Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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Archer (EMIYA) | Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works

[unknowntodeath]

[phoenixwiz]

Harry, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Archer: How?
Harry: How what?
Archer: How could they be worse?
Harry: They couldn’t, I lied.
Archer:

[beaumains]

Gareth: I don’t even use tubberware anymore.
Archer: What are you saying? Say it again.
Gareth: Tubberware.
Archer: Say it again. Slow.
Gareth: Tubberware.
Archer: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.
Gareth: Tub.
Archer: Wrong.
Gareth: What do you mean, wrong?
Archer: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.
Gareth: What are you talking about?
Archer: Tupperware. Tupper.
Gareth: It’s tupper!
Archer: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.
Gareth: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

[excalibeam]

Saber: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Archer: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Saber: What are you eating?
Archer: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Saber: I like you, don't I?

[colchismagecraft]

Caster: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Archer: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

[prismatically]

Archer: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Stella: Mine just says "Stella no."
Archer: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.