Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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Saber (Artoria Pendragon) | Fate/Stay Night

[excalibeam]

[beaumains]

Artoria: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Gareth: What?
Artoria: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

[excalibeam]

Excalibur but it's just a massive beam of snow

[unknowntodeath]

Archer: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Saber: How so?
Archer: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

[excalibeam]

Archer...

Re: Saber (Artoria Pendragon) | Fate/Stay Night

[crimsongirl]

1.

Homura: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Saber:
Saber: Homura, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Homura: *Sips coffee from bowl*

2.

Homura: That was a joke. Say ha.
Saber: Ha.
Homura: Now do it again.
Saber: Ha.
Homura: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

[colchismagecraft]

1)
Saber: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Caster, are a fucking cactus.

2)
Saber: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Caster: But what if something else happens just this one time.