Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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Bennett | Genshin Impact

[rotacalamitas]

[concierto]

Venti: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Bennett, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Venti: BLOCKED.

[apshot]

Xiao, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Bennett: But – that’s just a trash can.
Xiao: It sure is!

[tantailizing]

Zidane: What do you have?
Bennett: A KNIFE!
Zidane: NO!

[floatsaway]

Ochako: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Bennett : Mine just says "Bennett no."
Ochako: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[saxum]

Bennett: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Zhongli: That’s a snake.

[notemergencyfood]

Paimon, going over Bennett's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Bennett: Yes
Paimon: Okay... may I know what you create?
Bennett: Problems.

[flamekthunder]

Eustace: Do you take constructive criticism?
Bennett: I only take cash or credit.

--

Bennett: *chokes on something*
Eustace: Jeez, Bennett, don't die on us.
Bennett: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

[flapsin]

Bennett: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Darkwing: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.