it's friday

[currysseur]

you know how we do

Comments

Rider (Sakamoto Ryouma) | Fate/Grand Order

[amakakeru]

1. Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.

2. You were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. Who was I to stop you?

3. He asked me why I let you steal the gnome and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome.

4. I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.

5. Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?

6. To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom.

7. wildcard - text him!

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[morns]

didn't say it was a bad thing.

( but damn there are a lot of guys who feel that way. looking at u, jj )

[amakakeru]

No, but I can't help but feel a little bad for it. Thanks for not making it any worse, I guess.

[ ... ]

Did you ever find where I left my pants, though?

[morns]

not the first person stripping after drinks. ... not even here.

might have. you going to help me jog my memory?

( aka she took them and now you're gonna need to pay up, boy. )

[amakakeru]

Are you bribing me for their safe return?

[ He can't even be mad. Actions, consequences, etc. ]

[morns]

fair pay for guardianship and playing postie, don't you think?

[amakakeru]

...Fine. Name your price.

[morns]

4 cheese pizza.

[amakakeru]

Deal.

[ ... ]

Do i have to be the one to bring it to you?

[ That's gonna be bad, what with the current hangover and lack of pants. ]

[morns]

send it to off limits.

( literally would rather have a pizza delivered to her gym than give out her address. that's normal. )

[amakakeru]

[ Phew. That's a relief. ]

Right. It'll be there in about 45 minutes.

Just...leave my pants at the inn, I guess.

[morns]

deal.