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A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival

KERPLUNK, SPLASH!

Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's chilly waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's paralyzingly cold for a few seconds before you're approached by the Lady of the Lake beneath the water's surface. She puts a vial of a vibrant, glowing red Everwarm* potion to your character's lips. The icy water doesn't feel so icy once consumed and you'll be able to move your limbs enough to swim to shore on your own. She can't stick around to explain, she's got to get this to all the new arrivals! Many of which you'll see plopping in around you.

If you can't swim, a handful of helpful ice turtles will scoop you up from beneath and drop you off at the shore. When not helping people, the turtles are going around and hitting the ice that keeps forming on the surface with their shells to keep the surface open for the falling arrivals or pushing personal items to the beach near the new arrivals they smell like (belong to). If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. If anyone with Animal Magic asks the turtles, they will give the full spiel, but very slowly, and they like to get off topic and gossip about other turtles you've never heard of. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly.

B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot

Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones, a pair of earbuds, and a winter cloak** to everyone before getting them settled in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and give them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go.

These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service,

avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk.

C ⦿ The Red Spring

The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies.

If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out!

The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there.

Everyone needs a little fun from time to time; the locals have put together the annual Snow Games. As with all things Avalonians plan, magic plays a part in the competition. There will be three separate tiers for characters to enter. Each Tier will have its predetermined track or ring, set up and ready to go.

A ⦿ Foot Races

three-legged race

B ⦿ Sled Races

magically driven sleds

C ⦿ Snow Chicken

Snow Chicken, Magic Vs Yeti Style... This competition will differ from the previous two; it is not a race to the finish line but instead a competition to be the last team standing! Participants will pair off and one person will climb on the shoulders of the other and try to wrestle their opponents off without getting knocked off themselves. The field is full of snow, with more coming from the sky. Your opponents will be Yeti. Try to stay on, Yeti are no slouches so teams will have to work together using their magic not only to stay put but to knock your big-footed opponents to the ground.

Just... be wary, these friendly yeti are surprisingly big on hugging as a form of congratulations. It's much more challenging to escape from a yeti's embrace than it is to knock one over.

Trumpets hail an announcement by the town crier in front of the castle. More than a few people pull out their phones to record it and post it to the AOL network for all to see.

"Hear ye, hear ye! Our noblest of lords, King Arthur of Camelot, will host a tournament on this January the 20th on castle grounds. All are welcome to participate in competitions to determine those most skilled in both the physical and magical arts. In preparation for the upcoming tournament, we are sending envoys to Celliwig. In Celliwig lies the Magic Mirror of the South, gifted to Camelot by the Fae, and a means to communicate with their royal court at will. It is a vastly important task in your journey to become magicians and to show your good will toward the fairies. Parts of the mirror's frame have been damaged. We will need those brave of soul and pure of heart to retrieve the crystals needed to repair the mirror. Those interested, the party leaves at dawn."

A ⦿ Brave of Soul

The first stop on the trip to restore Celliwig's Mirror is to a cave just north of Albion's White Cliffs. No longer a part of the cliffs themselves, this outcropping goes underground and to a dank, dark cave. It is the only place which a special prismatic crystal grows. The crystal itself is hidden deep in the cave, which can only be passed by passing into a zone in which magic cannot be used. Characters will enter the cave and must face an illusion of one of their greatest fears. Those frozen in fear will pass out and wake up outside of the cave with no crystal. Those who run will find themselves turned out of the cave as well. Only those who recognize and face that fear deep in their soul will find the path forward. The fear will turn into a small light spirit, which will smile and reveal to them the crystals they seek.

B ⦿ Pure of Heart

The second stop is past a shanty town and at the bridge north of it. The bridge itself is broken, only the ends in existence. The water itself is impassible, white rapids sweeping away anything that steps into it. Silver crystals are on the other side of the bridge, visible in an outcropping from where they are, but it appears there is no way around as magic does not work on the bridge. The only clue as to how to get across is a plaque in the dirt before the bridge.

"The pure of heart will form the bridge with a leap of faith."

Since everyone has gone as a group, it will be possible to see others walking over the water once one person figures it out. Though the clue may seem challenging, it is quite straight-forward. Characters who are pure of heart will find that if they believe in themselves, they will be able to step off the bridge and hardlight will form beneath their feet to allow them to step over the water. Those with ill intentions or those who are willing to harm others to get their way will slip into the rapid waters and may need to be saved by other characters. At least you're off the bridge, so magic will work to that end.

