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Incorrect quotes meme
1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!
Generator 1, Generator 2
1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!
Generator 1, Generator 2
Harry: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Sokka: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Harry: I like the way you think.
Sokka: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Harry: I like the way you think.
Edited 2021-07-04 19:21 (UTC)
Zidane: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Jean: That doesn't exist.
Zidane: Not with that attitude.
Jean: That doesn't exist.
Zidane: Not with that attitude.
Harry, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Mamoru: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Mamoru: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Archer (EMIYA) | Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works
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2021-07-04 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2021-07-04 19:22 (UTC)
Harry, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Archer: How?
Harry: How what?
Archer: How could they be worse?
Harry: They couldn’t, I lied.
Archer:
Archer: How?
Harry: How what?
Archer: How could they be worse?
Harry: They couldn’t, I lied.
Archer:
Ren: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Makoto: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
Makoto: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
Archer: I failed my safety training course today.
Harry: Why, what happened?
Archer: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Harry: And?
Archer: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Harry: Why, what happened?
Archer: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Harry: And?
Archer: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Makoto: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Xiao: You? Magic? Makoto, it says talent show.
Xiao: You? Magic? Makoto, it says talent show.
Venti: Hey Zidane can I get a sip of your water?
Zidane: It's not water.
Venti: Vodka, I like your style!
Zidane: It's vinegar.
Venti: Wh-Wha-
Zidane: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Zidane: It's not water.
Venti: Vodka, I like your style!
Zidane: It's vinegar.
Venti: Wh-Wha-
Zidane: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Zidane: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Bakugo: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Bakugo: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Izuku: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Zidane: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Zidane: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Claude: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Maruki: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Claude: No! Four to five seconds!
Maruki: Too late!!!
Maruki: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Claude: No! Four to five seconds!
Maruki: Too late!!!
Robyn: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Harry: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
Harry: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
Baiken: Can I have some?
Yuyuko, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
Izuku: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Zidane: Oh, you’ve been?
Izuku: Once. In Monopoly.
Zidane: Oh, you’ve been?
Izuku: Once. In Monopoly.
Stella: Where are you going?
Kotone: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Kotone: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Claude: I was arrested for being too cool.
Byleth: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Byleth: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Thrawn: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Luke: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Luke: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Luke: We have fun, don’t we, Thrawn?
Thrawn: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
I feel like this is Thrawn's response to any Skywalker tbh
Thrawn: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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