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A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival  KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's chilly waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's paralyzingly cold for a few seconds before you're approached by the Lady of the Lake beneath the water's surface. She puts a vial of a vibrant, glowing red Everwarm* potion to your character's lips.
The icy water doesn't feel so icy once consumed and you'll be able to move your limbs enough to swim to shore on your own. She can't stick around to explain, she's got to get this to all the new arrivals! Many of which you'll see plopping in around you. If you can't swim, a handful of helpful ice turtles will scoop you up from beneath and drop you off at the shore. It's a fast process, though they do take their time as they need to go around hitting the ice that keeps forming on the surface with their shells to keep the surface open for the falling arrivals. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. If anyone with Animal Magic asks the turtles, they will give the full spiel, but very slowly, and they like to get off topic and gossip about other turtles you've never heard of. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly.

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B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot

Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of ear buds and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go.

These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console, with a special feature for warm winter drinks like hot apple toddy and butter beer. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk.

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C ⦿ The Red Spring

The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Newcomers get free inn rooms for their one night stay on the way to Camelot, containing two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and movies.   Don't want to relax in the room? Take a dip in the communal hot spring. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there.

 

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Last month, players were invited into the fae territories in Elphame for the first time for the Winter Solstice celebrations while King Arthur and Queen Elphame enter talks regarding the next steps toward saving the multiverse. In the meantime, a special camp hosted King Arthur's knights has been created on the riverbank just inside of the Forest of the Felled to act as a midway point for travelers going between the two points.

 

A ⦿ Snow More Cold
	The Forest Camp is quite a stunning outpost for Camelot. Given the snowy, cold weather, the campsites have been built with the knowledge of some of the snowier fae in mind and have resulted in what some are referring to as "Igloo Glamping." Artfully carved out group rooms, dining halls, and storage for supplies, and more have been carved out of snow to create a surprisingly warm solution to keeping safe as a Forest halfway point. Admittedly, it's not the your standard glamp-- but there are TVs, board games, and long fur-lined beds to keep you and four other people warm cuddled up together at night! There's also a snow port-a-potty that you probably don't want to face, but sometimes we face challenges in life. There are also a number of planned activities to keep people out of trouble while they stay.
...Or if they do get themselves into trouble, they can also end up in snow jail, a special igloo built with extremely tough ice stalagmites that will be hard to break out of until authorities can come pick you up and take you back to Camelot.

 

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B ⦿ The Great Avalon Bake-Off
One of these activities is inspired by a surprising store of buried baking supplies like flour, sugar, butter, yeast, and eggs that was found in the forest. It's been there a long while, but it seems to have been protected through magical preservation, so there's really only one thing to do about it: a bake-off! It's a little tricky out in the snow, so outside of the igloos, a trench has been dug and all contestants have been given a campfire. Alchemists have helped by creating clay ovens in the snow for contestants to bake their culinary creations in. The most impressive confections (not just the top scorer) will earn a copy of (Spell) Thirst. This spell can make someone feel thirsty, even if they aren't.

 

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C ⦿ Ingredient Hunt 2022
	The real trick is finding ingredients to make your confection something to stand out and come up on top of the contest, which you may need to wander into the Forest of the Felled to look for. There are a variety of winter berries able to be found, herbs and flowers buried under the snow if you can find them, and most importantly, a couple of truffle bushes from which chocolate and vanilla truffles can be harvested. There are quite a few tasty flavors to be found throughout the forest, and since it hasn't been repopulated yet due to the harsh winter, it's relatively safe to wander around no matter who you are. If you feel like you need protection though, maybe ask around camp to find someone who can fight for you.
Just be wary as there are a few ingredients you can find in the forest that may cause a few unintended side-effects to your taste-testers: Cider Berries: These berries appear to have a fiery glow coming from within. That is because they will temporary cause anyone who consumes them to breathe fire when they exhale for about 10 minutes straight... definitely a problem when you're living in an igloo. They have a great apple-y smell though! Strangler Figs: These fig trees grow around other plants and strangling them as if they were anacondas around prey. They produce the most brilliant looking and tasting figs, even in the winter time. Unfortunately, having been in Avalon long enough, they have absorbed magic into their roots and are now able to defend their fruit by creeping up anyone who touches them and trapping them in their grip. They cannot move while you are looking at them, so don't blink and hope you can outrun them. Little Leeks: These are very, very small leaks that seem to be hanging out in small vials found about an inch beneath the surface of the snow. They all seem to have different faces painted on the front of the vials, though the vials do seem to be a part of their body. The simple faces match the effect you'll get-- a crying face will result in your character having an uncontrollable sob fest, a happy face may make it seem like nothing phases them, some angry eyebrows on a frown could result in your character wanting to fight everyone in a fit of anger, and so on. The most tragic part is that these will continue effecting you until they are fully digested-- so it could take hours to stop bawling.

