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A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival

KERPLUNK, SPLASH!

Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. You'll definitely see other new arrivals plopping in. If you can't swim, a red-headed woman known only as the Lady of the Lake will drag you to the shore if she doesn't spot someone else near you helping so no one ends up drowning. She's a little busy casting directive magic to make sure everyone lands safely and playing lifeguard, so if anyone attempts to talk to her, she'll tell them to head up to the Rent-a-Ride. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly.

B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot

Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of earbuds to everyone before getting them settled in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and give them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go.

These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service,

avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk.

C ⦿ The Red Spring

The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies.

If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing.

The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do.. if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there.

A ⦿ Get Fresh

Upon arrival in Camelot travelers are ushered to a large set of wash rooms where they can clean up and make themselves presentable for the Welcome Feast. They are informed that once the feast concludes there will be an announcement on where they can seek lodging and how to begin their magic studies.

B ⦿ Be Merry

After they freshen up, travelers are led into the main dining hall. The decorations range from simplistic to a little more grandiose, it is likely everyone will find something familiar. A modern mash up with a medieval flair. The jester makes his rounds, perhaps he has a joke or two to tell, go ahead, give him a listen or perhaps volunteer to participate in one of the jester's shows, like knife-throwing or hypnotism. Within the crowd of staff there are mummers, a juggler, here and there dabbled through small troupes perform mini skits, perhaps they’ll perform a well known verse from a traveler’s world or tell a tale of fancy from this realm.

C ⦿ Eat Well

A banquet is prepared with food that while all “rustic” in appearance are usually a version of modern dishes ranging from basic roast chicken and veggies to Korean-Mexican fusion and French patisserie. The drinks are much the same; while served in old fashioned goblets, they are drinks modern travelers will be familiar with.

Have a seat, meet a new neighbor, find a roommate, maybe a new or old friend? Talk to the person to your left, your right, across from you. Mingle, enjoy the food, the music, it shouldn’t be long before the information promised is provided. Till then take your fill and get to know your fellow travelers.

You've been here a few days now and have gotten a chance to settle in, find a place to stay, and Camelot's citizens have decided that you've been here long enough to start living your life again. Well, your new life.

A group of citizens have decided to give everyone their first quest.

"Hear ye, hear ye!" a man in chain mail with a tablet with his statement typed up on it declares to a crowd from atop a pedestal. There are two other citizens around him with phones to post the video to AOL later to make sure the word gets heard ye all around.

"Those with magic, we beseech thee! Findeth us a grail most holy hidden in the depths of the Brocéliande! This holy grail is known to grant thine wishes three, a most noble quest for noble souls! Great reward will come to those who find it and proclaim at least one of their wishes to find the great Excalibur for King Arthur!"

This is the first you've heard about King Arthur, and it seems curious that he hasn't yet shown his face around town. It also seems strange that this guy is speaking like he's stepped out of a bad period piece, and probably should be the clue that this is more or less an attempt to haze some of the newcomers by sending them into the forest... but no one is telling newcomers this. It's better to get them out there and start praciticing, after all.

A ⦿ Lost, and Lost, and Lost Again

The Brocéliande is well-known around Camelot for being a forest that's both bountiful and mysterious. Oddities are known to happen that may never happen again to the point that even if something weird happens and you can't prove it, most citizens will assume you're telling the truth.

Which is what makes it peculiar when you keep passing the exact same locations over and over again, as if you've been traveling in circles or reaching the end of the map in a video game and coming out the other end. You're stuck in a space loop. The only way out is to successfully find the one difference in each loop five times in a row and collect it. Maybe it's a strange frog, a crystal that wasn't there before, a small wooden step that doesn't lead anywhere, or some other singular item, you've got to find what stands out... pick the wrong item, and you'll have to start your five count over again, and again, and again...

B ⦿ Grail, and Grail, and Grail Again!?

If you either missed the space loop or managed to get out of it, eventually you'll come to find one of... quite a few copies of a grail with holes in the side placed throughout the forest. They look like they might be good for draining noodles, but that's about it. Though they're spread out, it's entirely possible you'll find more than one, but each of them are placed in situations where it's impossible to get to by normal means. You'll have to use magic! It may be hidden in a bird's nest at the top of the tallest tree, inside of a hole in a rock with bars that prevent you from reaching in (perhaps an animal friend could reach it), inside a boiling pond, or inside the body of a bear fir... there are a load of possibilities, and now's a chance for you to try out your brand new magics! Use one of those samples, find something from the bestiary, or come up with your own adventure to get your hands on that less-than-holy grail.