C ⦿ Celliwig, the Splendored Court

As the travelers leave the bridge, they turn toward the shanty town-- wood shacks and failing farms. Not a place anyone would want to visit. Those who try to run ahead will find that it disappears as if an illusion, and they will find nothing. Those who stick with the party will wait a fair distance away until the sun sets. Once the sun begins to fall beyond the horizon, the small town will begin to shimmer brilliant whites and colors-- a glamour hiding its true glory, a city made solely of crystals and glass: Celliwig, the Splendored Court. Though smaller than Camelot, every part of the city is beautiful and glistening. The population is small and it's very quiet and serene for a city. The people of the city don't seem keen on speaking to outsiders, and will typically scatter before anyone can really engage them. They seem humanoid in nature, but not entirely human. Even the animals around the city seem to be ethereal in nature, gliding more than walking.

The party is led to a hall at the center of the city-- the hall of mirrors. Those who have succeeded in obtaining crystals need to bring them and set them on a table placed before a mirror at the end of the hall, which appears to have a number of empty settings. It's unclear what happened to the mirror previously, but now it's necessary to restore it to garner the favor of the fae.

Once crystals have been delivered, people will be free to explore the quiet city, but it seems most of the city is closing shop while the visitors are around. There is a restaurant that will serve visitors food, though all of the dishes are of the molecular gastronomy variety. Alcoholic drinks seem to come in vapor form and flashes of light if ordered, but seem effective nonetheless. The local general store seems to be willing to sell supplies to weary travelers as well, but that's about it.

...That said the inn doesn't seem particularly keen on allowing visitors in strangely, so you're either going to be sleeping on the iridescent streets or camping just outside the city if you prefer the soft grass and the darkness of night. Just be aware, if you leave, you won't be able to get back into this mysterious city so easily.

MOD NOTES:
• All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, but this post should have top-levels by potential new characters only. Current characters may reply to any threads, but should not top-level comment on this post.
• If your application is accepted, you may accept TDM threads as game canon as long as both players consent. Characters may begin threading as soon as their journal is accepted to the communities.
• If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt.
• Note that the third prompt in this TDM will have consequences on the game's progression. After the application round, a poll will be put up to see how many characters who are in the game, both new and old, are able to obtain the crystals from the Brave of Soul and Pure of Heart prompts.
• The first "Arrival" prompts are present on every TDM, but may contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly.
• Questions about this TDM's content? Comment here! If you have a question about the game at-large, please head over to the FAQ.

*This Everwarm does not count toward your potion collection for those who wish to take up potion brewing. You must obtain Everwarm from the Elphame Trader's to count.
**Jackets come in a variety of neutral colors, enchanted with a fit-adjustment spell that will adjust to your character's size.

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Rather than answer him intelligibly, she gave a frenzied howl and tore ahead; Mickey almost certainly would have fallen off if she weren't holding his ankles, and it's quite possible his hat was left spinning in the air.

"HEY, UGLY!" And if Mickey isn't ready with his rapier, she's prepared to whip out her plasma pistol to take care of the yeti that was slowly turning to face them, looming huge as she charged at it.

Of course he's not going to use his rapier - that wouldn't be fair! This is supposed to be muscle versus muscle, after all! As such, he holds his arms out, expecting a good clean fight.

Although he does think calling these guys "ugly" was kinda mean. Maybe they can discuss that later.

"All for one, and one for all!"

The yeti may give them a good clean fight, but it's still a yeti, and it outweighs and outmuscles them both several times over. She couldn't quite see what was going on up there, but Alexis could tell it wasn't anything that was going to knock out a giant snow beast. As a matter of fact, she felt the little guy get pulled right off her shoulders by the creature.

"HEY!" She lunged and grabbed Mickey's ankles, "Give that back!" When pulling and yanking didn't work, she held on with one hand and used the other to draw her ray gun and fire off a shot at the yeti's face. She missed her mark, but the laser induced plasma channel cracked like lightning and struck the creature on the shoulder.

It let go, and while it bellowed in surprise and pain, Alexis gave a smug little chuckle - then, still holding the Musketeer by his ankle, she lifted him up and fixed him with a withering, wide eyed stare.

"Whadda you think you're doin', huh?! Uh-oh-" Before either of them could say another word, she was forced to duck as the yeti swung its massive arm around at them. And without thinking, Alexis began bludgeoning the creature with a series of wild haymakers, poor Mickey at the end of at least half of them.