 

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Back in Camelot and Elphame, trouble is brewing of a different variety.

 

A ⦿ Calls You Daddy
Strange eggs with even stranger tiny legs have started wandering into the city and making their way into peoples' homes. Inn rooms, houses, apartments, tents, tree trunks, igloos, even townships have found residents waking up with a tiny little egg snuggled up to their side to keep warm in the morning.  These eggs act just like babies too-- they cry when they need to be fed (they'll roll around in the food to absorb it), are extremely picky about their food (and each egg has its own unique palette), need to be cleaned after eating, and they need to be kept warm or they will perish.
One touch of an egg to direct skin will result in a parental instinct being imprinted upon whoever touches them, so you may find yourself wanting to care for this egg as much as it wants you to care for it. Eggs come in a variety of colors and designs and will seek out at least two parents, so you may find yourself in an unlikely relationship for the next week or so until they hatch...

 

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B ⦿ Aurora Bearealis
	After about a week, the eggs all seem to be antsier than before. Many of their legs disappear and their colors start to glow gently at night, as if some kind of strange nightlight. Eventually, the top of the egg will burst open and out of it will hatch a slightly oddly shaped bear creature, which looks almost like a living teddy bear. The bears themselves have strange glowing markings that match the outside of the egg that they used to be in, and when they step out, a mysterious flow of light comes out of them- like an aurora borealis. At this point, there are two real problems that have started: Touching the aurora borealis lights will also make you glow with aurora borealis lights for 48 hours. They are bears and they act like bears and they get into everything and fight everyone like bears, except their perceived parents.

 

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C ⦿ Go on, Git. CW: Mentions of poaching, beheading in last paragraph.
	These fierce little aurora bears are causing destruction and pain in both Elphame and Camelot alike, so a decision has to be made: the bears need to be led by their parents and some fighters out to the nearest forest and set free to live in the wild, as they probably were intended to. Those in Camelot who release their bears there will find a heart-wrenching goodbye interrupted by a rather dramatic battle. The natural predator of aurora bears, the flaming lions known as Fogueria, have come out of the Land of Rot to hunt them down. I hope you brought someone with you to help save both you and your beary good friend from this flaming enemy. Fogueria cannot be defeated without using magic, so you've got your battle set out for you!
For those who have taken to Elphame, they are not faring much better. As it turns out, these little eggs have made quite the impression on some goblin poachers released from prison last month. These goblins are hunting down the newly released bears for capture to sell them as circus side-shows, food, and more to more devilish creatures. They love gold much more than they love anything else, except perhaps the fierce beast that accompanies their party to help them devour anyone who would try to stop them: a gashadokuro, a fierce skeletal demon formed of the bones of fallen travelers. It is known to bite off the heads of travelers and drinks blood. You'll have to defeat the whole party to ensure your newly released bears remain safe.

 

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[beaumains]

[ Gareth nodded, enthusiastic. ]

A knight is a defender, someone who protects, in the name of justice and chivalry. It should be a knight's second nature to extend their hand to those in need, always!

These are the ideals I grew up wanting to embody, shaped by my training under Lancelot, and my brother, and in the name of my King.

But... even setting all that aside, I know that's who I truly am...

[ She turned her head forward again, taking in a deep breath. ]

And the selfish part of me also wants to help you...

[dienw]

[ oh. oh that was. a lot. okay. artoria tilted her head to stare downwards, trying to will herself to look less crimson. ]

... Y-you don't even know me, [ she may have had the king of knights' name, and her face, but... she was not her, or even very similar at all. outside of the way the expectations on her shoulders mirrored that other girl's, a world and centuries away. while in contrast... this gareth was very, very much like the friend she lost. ] and you're already...!

[ she practically vibrated behind gareth, a flustered mess. ]

... I'm... in your care, then. B-better not slack off, if you want me to return the favor!

[beaumains]

[ Gareth couldn't help a small giggle. More than anything, this girl, with the face and name of her King was... really cute, wasn't she? In that moment, just hearing her say things like that made her heart feel lighter, walking through the moonlit, snowy forest...

It was like something from a story, wasn't it? ]

You'll never catch me sleeping on the job, my lady! You can always count on me!

[dienw]

Hmm? Are you sure, Gareth? Because I remember you sleeping on the job earlier! It made things a lot harder, you know!

[ there was no bite to any of it, but... so much for that idyllic atmosphere. gareth should remember artoria's admission of how much it had worried her, and that she had handled it fine enough with only stoirm's help. she was just the type to go... aggressively stupid when she was embarrassed.

even so, she didn't let go. ]

[beaumains]

Ah, that doesn't count! I hadn't made my knight's promise yet, right?

