it's friday

[currysseur]

you know how we do

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gareth 🐺 fate

[beaumains]

1. Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.

2. No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.

3. It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.

4. I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my brother.

5. We were in the hot tub...They ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth

6. Where is the hickey?

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[excalibeam]

Breakfast is an especially important meal, Gareth! Do you require aid in improving the quality and quantity of your current meal?

[beaumains]

Your Higness, I was drunk.

4 u no wut this seems funnier

[resistetmords]

2 late he's already eating me >:3

[beaumains]

I had my suspicions but I really didn't need confirmation.

[resistetmords]

the lack of shock is shocking. didnt think it was that obvious

Want my bro instead? I have 2+urs

[beaumains]

Pass. I'm not allowing anyone to pick out blind dates for me any longer. No offense.

[resistetmords]

None taken!

I can still help with the whole hunger thing though~!