Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

Comments

Elza | Suikoden 2

[markedfordeath]

[tantailizing]

Elza: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Zidane: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

[markedfordeath]

It better be in a constructive direction or I'm taking over this plan.

[tantailizing]

It's always constructive.

[eightfoldfiend]

Yuber: You kill people for money?!
Elza: I can explain!
Yuber: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

[markedfordeath]

Maybe you should take out a pad of paper and take notes.

Re: Elza | Suikoden 2

[phoenixwiz]

Harry: How would you like your coffee?
Elza: As dark as my soul.
Harry: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

[markedfordeath]

Funny, kid. Maybe you should think about changing professions.

[phoenixwiz]

Hehehe, I’m just kidding of course. I’ll get the coffee ready soon.

[markedfordeath]

Good. Keep that up and you might go places.

[phoenixwiz]

Thanks, just wait right: I’ll be back in a minute.

(Harry then rushes out to get some black coffee, and after a few minutes, he shows up with a cup of black coffee for Elza.)

Here you go.

(OOC: Harry’s already a cafe barista for months, so giving people coffee is a common thing for him these days.)

[ofsilverflame]

Chris: I made tea.
Elza: I don’t want tea.
Chris: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Elza: Then why are you telling me?
Chris: It is a conversation starter.
Elza: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Chris: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[markedfordeath]

Heh, it's still a lousy conversation starter.