avalaughs | Incorrect quotes meme

Incorrect quotes meme

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Caster: I am a responsible adult!
Kate: *raises brow*
Caster: I am an adult.

Yup entirely accurate.

1.

Homura: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Caster: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

2.

Homura: Isn’t a bit dangerous?
Caster: Homura, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Homura: ...
Caster: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Homura: ...
Caster: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.

Pfffttt these two are disasters

Caster: How do I deal with my enemies?
Yuber: Kill them.
Caster: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Yuber: Kill them only a little?

The solution was murder.

Caster: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Zagreus: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Caster: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Caster isn't good at this whole 'learning lessons' thing...

Caster: Okay, truth or dare?
Stella: Truth
Caster: How many hours have you slept this week?
Stella:
Stella: ...Dare
Caster: Go to bed.
Stella: I don’t like this game.

This isn't even incorrect for these two LOL

Belgium: I made tea.
Actual Best Girl Medea: I don’t want tea.
Belgium: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Actual Best Girl Medea: Then why are you telling me?
Belgium: It is a conversation starter.
Actual Best Girl Medea: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Belgium: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.