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it's friday
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Beowulf | fgo
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2021-11-20 03:45 am (UTC)
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1. It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
2. When the paramedic asked them how they fell they explained that they were trying to lick their eyeball, missed and tripped over their own tongue.
3. I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
4. The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
5. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.
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Beowulf | fgo
2. When the paramedic asked them how they fell they explained that they were trying to lick their eyeball, missed and tripped over their own tongue.
3. I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
4. The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
5. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.
[WILDCARD]