IC Anon Meme, Trials of Celliwig Edition

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[peachtime]

What's the WEIRDEST thing you've ever made at the forge? Be honest.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Okay get this.

One day I'm in Alvale, right? There's a big bazaar, I got my wares on a table, I'm drawing in a crowd like usual.

This guy comes up with a weird bag around his neck. And he asks me if I can make him some shoes.

I go 'shoes? Sorry, friend, but I'm no cobbler. I can do plate grieves but not regular shoes.'

He shakes his head and goes 'no, I want horse shoes.'

So I go 'Oh, of course! Alright, where's your horse?'

He shakes his head again. He wants horse shoes to wear. For himself.

That's when it hits me. The bag around his neck? It's a feed bag! Guy thinks he's a horse!

So, you know what I do? I go to the cobbler down the way, I get a pair of sturdy leather boots and I mount horse shoes to the things. I even put some hard oak spurs on the sides so he clops when he walks. I gave them to the guy and he paid me and whinnied off into the sunset. I made the guy's life.

Listen, if he wanted to be a horse, who am I to judge right? Go be the best stallion in the stables.

...So yeah. I made horse shoes for a human man.