it's friday

[currysseur]

you know how we do

Comments

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[amakakeru]

10. At least have enough self-respect to get it from a questionable store. Surely there's better options than guaranteed food poisoning.

[morganknight]

What if it's surprisingly delicious? How would we know without trying? They wouldn't MAKE them if they didn't make money off them!

[amakakeru]

Are you really that desperate or just that drunk?

[morganknight]

Curious. Isn't it a mystery? Why would such a thing exist? How does it continue to? What's its place in the great flow of everything?

[amakakeru]

Far be it from me to put a damper on your curiosity, just don't complain if you do get sick.

[morganknight]

And I have to take issue with your '10', while I'm at it! It's in a wrapper. It could be more gross. How can it be the grossest thing possible and yet still potentially be worse?

[amakakeru]

That's what you're taking issue with? Fine, it's an 8. At least it's not open on the ground.

[morganknight]

And what if it had strange ingredients like motor oil or eyeballs? 8 still seems way too high!

[amakakeru]

Why are you arguing with me? Aren't you the one who asked for my opinion on it??

[morganknight]

Sure but you went straight for 10. So I feel some perspective is called for here!

[amakakeru]

Without any context aside from a vending machine chili dog, how else was I supposed to react?

[morganknight]

Those are established quantities! Like, if I asked about the 5th layer of the Hidden Planet of the Mystery Dimension, that's when you can't make a fair judgment!