it's friday

[currysseur]

you know how we do

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[leicesters]

I'm pretty sure he'd explode. Not in a good way!

See, it's easy to freak him out, so we're taking things slow.

[morns]

( does not compute. she's never hooked up with anyone who wants to take things slow. )

... stick your hand down his pants?

[leicesters]

Hard to say if he'd be on board with that either, even if I asked first. We agreed I'd let him set the pace, so I don't want to be too pushy.

[morns]

got nothing, then.
suppose you could try that romancing him crap.
flowers and all of that.

[leicesters]

Hey, you might actually be on to something. I gave him a rose once and he got pretty obsessed with it. Planted it outside my house, and now it's an entire rosebush.

[morns]

( that sounds fucking terrible, she's sorry for your lot, Claude. )

outside your house?

( and you might want to google stalking, just her opinion tho. )

[leicesters]

Oh yeah, he was waiting outside my house a while. I was kinda hiding from him.

[he's not helping lorenz's case here at all]

[morns]

( ... h.m. )

you sure you want to fuck this guy?

[leicesters]

He has some redeeming qualities in there somewhere, deep, deep down!

Okay, it's not actually that deep. He just tends to get mad at me a lot.

[morns]

in that case, stop doing things that make him mad.

or do things that make him mad. depends what kind of sex you want.

[leicesters]

He secretly likes it when I annoy him, but that's just between you and me.

[morns]

( drag him. )

this guy got a name?

[leicesters]

The most noble and esteemed Count Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, of House Gloucester, ohohoho!

I just call him Lorenz though.

[morns]

( wait.

waiiiit. )

beanpole? nerdy?

[leicesters]

And purple? That's the guy.

[morns]

( very purple.

... not that she can talk. )

survived the sex shops. might be more receptive than you think.

[leicesters]

the what?????

[DEETS]

[morns]

came to the adult district with JJ and me. came back in one piece.

( well. whether he's mentally in one piece is another question entirely. )

[leicesters]

Oh!

I uhhh had no idea haha

[lorenz???????????]

He didn't have a loud public meltdown or anything?

[morns]

turned several shades of red, but nothing embarrassing.

[leicesters]

Wow. I was trying to go easy on him, but it sounds like he wants to throw himself in at the deep end after all.

[morns]

ask him to show you what he got.

[leicesters]

Alright. He might just get all embarrassed and deny it, but it can't hurt to ask.