Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

Comments

Harry Potter | Harry Potter

[phoenixwiz]

[unknowntodeath]

Archer: I failed my safety training course today.
Harry: Why, what happened?
Archer: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Harry: And?
Archer: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

[phoenixwiz]

Oh wow, that is really interesting, must be tough to pass those tests.

[markedfordeath]

Harry: This is such a bad idea.
Elza: Then why are you coming along?
Harry: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

[phoenixwiz]

Can you repeat to me of what we are doing again?

[markedfordeath]

[SIIIIIGH] Listen carefully this time.

We're going to break into this person's house and leave a nest of snakes on their bedroom floor while they sleep.

[phoenixwiz]

Oh okay then. Plenty of snakes on the floor, got it.

So how do we get inside their room? I could unlock it with kinetic magic.

[markedfordeath]

It would do better to go via the window. Then we won't have to enter the room in question.

[phoenixwiz]

Okay then, now let’s see if we can find the... (Luckily he’s already near the window so they can send in the snakes.) Oh there it is!