[ Honestly it had been pretty scary, but... It felt good, all the same, to be able to joke about it at all, in hindsight. She didn't get to have that liberty, not usually. Sure, she'd joke around with her fellow knights after a battle, but this felt... different, didn't it?

There was no mistaking it, with the way Artoria responded this... definitely wasn't her King. It made it that much easier to let comments like that slip. ]

[dienw]

[ artoria did her level best to maintain the flustered façade of anger, but started to crack up, laughing openly into gareth's shoulder as the embarrassed tension drained out of her. it was hard to remember the last time she just... enjoyed herself nearly this much. was it edinburgh? ]

Like I said... I don't want anything to happen to you, either. I'll look out for you too, got that? [ she thought she could see the lights of the encampment from around the next bend... ]

[beaumains]

If agreeing to that puts my lady's heart at ease, then I'll allow it! [ Gareth laughed as well. She'd... she'd never heard her uncle sound quite like this girl did. She felt as if she was witnessing something wholly new, and wonderful. It was no wonder the Gareth of that world was quick to befriend this girl, to swear to be her knight... ]

Ah, speaking of, there's space in the igloo I'm in. Would you prefer to stay with me?

[dienw]

[ as much as she had delighted in having her own room and an actual bed to enjoy for herself when they passed through salisbury... knowing of the eternal rest that awaited her back in the other avalon, sleeping alone lacked much appeal now. ]

I... ehhh, if you're sure you don't mind...?

[beaumains]

Well, normally it'd be pretty untoward to invite a lady into my room, but these igloo are meant for, like, four people, so it'll be fine!

[ So it wouldn't be unchivalrous, which was apparently the more important thing. ]

[dienw]

[ well it's good that it really doesn't bother gareth, but the unspoken flipside of what she said is approaching territory that artoria had... not at all been thinking of.

she's probably reading too much into it, but it's too late now. ]

That's—you—since when are you this much of a flirt...?! [ tristan and lancelot had both seemed like incorrigible menaces, but... ]

[beaumains]

E-eh?!

[ Now it was both of them caught off guard. Had she really said something like that?! ]

I-I wasn't, I swear! I was just... y-you know because it's not proper to invite a lady to my room that I just met, and all! I just wanted to assure you I wasn't doing anything weird!

[dienw]

[ right back to Aggressively Stupid embarrassment. ]

We're both girls?? I didn't think you were doing anything weird until you brought it up?! How's it untoward to bring another girl in your room, Gareth?!?! [ though that is in fact like. part of why that would even be a point of concern in the first place, isn't it, ignoring the way gareth framed it for a second. she's overthinking it now, oh no...! ]

[beaumains]

I'm a knight first, before I'm a girl!

[ Gareth fussed back. ]

My first love was a girl, too, so it's not like gender matters when trying to be chivalrous!

[ It was only sort of implied, before, but now Artoria probably had way more context as to why she asked about Lyonesse earlier... ]

[dienw]

Mine too! What about it?! [ not really stopping to realize what she'd just said, she went on: ] You think I'd expect you to try something if you weren't a knight?!

[ she didn't even really have a point she was trying to get at with any of this. she was just fussy and worked up. ]

... I trust you. And you don't... have to worry too much about that chivalry stuff with me, okay? [ gareth could keep doing it all she liked. it was a part of her, of course. but the thought of gareth holding herself to a certain self-imposed standard based on how a knight is supposed to be was...

if gareth rarely allowed herself to simply be, then artoria wanted to give her opportunities to do so. ]

[beaumains]

I... [ Gareth wasn't even sure how to respond to that. It hit a little too close to something she knew she still struggled with... ]

I know it may sound like I'm just doing something because it's obligatory, but that's not really the case. This kind of stuff is important to me...

[dienw]

[ ... right.

artoria struggled to understand when people... viewed their duty or path in such a way. weren't these roles all for others' sake? to avoid letting them down? but... that was her. not everyone was the same. gareth, especially, wasn't... ]

... Sorry. I wasn't thinking. [ it came out flatly, somewhat quietly. the self-recrimination over that mistake could wait until she lay awake later that night. she straightened up a little, not letting go of gareth—she wasn't interested in falling off—but... she didn't quite lean into her as she had before, either. ]

[beaumains]

It's... it's not as if you could have known.

[ Gareth sighed. Artoria might not have leaned forward, but Gareth did lean back, at least slightly, casting her eyes to the blanket of night above. ]

I've... had struggles here. With identity, what being a knight truly means to me, who I would be if I didn't have this... Gawain had posed a question to me, asked me who I was, because I'd been so ready to throw my life away for his sake, and... at the time, I couldn't answer him...

[ She turned back to Artoria. Her smile had faded... but the warmth was still there. She wasn't mad at her. ]

I'm still looking for that answer... Part of me, selfishly, hopes I might find another perspective through you, and the Gareth you knew. I've felt that since you first spoke my name, with an unfamiliar voice... a chance I would never have, without the nature of this world.

