Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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Venti | Genshin Impact

[concierto]

[tantailizing]

Venti: Hey Zidane can I get a sip of your water?
Zidane: It's not water.
Venti: Vodka, I like your style!
Zidane: It's vinegar.
Venti: Wh-Wha-
Zidane: It's vinegar, COWARD.

Re: Venti | Genshin Impact

[apshot]

Xiao: Am I going too far?
Venti: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

[sefirot]

Sephiroth: Something’s off.
Venti: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Sephiroth: No, but that’s funny.

[saxum]

Zhongli: This is a mistake
Venti, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Zhongli: But not today
Venti, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

[notemergencyfood]

Paimon: I’m going to take you out
Tone-Deaf Bard: great, it’s a date!
Paimon: I meant that as a threat.
Tone-Deaf Bard: See you at five!

[letmewin]

Venti: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Asriel: You would eat yourself?
Venti: I wouldn’t even question it.

[prismatically]

Venti: So what do you have planned for the future?
Stella: Lunch.
Venti: No, like long term.
Stella: Oh...um, dinner?