TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 15

[avalonmods]

	QUICK NAV: ⚔️️ Premise  ⚔️️ Rules  ⚔️️ FAQ  ⚔️️ Taken  ⚔️️ Reserves  ⚔️️ Apply  ⚔️️ Locations  ⚔️️ Bestiary
⚔️️ View Top-Levels Only ⚔️️

 

A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival  KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's chilly waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's paralyzingly cold for a few seconds before you're approached by the Lady of the Lake beneath the water's surface. She puts a vial of a vibrant, glowing red Everwarm* potion to your character's lips.
The icy water doesn't feel so icy once consumed and you'll be able to move your limbs enough to swim to shore on your own. She can't stick around to explain, she's got to get this to all the new arrivals! Many of which you'll see plopping in around you. If you can't swim, a handful of helpful ice turtles will scoop you up from beneath and drop you off at the shore. It's a fast process, though they do take their time as they need to go around hitting the ice that keeps forming on the surface with their shells to keep the surface open for the falling arrivals. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. If anyone with Animal Magic asks the turtles, they will give the full spiel, but very slowly, and they like to get off topic and gossip about other turtles you've never heard of. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly.

---

B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot

Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of ear buds and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go.

These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console, with a special feature for warm winter drinks like hot apple toddy and butter beer. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk.

---

C ⦿ The Red Spring

The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Newcomers get free inn rooms for their one night stay on the way to Camelot, containing two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and movies.   Don't want to relax in the room? Take a dip in the communal hot spring. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there.

 

---

 

 

Last month, players were invited into the fae territories in Elphame for the first time for the Winter Solstice celebrations while King Arthur and Queen Elphame enter talks regarding the next steps toward saving the multiverse. In the meantime, a special camp hosted King Arthur's knights has been created on the riverbank just inside of the Forest of the Felled to act as a midway point for travelers going between the two points.

 

A ⦿ Snow More Cold
	The Forest Camp is quite a stunning outpost for Camelot. Given the snowy, cold weather, the campsites have been built with the knowledge of some of the snowier fae in mind and have resulted in what some are referring to as "Igloo Glamping." Artfully carved out group rooms, dining halls, and storage for supplies, and more have been carved out of snow to create a surprisingly warm solution to keeping safe as a Forest halfway point. Admittedly, it's not the your standard glamp-- but there are TVs, board games, and long fur-lined beds to keep you and four other people warm cuddled up together at night! There's also a snow port-a-potty that you probably don't want to face, but sometimes we face challenges in life. There are also a number of planned activities to keep people out of trouble while they stay.
...Or if they do get themselves into trouble, they can also end up in snow jail, a special igloo built with extremely tough ice stalagmites that will be hard to break out of until authorities can come pick you up and take you back to Camelot.

 

---

 

B ⦿ The Great Avalon Bake-Off
One of these activities is inspired by a surprising store of buried baking supplies like flour, sugar, butter, yeast, and eggs that was found in the forest. It's been there a long while, but it seems to have been protected through magical preservation, so there's really only one thing to do about it: a bake-off! It's a little tricky out in the snow, so outside of the igloos, a trench has been dug and all contestants have been given a campfire. Alchemists have helped by creating clay ovens in the snow for contestants to bake their culinary creations in. The most impressive confections (not just the top scorer) will earn a copy of (Spell) Thirst. This spell can make someone feel thirsty, even if they aren't.

 

---

 

C ⦿ Ingredient Hunt 2022
	The real trick is finding ingredients to make your confection something to stand out and come up on top of the contest, which you may need to wander into the Forest of the Felled to look for. There are a variety of winter berries able to be found, herbs and flowers buried under the snow if you can find them, and most importantly, a couple of truffle bushes from which chocolate and vanilla truffles can be harvested. There are quite a few tasty flavors to be found throughout the forest, and since it hasn't been repopulated yet due to the harsh winter, it's relatively safe to wander around no matter who you are. If you feel like you need protection though, maybe ask around camp to find someone who can fight for you.
Just be wary as there are a few ingredients you can find in the forest that may cause a few unintended side-effects to your taste-testers: Cider Berries: These berries appear to have a fiery glow coming from within. That is because they will temporary cause anyone who consumes them to breathe fire when they exhale for about 10 minutes straight... definitely a problem when you're living in an igloo. They have a great apple-y smell though! Strangler Figs: These fig trees grow around other plants and strangling them as if they were anacondas around prey. They produce the most brilliant looking and tasting figs, even in the winter time. Unfortunately, having been in Avalon long enough, they have absorbed magic into their roots and are now able to defend their fruit by creeping up anyone who touches them and trapping them in their grip. They cannot move while you are looking at them, so don't blink and hope you can outrun them. Little Leeks: These are very, very small leaks that seem to be hanging out in small vials found about an inch beneath the surface of the snow. They all seem to have different faces painted on the front of the vials, though the vials do seem to be a part of their body. The simple faces match the effect you'll get-- a crying face will result in your character having an uncontrollable sob fest, a happy face may make it seem like nothing phases them, some angry eyebrows on a frown could result in your character wanting to fight everyone in a fit of anger, and so on. The most tragic part is that these will continue effecting you until they are fully digested-- so it could take hours to stop bawling.

