TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ I

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{ QUICK NAV } Premise ⚔️️ Rules ⚔️️ FAQ ⚔️️ Taken ⚔️️ Reserves ⚔️️ Apply ⚔️️ Locations ⚔️️ Bestiary A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. You'll definitely see other new arrivals plopping in. If you can't swim, a red-headed woman known only as the Lady of the Lake will drag you to the shore if she doesn't spot someone else near you helping so no one ends up drowning. She's a little busy casting directive magic to make sure everyone lands safely and playing lifeguard, so if anyone attempts to talk to her, she'll tell them to head up to the Rent-a-Ride. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly. B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of earbuds to everyone before getting them settled in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and give them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. C ⦿ The Red Spring The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies. If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do.. if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there. A ⦿ Get Fresh Upon arrival in Camelot travelers are ushered to a large set of wash rooms where they can clean up and make themselves presentable for the Welcome Feast. They are informed that once the feast concludes there will be an announcement on where they can seek lodging and how to begin their magic studies. B ⦿ Be Merry After they freshen up, travelers are led into the main dining hall. The decorations range from simplistic to a little more grandiose, it is likely everyone will find something familiar. A modern mash up with a medieval flair. The jester makes his rounds, perhaps he has a joke or two to tell, go ahead, give him a listen or perhaps volunteer to participate in one of the jester's shows, like knife-throwing or hypnotism. Within the crowd of staff there are mummers, a juggler, here and there dabbled through small troupes perform mini skits, perhaps they’ll perform a well known verse from a traveler’s world or tell a tale of fancy from this realm. C ⦿ Eat Well A banquet is prepared with food that while all “rustic” in appearance are usually a version of modern dishes ranging from basic roast chicken and veggies to Korean-Mexican fusion and French patisserie. The drinks are much the same; while served in old fashioned goblets, they are drinks modern travelers will be familiar with. Have a seat, meet a new neighbor, find a roommate, maybe a new or old friend? Talk to the person to your left, your right, across from you. Mingle, enjoy the food, the music, it shouldn’t be long before the information promised is provided. Till then take your fill and get to know your fellow travelers. You've been here a few days now and have gotten a chance to settle in, find a place to stay, and Camelot's citizens have decided that you've been here long enough to start living your life again. Well, your new life. A group of citizens have decided to give everyone their first quest. "Hear ye, hear ye!" a man in chain mail with a tablet with his statement typed up on it declares to a crowd from atop a pedestal. There are two other citizens around him with phones to post the video to AOL later to make sure the word gets heard ye all around. "Those with magic, we beseech thee! Findeth us a grail most holy hidden in the depths of the Brocéliande! This holy grail is known to grant thine wishes three, a most noble quest for noble souls! Great reward will come to those who find it and proclaim at least one of their wishes to find the great Excalibur for King Arthur!" This is the first you've heard about King Arthur, and it seems curious that he hasn't yet shown his face around town. It also seems strange that this guy is speaking like he's stepped out of a bad period piece, and probably should be the clue that this is more or less an attempt to haze some of the newcomers by sending them into the forest... but no one is telling newcomers this. It's better to get them out there and start praciticing, after all. A ⦿ Lost, and Lost, and Lost Again The Brocéliande is well-known around Camelot for being a forest that's both bountiful and mysterious. Oddities are known to happen that may never happen again to the point that even if something weird happens and you can't prove it, most citizens will assume you're telling the truth. Which is what makes it peculiar when you keep passing the exact same locations over and over again, as if you've been traveling in circles or reaching the end of the map in a video game and coming out the other end. You're stuck in a space loop. The only way out is to successfully find the one difference in each loop five times in a row and collect it. Maybe it's a strange frog, a crystal that wasn't there before, a small wooden step that doesn't lead anywhere, or some other singular item, you've got to find what stands out... pick the wrong item, and you'll have to start your five count over again, and again, and again... B ⦿ Grail, and Grail, and Grail Again!? If you either missed the space loop or managed to get out of it, eventually you'll come to find one of... quite a few copies of a grail with holes in the side placed throughout the forest. They look like they might be good for draining noodles, but that's about it. Though they're spread out, it's entirely possible you'll find more than one, but each of them are placed in situations where it's impossible to get to by normal means. You'll have to use magic! It may be hidden in a bird's nest at the top of the tallest tree, inside of a hole in a rock with bars that prevent you from reaching in (perhaps an animal friend could reach it), inside a boiling pond, or inside the body of a bear fir... there are a load of possibilities, and now's a chance for you to try out your brand new magics! Use one of those samples, find something from the bestiary, or come up with your own adventure to get your hands on that less-than-holy grail. C ⦿ A Quest Completeish Or it would be, if you could ever find the guy who announced it... The AOL posts have since been deleted. You may end up spending a lot of time trying to find the guy. At this point, citizens will start telling you that you shouldn't take quests unless they're on the quest board or else you're going to get scammed... that's definitely an olden times themed noodle strainer. If that doesn't make you give up, or perhaps motivates you to find the guy to kick his ass, you'll have to head out to the farmland and chase them through a cornfield. (Be careful not to get lost, it's a maize in there.) If one of the boys are caught, they'll explain they were just testing you-- and hey, you got a free addition to your kitchen! If pressed, they'll apologize and give you a bit of money for your trouble. It's not much, but it'll get you at least a meal.