First - "Whoa!" Mickey felt himself being yanked by the Yeti, but also could tell the Yeti wasn't actually trying to hurt him. So, he was more than willing to concede the fight, even laugh it off.

Except, second - "HEY!" - suddenly he's yoinked backwards?! And she's firing a weapon at the Yeti! "Hey, you're hurting him! Knock it off!"

And then, third - getting accidentally pummeled. "OWOWOWOWOWOW-" As much as he'd love to defend himself and the poor Yeti, first he needs to get out of hittin' range! So he's scrambling to get out of Alexis' grip, flailing a bit. They sure didn't train you for this kind of insanity back home!

THWACK

BONK

CLANG?

With a few well placed blows to the head, interspersed with a stunning jolt of electricity or two, the yeti finally went down. Alexis didn't care if she hurt it, or even killed it - that was her general intention most of the time.

She stood over the creature, panting, just long enough to make sure it was down for the count, and then she dropped her club - I mean Mickey - on the ground unceremoniously. Her shadow fell over him, but she didn't say anything, settling instead for a dark scowl.

Well, at least he was free... with one hell of a headache. He sat on his knees, trying to make the world stop spinning. "Ow... I think that hurt more than when I fell out of the tower..."

But as his vision clears, he promptly ignores the scowl of doom because - "Oh, no!" The poor Yeti! He scrambles, trying to get to his side. "Aw, no... hang on, fella, I'll find one of the folks who has healing magic, they'll patch you up in no time!"

When Mickey flat out ignores her practiced looming menace, she makes that angry/surprised/confused face then grabbed the back of his shirt and hoisted him up into the air - again!

"Listen, Shortstack, the whole point is to get 'em on the ground, I wanna win this thing, and there's healers everywhere!" She waved her arm at the whole of the field and then dropped him on the fallen yeti's furry, lightly singed chest. "So you either man up - uh...mouse up - whatever; get your magic up and running, or get cozy with Monstro here," From this angle, Mickey has a better view of the little bit of elemental magic that Alexis has managed to master as electricity begins to curl around her hands, wreathing them in blue-white and eerily lighting her from below, "and I'll pick up your slack."

Why does everyone - Pete, the Beagles, etc - insist on picking him up like a feisty kitten?!

"It's just a game!" Mickey shot back, still angry and not caring that she could easily enough hit him again. Musketeers always stand for justice! "You didn't have to hurt him that badly!"

...

"And it's a sword, not a stick." Because that was equally important to point out.

The corners of her mouth pulled back in a snide rictus that was somewhere between a grin and a grimace as she leaned down and poked him in the chest. He may have felt a sharp little zap.

"Wrong-o. It's practice. We're supposed to be staying sharp and using magic. And look at this thing!" She gave the yeti a nudge with the toe of her boot. "It's a boulder with fur, he can take it."

...

"Yeah? Well it's been just as useful. So what's it gonna be, mouse? Get yer Reepicheep on, or sit on the sidelines?"

It would help if he had any idea what a Reepicheep was. But he definitely gave a little "ow!" at the zap. "I dunno about the Yetis, but I think I ought to find a different partner." He certainly didn't want to stick with someone who was either cruel, bananas, or both.

Both, it's definitely both. Instead of looking offended at this, Alexis gave a harsh laugh and reached down to ruffle his hair as if he were a small child.

"Good luck, kiddo! Maybe you'll find a nice gentle princess with some animal friends to be totally lame with. But if you won't - or can't - take these guys down, y'won't last five minutes when the test is a real one."

[Don't let her get to you, Mick! You're the best and she's just the worst!]

Edited 2021-01-05 19:09 (UTC)

Mickey was quick to back away from the gesture, and readjust his hat. He didn't like it when Pete treated him that way, and he certainly didn't like it when some stranger did!

"And when it is a real one, I hope you actually have allies who're willin' t'work with you." With a disappointed click of his tongue, he began to walk on - he meant it when he wanted to get the poor Yeti healed, so he needed to ask around and find such a healer.

Loud, obnoxious laughter followed behind Mickey as he headed away.

"Breaking news, kiddo! I don't need allies. But whaddo I know? I'm just a big bad with lightning powers. Hey, word of advice! Get your magic sorted out. That's what you're gonna need if you want any allies."

She looked down at the yeti, "Amirite?" and gave it another nudge. "Heh. Yeah, I'm right."

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