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[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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Xiao | Genshin Impact

[whirlwindthrust]

[roseeclair]

Makoto: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Xiao: You? Magic? Makoto, it says talent show.

[concierto]

Xiao: What time is it?
Venti: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Venti: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Zhongli: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Venti: It’s 2 am

[tantailizing]

Zidane: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Xiao, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Zidane:
Zidane: fsh

[saxum]

Zhongli: I made tea.
Xiao: I don’t want tea.
Zhongli: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Xiao: Then why are you telling me?
Zhongli: It is a conversation starter.
Xiao: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Zhongli: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[notemergencyfood]

Paimon: Violence isn't the answer.
Xiao: You’re right.
Paimon: *sighs in relief*
Xiao: Violence is the question.
Paimon: What?
Xiao, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Paimon, running after them: NO-