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Comments

[dvine]

[No, he isn't. He just knows stuff from pop culture and TV shows and movies. He knows that there's something out there but he just didn't bother with it because it never really interested him.]

Isn't that also the guy that got the magical sword out of stone? Like from those movies?

Love triangles? [Squints. That's a first.]

So, you think something or someone fucked up and we got dragged in here?

[accurately]

Yes. It's fiction.

[ It's supposed to be anyway. It's rather annoying that it apparently isn't. ]

Where did you learn to speak like that? [ He's not going to let Kise say fuck. Calling someone a bastard when you're emotionally yelling at them is fine. Takao can say fuck. Kise can't say fuck. ]

[dvine]

IS it though!?

[Getting onto the same wavelength from different directions.]

Midorimacchi, I'm 18, I could swear before this too. This situation is annoying, I'm annoyed, so I end up swearing. I try not to but it happens.

[WHY CAN'T HE SWEAR!? What is this!?]

[accurately]

[ He's banned. ]

It sounds strange coming from you.

[ He doesn't like it, and when Midorima doesn't like something, he voices it. He really has no reason other than that. ]

[dvine]

[!!!]

I am very flattered to know you think so highly of me!

[That he's a polite, young man that worked as a model and owned a sports center. If he's banned from swearing then Kise's allowed to tease.]

[accurately]

Don't flatter yourself.

[ To be very clear that Kise is the only one flattering Kise, Midorima is not intending to do it. ]

[dvine]

I am not, you already did.

[Listen, it's Kise, is that a surprise? Also, how he perceives Midorima's words is also on Kise.]

[accurately]

Your misinterpretation isn't me flattering you.

[ He makes an annoyed face and looks over to Vila. ]

Do something about him.

[ As if she's his keeper!? ]

[dvine]

[Kise just grins playfully at him. He's stopped taking his huffy, tsun faces seriously.

Vila, however, perks up when Midorima addresses her, stops fiddling with her hair, and looks at Kise. Tilts her head. Shrugs and waves her hand.

Kise's gone. Well- he's there, but Midorima can't see him. Kise's just staring confused at her, not aware of what she did.]

[accurately]

...Where did he go?

[ He looks a little surprised and confused, but he doesn't actually want him gone. If he's here and just temporarily on mute/invisible that's fine though. ]

[dvine]

I'm here.

[Kise says. But Midorima doesn't hear him. And Vila doesn't explain. Just smirks and shrugs and continues to play with her hair.

She definitively put him on mute and when it dawns on him, Kise just pouts and grumbles and then demands she drops the spell.]

[accurately]

You can bring him back now.

[ Mostly because he like.. wants to make sure he's okay. THis could very well turn into a horror show if he just got sent to hell or something, he doesn't know what happened. ]

[dvine]

"Should I? You looked very annoyed."

[At this point Kise is reprimanding her to get him back but she waits for a while. Looking directly at Midorima as if saying "This is your doing", even though she got him to disappear. She was just fulfilling the request. But she does bring him back after several moments, whether Midorima answers or no. Kise seems just fine if touch disgruntled.]

[accurately]

This is my face.

[ He almost always looks annoyed about something, Vila. Good to know that she can bring him back at least. Good for future knowledge when he's being a pest. Also something to look out for because he has no doubt that Kise will attempt to use this to sneak into his bed at night even if Midorima is trying to sleep on his own because he's having some kind of stubborn tantrum perfectly reasonable reason to make Kise sleep on the couch. ]

There you are.

[dvine]

[Vila just chuckles and then turns to tanuki, pats it on its head. Yes, she's already plotting things she can use on Midorima, he looks like a stubborn guy.

