Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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Zidane Tribal | Final Fantasy IX

[tantailizing]

[fullgauntlet]

Izuku: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Zidane: Oh, you’ve been?
Izuku: Once. In Monopoly.

[tantailizing]

ASDHLASD Time for the real thing.

[markedfordeath]

Zidane: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Elza: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

[tantailizing]

... not wrong.

[markedfordeath]

I'm all about the locally sourced. Got to care about the environment and all, right?

[concierto]

Zidane: Venti, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Venti: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

[tantailizing]

So in trouble if it comes to that...

[apshot]

WHAT ARE THE EFFING CHANCES...

Katsuki: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Zidane: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Katsuki:
Katsuki: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives


----


Xiao: Someone will die.
Zidane: Of fun!

[tantailizing]

XD! These are great~

Also good thing Zidane would rather sleep in

[roseeclair]

Zidane: I can explain.
Makoto: Can you?
Zidane: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[tantailizing]

Pft, thirty seconds... give him ten.

[floatsaway]

Zidane: I am a responsible adult!
Ochako: *raises brow*
Zidane: I am an adult.

[tantailizing]

Well, not wrong.

[devilsfootprints]

shinra, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, zidane.
zidane: How did you do that without turning around?
shinra: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

[tantailizing]

... they would. They would do this.

[devilsfootprints]

RIGHT!! I can see it the other way around too

[tantailizing]

JUST TO BE DRAMATIC yup

[flamekthunder]

Eustace, going over Zidane's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Zidane: Yes
Eustace: Okay... may I know what you create?
Zidane: Problems.

---

Zidane: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Zidane: Lmao, @ Eustace.

[tantailizing]

I mean... yup.

[patchricide]

Zidane: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Zidane: *cuts piece of cake*
Allura: ...Can I have some?
Zidane: Cake is for talkers.

[tantailizing]

Damn right cake is for talkers

[letmewin]

Zidane: Can you keep a secret?
Asriel: Do you know anything about my life?
Zidane: No I do not. Good point.

[tantailizing]

XDDD

He'll learn...