[dienw]

[ oh... good. that was good. gareth wasn't upset with her. she nodded, but her dimmed affect still remained, even as she leaned forward again. ]

That's good. I want to help you figure it out. I just meant... you don't have to try to be any one thing around me.

[ artoria was quiet, for a moment. ]

It's... different, with fairies. We're born knowing our purpose. And we can run from it, or forget it, or have our own idea of it, but... [ she chuckled, a quiet and joyless thing. ]

... I'm almost jealous. I tried to forget and I couldn't. I know who I am, Gareth, and it's... [ a pause, as her arms briefly squeezed around gareth. ] Your King made a choice. I washed up in Britain with the Staff of Selection, and as soon as I opened my eyes... I knew it was never up to me.

[beaumains]

[ They rode in silence for a moment. By that point, the campsite was within view, its remaining lights cutting through the pale serenity of the moon over the snow. Gareth gave a signal for Stoirm to stop, the wolf doing so after a few more pads. ]

Artoria... [ The name still didn't feel quite right on her lips, but... she was getting used to it. She placed a hand on hers to squeeze. ]

We'll figure it out for you, too.

[dienw]

[ she nodded at that at last, taking a breath as stoirm drew to a stop. artoria turned that gloved hand over and took gareth's in her own, squeezing it firmly.

she didn't know what she wanted, and she was in no rush to find out. even so, this connection was important. that, at least, was clear. ]

... Yeah. [ another breath. finally, she let go, and scooting back from gareth a bit she hopped down from stoirm's back with a hup!. chastiefol slipped back into her hand. ]

Which one's yours, Gareth?

[beaumains]

[ Gareth gave Stoirm a pat, and the armor and lance that had been floating along beside them gathered back to her body, snapping in place as if she were some kind of transforming hero, but without any fanfare at all. It was just more convenient this way.

She peeled her visor up, and gave a firm nod. ]

Down the way! Stay close to me, alright?

[ Stoirm, for her part, pawed off elsewhere and just sort of... disappeared? Like actually disappeared. Just gone. ]

[dienw]

[ she resisted the urge to make a comment about how it would all be fine, given the attack both of them just had to deal with. but still, her eyes went wide at the armor attaching itself to her that way. it was really cool... when the hell did gareth get cool??? ]

Right beside you! [ she flashed an easy grin, but it faded fairly quickly to settle into a more thoughtful expression as they walked. stoirm vanishing didn't come as a huge surprise—her own big moth familiar tended to come and go as she pleased, from what she had seen. though her eyes widened and her mouth opened as she remembered something. ]

Oh, I didn't tell you—I met Artoria Pendragon! Not long after I arrived in this Avalon. [ she couldn't quite think of saber as another self, despite what chaldea and morgan alike had said. she knew that wasn't really quite right. ] She's really kind and dependable... It's no wonder you and the others believe in her so much.

[beaumains]

[ Gareth nodded, firmly. ]

They're a real inspiration to me... But moreover, what I'm happy for here is they don't have the burden of kingship keeping them from having more selfish desires...

[ Normally she wouldn't be so forward in talking about her king that way, but... this was a reflection of her, right? There was no sense in not being candid. ]

Like she's in a romantic relationship! And she gets to try all the stuff I bake... I can call her "uncle" out loud, in public.

[dienw]

[ it would be too much to say just how the burden that crushed artoria pendragon had weighed on her, in turn. how it had pained her to think of that other girl who sacrificed everything and was sacrificed in the end.

still, they couldn't dance around the issue of those connections in proper human history forever, could they? even if she was entirely her own being, an existence apart from artoria pendragon, she would just be seen as... a reflection of her. an offshoot, the way that being manifested in a world with neither a human civilization or the red dragon.

it wasn't the whole picture—not even close. what she'd done at the end confirmed that for certain. ]

It's... kind of weird to think about her having a real family, [ she admits, smile faltering a bit. ] but I'm glad you have that chance here. It seems like she's happy, too. And I want to try your baking, Gareth! [ her gaze casts downwards. it's strange. it's snowing, but the howling wind is gone. there's no lone star shining through the storm.

it's peaceful. ]

She's in her relationship. Do you have anyone?

[beaumains]

[ Gareth had been just ready to leap at the chance to gleefully offer to bake Artoria as much as she could eat, when that next question caught her off guard enough for her to stumble slightly. Which was a little silly, right? After all, she'd just mentioned her uncle's romance... ]

N-no, that... I haven't really put any thought to it...

[ Half a lie. She'd put a lot of thought to it, especially recently, but not... in the shape of feeling herself want to actively court anyone. It seemed to more just come out of her, pour from her in moments of loneliness. An acceptance of the fact that she would likely never see Lyonesse again... ]