment.]

I require more training.

[It is as simple as that. And just like Eustace he has many questions as well. Because he might have been stuffing his face with cookies, it still made no sense that these cookies were growing on trees.

So...

Why is it that these biscuits grow on trees? They do not qualify as fruits or other plant based nutritions. Hmm. [...no he isn't answering your question immediately, Eustace. There are cookies hanging from a tree.] Do these trees grow in the Sky Realm as well?

[flamekthunder]

[...Somehow he's not surprised he's caught up in his own curiosities. So there's just a small sigh as he just answers instead.]

From what I heard, they're bred with special fairy trees, so the most simple answer is magic. And no, they do not grow in the Sky Realm.

[moonspiracy]

[Fairy trees? Okay, very well.]

I do acknowledge the simple nature of your answer, yet it does not answer the question I have. [Cassius takes a step back and turns fully towards Eustace while the drone still buzzes happily around behind him.] Can you show me one of these fairy trees?

[Does it grow fairies? Or is it a tree looking like a fairy? And how does a fairy look? How do cookies grow from fairies? And in what amount does magic influence the growth of cookies? On a tree?]

1/2

[flamekthunder]

[................Why does he have a foreboding premonition along with unwanted flashbacks..............]

2/2

[flamekthunder]

[A small, somewhat controlled sigh.]

We'd have to ask the farmer where they came from.

[moonspiracy]

[Cassius nods, agreeing with Eustace's proposal.]

Let us ask the farmer. [After saying that he approaches Eustace with sure steps, cookie crumbs still visible in the corners of his mouth.] These trees are fascinating. They defy all logic, yet they exist.

[It boggles the mind.]

Show the way.

caravan to camelot a!

[carligrapher]

( a phone, some, uh... earbuds? and he's finally allowed at the shit cabinet, as the guy puts it, which has Kaoru's brow raising. that's not exactly the term he'd choose to use in an organised event (as this appears to be), but on their heads be it.

he's quite happy to go straight up to it and, manoeuvring around the man talking to Archimedes, reach in and wrap his hand around his glasses with a sigh of relief. the bliss of being able to see also provides him the blessed knowledge that Carla, both in her wristband and skateboard form, as well as a charger, has turned up here.

thank goodness.

but, uh... what on earth is this guy talking about? )

He's referring to our things, of course.

( he's a little curt, but given the trajectory of this day, can anyone blame him? at least he keeps any name calling out of it. )

[moonspiracy]

If that is the case he should not speak of something smelly and worthless while referring to the things people possess.

[Cassius is also curt when he speaks.]

A simple and clear explanation suffices in a situation like this. [He opens the (large) 'shit' box assigned to him and simply picks up the spear that's inside of it.] It's highly illogical and perhaps only certain Fossildwellers are able to catch on to this play of words.

[This Moondweller here is definitely missing the point.]

[carligrapher]

( fossildweller? that's a new one for Kaoru. breathe, Kaoru. play nice. )

It isn't the name I would have chosen. I assume someone thought they were funny.

( certain gorillas would probably name it that way, though... actually, no. for once he'll give props to Kojiro here. even if he calls it that, he'd know better than to name it as such in front of customers or strangers. )

[moonspiracy]

[Well, if it is some sort of joke it went way over Cassius' head, like most jokes do, actually.]

Hm. What name would you have chosen for this box?

[The tone of his voice is even when he speaks and yes, this is absolutely a serious question. Please explain boxes, Kaoru.]

[carligrapher]

( the look Kaoru gives him can only be described as politely trying to refrain from the sarcastic answer. )

Unclaimed property.

( he says it with a voice that snaps like the close of a fan — which, incidentally, he has noticed is not here. what a pain in the ass. lost property might also work, but it's not really lost. it just... wound up here, somehow? )

[moonspiracy]

[That is a description Cassius can approve of and he nods.]

Agreed. [He takes his time to check his spear. Isaac has done quite a good job on repairing it and, to be honest, it is good to feel it in his hand again.] The execution of that joke has been poorly timed, therefore it lacks any significant meaning and only causes confusion. Perhaps it would have been appropriate at a later moment, yet the question remains if it is funny.

[carligrapher]

( well, this man seems relatively sensible. there's a time and a place for jokes, and this isn't really where Kaoru expects to see them. )

It's their choice, I suppose. ( said with the same tone as it's their funeral might be, before he looks away to everything that has, until just now, been nothing but fuzzy and blurry. )

Shall we?

( he hefts his skateboard into a more comfortable position before piping up again; )

Carla, information for current geographical location.

Yes, Master.

( the cool, pleasant female tone rings out as the bracelet and skateboard light up with the response, only to dim for a second of silence and quickly resume their bright, pinkish light; )

Connection to internet could not be established.

( Kaoru's brows furrow. it shouldn't be unexpected, but it does make things more difficult. dammit. )

I see. Thank you, Carla.