Kise, on the other hand, frantically touches his own face and body when Midorima says 'there you are' as if checking that all of his limbs are there. Then curls up into a ball, with legs pulled up and hands wrapped tightly around them.]

...that was freaky. You didn't hear me...

[accurately]

I couldn't see you, either.

[ Isn't that the more alarming thing? Kise could've been banished to a pocket dimension or who knows what! Midorima doesn'tk now how any of this works so he really doesn't know what else it could've been, but he's glad he's not. ]

Where were you?

[dvine]

[Kise holds back a whimper and urge to clutch onto Midorima's side again, but holds back. He's giving Vila a look, shuffling closer to Midorima.]

Here. I didn't go anywhere. I mean, I don't think I did...? Felt weird, like I was underwater, the sound was off a bit like that.

[accurately]

Hmm, so she can just mute you when you're misbehaving.

[ What a powerful familiar. However, surprisingly.. Midorima seems to relax a little, looking over at his tanuki. The fact that Vila is powerful means that the tanuki is likely powerful in its own way. ]

Then you may be genuinely lucky.

[ Tanuki are known, after all, for being extremely lucky. That makes Midorima significantly less stressed. ]

You have all eight signifiers for the luckiest forms of tanuki.

[dvine]

I suppose... I don't misbehave though! I'm not 8-year-old!

[Vila is just a bit confused by it, but returns to fixing her hair moments later. Both Kise and she look at tanuki when Midorima calls it lucky and they have identical "really?" frowns on their faces.]

I didn't know tanukis were lucky animals. I thought rabbits were. Like 'lucky rabbit's paw' and stuff like that.

[Kise squints at tanuki but he can't see those eight signifiers Midorima's talking about. Must be something that only Midorima can see.]

[accurately]

Adults can misbehave.

[ Midorima shakes his head.]

Rabbits are lucky, but tanuki are famous symbols of luck now even if they were once considers tricksters, particularly with these features:

[ The Tanuki is a bit of a showboat so it stands up to show off and pose as Midorima seriously lists its aspects.]

Round belly, sedge hat, sake bottle, bank book, sizable testicles, cute face, and a large tail.

[ The Tanuki illustrates this with a belly pat, hat tip, quick cheers gesture, a pat on the book strapped to his back, quickly flashing Kise, making puppy eyes, then swishing it's tail side to side between it's legs.]

[dvine]

Are we adults? I feel like we are stuck between being teens and adults. Like, neither one nor the other.

[Kise looks distracted while Midorima lists the 'lucky' aspects of a tanuki- until the familiar itself gets up to prove Midorima's words. Making both Kise and Vila stare at it with different degrees of fascination.

His mouth makes a silent "Oh" shape when he gets flashed, closing his eyes instantly, turning his head away-]

Some things- I didn't want to know! I was fine with living in blissful ignorance of not know how big his balls are! I'd take your word for it!

[accurately]

We've been living on our own and holding jobs across multiple worlds, we're adults.

[ Midorima isn't exactly sure what qualifies someone as an adult, but if he had to choose one, they've certainly earned the title of adult by any means he can think of. They've held jobs, gotten their own homes, and had relationships. Just about the only things they haven't done are pay taxes, and only because the worlds they were in didn't ask them to. Midorima is certain they could manage if it came up. ]

You would've realized one way or the other. He sat on them in front of Takao earlier. [ Midorima puts his fingers to his temple as if he's trying to nurse a headache. This was the kindest way to inform him, really. ]

[dvine]

[He was about to argue that some teens do that too, but that's back on Earth. And they don't travel magically from one world to the other. So he reluctantly agrees with that statement with just a sigh.

Kise claps his hands together and takes a deep breath and exhale, speaking in muffled voice against his hands,]

He needs pants. Like. Right now. Or we will get charged with public indecency.

[As much as Kise doesn't mind PDA, this is crossing some boundaries. Even he wouldn't run around naked.]

[accurately]

[ If you're stubborn enough and say things with enough confidence, most people eventually back down and concede you're right. Whether it's in a huff, a sigh, or threatening him with bodily harm is another matter, but it does usually work. ]

I don't have any money for pants yet. That's why I got him the cover.

[ He did the best he could, okay!! ]

[dvine]

[Kise's trying to keep his cool about this. The fact that they are both a bit panicking regarding the... familiar's 'predicament' is not helping.]

I can make his balls invisible. [Vila tells them nonchalantly.] Ryouta can too, when he learns his magic.

[Kise peers at her, not sure whether to thank her or be peeved that he has to cast magic in that area, even if it's just animal familiar (maybe it being an animal is what's making this difficult?)]