Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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Darin Altway | Original Character

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[roseeclair]

Makoto: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Darin: Oh, you’ve been?
Makoto: Once. In Monopoly.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Makoto you are forever the mom friend

[faithfulson]

Darin: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Darin: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Luke: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Darin: Ominous positivity.

Luke, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Darin, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

...I ran both and couldn't decide which one was funnier.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I'm losing my shit at the heels

[faithfulson]

I just feel like this is something that will actually happen given the chance. XD

in the continuing adventures of "kate sees how dense darin is because it amuses her"

[morns]

Kate: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Darin: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

...This isn't even an incorrect quote what the hell

Re: Darin Altway | Original Character

[recommendations]

Darin: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Momo: Alright, what's 30x17?
Darin: 47
Momo: That's not even close.
Darin: But it was fast.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

opens mouth to say something

closes mouth

[patchricide]

Darin, admiring a sleeping Allura: You’re so cute.
Allura, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Darin, lovingly: I know.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

she's clearly everything he's ever wanted

[heartlessswordsman]

Zelgadis: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Darin: Twelve, actually.
Zelgadis: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Darin: Yours!
Zelgadis: That's right: no one's.

[prismatically]

Stella: The first time Darin opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

[colchismagecraft]

Darin: How do I deal with my enemies?
Caster: Kill them
Darin: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Caster: Kill them only a little?