Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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paimon | Genshin Impact

[notemergencyfood]

[ringsthatbind]

Shadow: Paimon... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Paimon: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Shadow:
Shadow: I wrote sanitize, Paimon.

[notemergencyfood]

SAME DIFFERENCE.

[ringsthatbind]

NO NO THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

[notemergencyfood]

BUT MONA DRAWS THEM ALL THE TIME.

..oh wait. That's astrology. Is it the same???

[ringsthatbind]

If Mona jumped off a bridge would you follow suit?

... No, not the same.

[notemergencyfood]

You forget Paimon can fly.

[sefirot]

Paimon: How do I deal with my enemies?
Sephiroth: Kill them
Paimon: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Sephiroth: Kill them only a little?

[notemergencyfood]

NO. BAD. SEPHY.

[agentlewish]

Tohru: Paimon was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Paimon: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Tohru: Paimon, you ate a chair.

[notemergencyfood]

THE CHAIR TASTED LIKE CHICKEN.

[concierto]

Venti: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Paimon: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Venti: Death is a social construct.

[notemergencyfood]

VENTI.