 

---

 

 

Back in Camelot and Elphame, trouble is brewing of a different variety.

 

A ⦿ Calls You Daddy
Strange eggs with even stranger tiny legs have started wandering into the city and making their way into peoples' homes. Inn rooms, houses, apartments, tents, tree trunks, igloos, even townships have found residents waking up with a tiny little egg snuggled up to their side to keep warm in the morning.  These eggs act just like babies too-- they cry when they need to be fed (they'll roll around in the food to absorb it), are extremely picky about their food (and each egg has its own unique palette), need to be cleaned after eating, and they need to be kept warm or they will perish.
One touch of an egg to direct skin will result in a parental instinct being imprinted upon whoever touches them, so you may find yourself wanting to care for this egg as much as it wants you to care for it. Eggs come in a variety of colors and designs and will seek out at least two parents, so you may find yourself in an unlikely relationship for the next week or so until they hatch...

 

---

 

 

B ⦿ Aurora Bearealis
	After about a week, the eggs all seem to be antsier than before. Many of their legs disappear and their colors start to glow gently at night, as if some kind of strange nightlight. Eventually, the top of the egg will burst open and out of it will hatch a slightly oddly shaped bear creature, which looks almost like a living teddy bear. The bears themselves have strange glowing markings that match the outside of the egg that they used to be in, and when they step out, a mysterious flow of light comes out of them- like an aurora borealis. At this point, there are two real problems that have started: Touching the aurora borealis lights will also make you glow with aurora borealis lights for 48 hours. They are bears and they act like bears and they get into everything and fight everyone like bears, except their perceived parents.

 

---

 

 

C ⦿ Go on, Git. CW: Mentions of poaching, beheading in last paragraph.
	These fierce little aurora bears are causing destruction and pain in both Elphame and Camelot alike, so a decision has to be made: the bears need to be led by their parents and some fighters out to the nearest forest and set free to live in the wild, as they probably were intended to. Those in Camelot who release their bears there will find a heart-wrenching goodbye interrupted by a rather dramatic battle. The natural predator of aurora bears, the flaming lions known as Fogueria, have come out of the Land of Rot to hunt them down. I hope you brought someone with you to help save both you and your beary good friend from this flaming enemy. Fogueria cannot be defeated without using magic, so you've got your battle set out for you!
For those who have taken to Elphame, they are not faring much better. As it turns out, these little eggs have made quite the impression on some goblin poachers released from prison last month. These goblins are hunting down the newly released bears for capture to sell them as circus side-shows, food, and more to more devilish creatures. They love gold much more than they love anything else, except perhaps the fierce beast that accompanies their party to help them devour anyone who would try to stop them: a gashadokuro, a fierce skeletal demon formed of the bones of fallen travelers. It is known to bite off the heads of travelers and drinks blood. You'll have to defeat the whole party to ensure your newly released bears remain safe.

 

---

 

 

• All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, as the events within are considered game canon. • This post should have top-levels by potential new characters only. Current characters may reply to any threads and may start their own logs off-post, but should not top-level comment on this post. • If your application is accepted, you may accept TDM threads as game canon as long as both players consent. Characters may begin threading as soon as their journal is accepted to the communities. •If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt. • The first "Arrival" prompts are usually present on every TDM, but contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly. • Questions about this TDM's content? Comment here! If you have a question about the game at-large, please head over to the FAQ.

 

Comments

[ultradaishouri]

Eh?

[ A romantic drama… yknow, any other time she’d have taken it completely in stride, but right now she’s uh… alone in Manly Nobbu’s room.

Hm. ]

E-Ehe, didn’t realize you liked this kinda stuff, Nobbu!

[ Ignore her face please. ]

[owarifool]

I just turned it on, I didn't pick out the channel!

[ Kipposhi, red faced, just tossed the remote at Okita, probably a bit harder than he should have. ]

You pick something, you're the one that wanted it on in the first place!

[ultradaishouri]

[ She can at least catch the remote! Well, she does fumble with it, but she’s got the remote now.

Her face is red but Nobbu’s been teasing her ever since he found her, it’s her turn now. ]

H-Haah? I dunno, I’m kinda interested in the stuff you’re watching…

[ Plus she has the remote now, so the channels are in her hands now! Hah! Now she gets to watch HIM squirm! Look at how red his face is! Just like hers, actually, but let’s just focus on Nobbu’s face, right? ]

[owarifool]

I wasn't watching it.

[ Flatly. ]

Do I seem like the kinda guy that'd watch sappy stuff like this?!

[ultradaishouri]

Ehh, maybe not... unless it's something you've been hiding all this time.

[ Which, of course, she doesn't actually believe... she's just poking jabs at him. Whenever she and the Usual Nobbu watched something like this, Nobbu was usually almost bored to tears... which she can't really blame her for. Obviously the same holds true for every iteration of Nobbu.

Still, the scene it's on...

