Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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Kratos Aurion | Tales of Symphonia

[worldsokayestdad]

[ofsilverflame]

Kratos: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Chris, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

Kratos: *chokes on something*
Chris: Jeez, Kratos, don't die on us.
Kratos: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

[eightfoldfiend]

Yuber: Oh, hey, I didn’t see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!
Kratos: Oh! Yeah, I uh...
Kratos: Didn’t want to bother you.
Kratos: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.

[notcethleann]

Kratos: I turned out perfectly fine!
Flayn: Kratos, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Kratos: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

[flapsin]

Just switch them around

*Kratos and Drake are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Kratos: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Drake, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.