...the two characters on the TV are really sucking face, aren't they? Okita's face turns even further red as it starts, but she ends up a bit entranced... ]

[owarifool]

[ And just like that, the turn tabled again. ]

Geeze, Manslayer, I guess with your condition, you didn't get to do a whole lot of that in life, huh?

[ Chuckling, he can't help but go for the gut on that one. ]

[ultradaishouri]

O-Of course not!

[ What with tuberculosis and all... though it doesn't actually transfer that way apparently, it's not like they knew it back then during that time period. Besides, more than that, she simply hadn't had much interest in it... being a manslayer and all.

The tables truly have turned, she's still bright red. ]

[owarifool]

To think even a killer like you had such maidenly ambitions. I might have misjudged you.

[ Just... twisting the knife. ]

[ultradaishouri]

Huh!? I-I do not! Besides, I'm allowed to like girly things like that!

[ Twisting the knife indeed... so what if she never had the chance to do stuff like that in life and is therefore more interested in it now!? Even if she's disastrous at actually handling stuff like that!? Shut! ]

[owarifool]

Never said you weren't allowed. But for someone who just say "I do not", you sure do want to insist on the fact that you could if you wanted to.

[ultradaishouri]

Ah…

[ Crap, she’s losing this argument fast. This isn’t how things usually go! Usually it’s Nobbu being dumb, not her! What’s different!? Okay, yes, it’s Kippoushi, but that can’t be all of it right!? The embarrassment is practically written all over her face. ]

[owarifool]

What, usually you're quick on the rebuttal? Did I hit a little close to the truth there? Huh? Huh?

[ He was leaning in at that point, waggling his finger nearly close enough to poke her cheek. ]

[ultradaishouri]

Mm... shut up, dumb Nobbu...

[ Dang it... it really is harder to handle this Nobbu after all. She swats his hand away from her cheek, but he gets plenty of time to poke her before she actually does so. ]

You're right anyway! I'm the ever-popular Okita-san! Of course I could if I wanted to!

[ So she says, trying to recover from how far Nobbu's pushed her. ]

[owarifool]

WHA HA HA HAAAAA! [ His loudest laugh yet ]

Like who?! You wouldn't know how to court someone if someone slapped you with the Idiot's Guide To Getting A Date!

[ultradaishouri]

H-Hmph! I totally could!

[ She's Sakura Saber, after all! Nobbu used to just be a free welfare! She's the one with the bigger fanbase here! It'd be totally easy, totally! ]

Besides! As if you've had any luck either! I bet you've just scared girls off!

[owarifool]

[ Kipposhi leaned in, nice and close, pulling out a card from his pocket in a flash, one that unmistakeably had a glamour shot on him, as well as the name "Enchantment", and address, and Kipposhi's name in English. ]

I work at a host club, you idiot.

[ultradaishouri]

[ Her jaw drops.

Hello, yes, is this King Arthur? She's not having fun here anymore can she go back? ]

HUH!!??

[ Okita's great victory slips further and further away... ]

[owarifool]

I may not be the club's Diamond Host, but I'm a hell of an earner.

[ He quickly slipped the card back into his pocket, leaning back in his chair with just the most smug look on his face. ]

Got a feature spot in a calendar shoot, too. I'm basically a sex symbol in this world.

[ultradaishouri]

[ She's speechless. I mean, sure, he's got a nice set of abs so it's not completely impossible for him to actually manage something like this... but wow.

The smug look on his face is too much for her to handle, so she just turns away from him on the bed and pouts. ]

[owarifool]

Aw, come on, don't be like that!

[ He was still giggling, of course, but hey, he knew the match was over, and it was time to make sure she could still get up. He nudged her shoulder. ]

I could put in a good word for you at the club. I'm sure they could find a job for you.

[ultradaishouri]

E-Eh!? Me!? At a host club!?

[ Well, it doesn't take too long for her to recover from a bloody cough... though she does still look a little pale and will have to seek out a healer soon. As such, she shoots up and stares at Nobbu, utterly shocked. ]

There's no way I could do something like that!

[ She's the captain of the first unit of the Shinsengumi! What would Hijikata think!? ]

[owarifool]

... I said "a job", not as a host.

[ Which meant he didn't think she could do it, either. ]

[ultradaishouri]

O-Oh…

[ Seriously, she’s getting shut down so quickly that all her feelings of indignity are just building up inside her… so much so that words are now coming out before she’s thinking about them. ]

W-Well, of course you’d wanna keep me away from that! If I got your job, I’d blow past you too quickly!

[ No backfiring, for sure this time. ]

[owarifool]

You got the "cute, sexy genki girl" thing going on, I'll give you that, but no one's gonna want to pay to spend time with a girl that might cough blood on them.

[ Said so bluntly, it might as well have come in the form of a bullet. ]

[ultradaishouri]

Geh...!

[ It certainly feels like a bullet, straight through her chest. Though she's totally more popular than Nobbu obviously, she doesn't have a rebuttal. She only stammers a bit, trying to find something rightfully indignant to say and fails.

Back to pouting... this Nobbu is mean... ]