C ⦿ A Quest Completeish

Or it would be, if you could ever find the guy who announced it... The AOL posts have since been deleted. You may end up spending a lot of time trying to find the guy. At this point, citizens will start telling you that you shouldn't take quests unless they're on the quest board or else you're going to get scammed... that's definitely an olden times themed noodle strainer. If that doesn't make you give up, or perhaps motivates you to find the guy to kick his ass, you'll have to head out to the farmland and chase them through a cornfield. (Be careful not to get lost, it's a maize in there.) If one of the boys are caught, they'll explain they were just testing you-- and hey, you got a free addition to your kitchen! If pressed, they'll apologize and give you a bit of money for your trouble. It's not much, but it'll get you at least a meal.

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{ ARRIVAL }
Neither the fall nor the sudden plunge into the sea was surprising to Wesker; he had just barely avoided the explosion of his aircraft, having bailed out just in time to avoid being turned into a mess yet again by Alice. For him, it was simple inconvenience as he kicked toward the surface. At first, nothing was amiss. He coughed up a lungful of water and gasped once to replace it with air, keeping himself afloat as he gathered his bearings.

Then he became aware of splashing around him as more people met the same fate as he had. Strangers. A quick glance around revealed no ship and no wreckage, but a solid black dog with glowing red eyes and slit pupils that resembled what he was accustomed to seeing in the mirror every day. Upon seeing the animal Wesker was equal parts confused and ready for a fight, but the canine didn't attack. Instead, it nudged him toward shore - a gesture he really couldn't argue with.

Once on the beach, dripping from head to toe, he was able to get a better look at the animal that accompanied him. Shaggy, somewhat matted fur and a build that resembled an Irish Wolfhound. It easily could have stood on hind legs and placed its forepaws over his shoulders, but it merely sat by his side and looked up at him, as though it had been his faithful companion for years. Wesker raised an eyebrow and looked around at the others emerging from the water, each with a companion of their own.

"Well, this is certainly a... curious turn of events," he said to no one in particular. For a moment he wondered if he had died, but if there was an afterlife, he didn't expect it would be this strange.

Everything seemed to be intact. Even his sunglasses were still perched on his nose, but something felt... off, and he couldn't quite pinpoint it. That bothered him. Until he knew what was going on, he decided it was best to be agreeable with his equally lost looking companions. More flies with honey than vinegar, as they say.

{ CARAVANS }
The explanation given by Archimedes didn't sit well with Wesker. It all sounded like a bunch of nonsense, but for now, he would play along with it. The phone and earbuds were useful, at least. He quickly found that he could access the internet using the phone, and while it wasn't the same internet he was familiar with, it worked in the same way.

His question of what was wrong had somewhat been answered, but using the camera to get a good look at his eyes confirmed his suspicions. They were the same blue he remembered from what seemed like a lifetime ago. This place had somehow destroyed the T-Virus in the process of bringing him here. Wesker was human again.

All the more reason to learn as much as he could as quickly as possible. During the trip he spent his time researching on his phone, though now and then he made light conversation with those around him. It would pay to learn about them too.

{ FEAST }
Getting cleaned up was a first priority. As much as he prided himself on his appearance, remaining soaking wet and disheveled just wouldn't do. Once he was clean and dry, blond hair slicked back and black clothes in order, he joined everyone else to eat.

Once again, he was open to conversation with those around him as he filled a plate with grilled meat, steamed vegetables and rice and sat to have a real meal for the first time in what felt like weeks. With so much work to be done and his rather inconvenient need to consume human flesh, eating had become something done on the go. Though without the virus, at least one of those things would no longer be a problem.

During the meal he shared some meat with his canine companion, who remained steadfast by his side. Working with the creature was going to be important, so looking after it was a priority.

The entertainment was ignored entirely. There was too much on Wesker's mind to spare any thought on such nonsense.

{ THE HOLEY GRAIL - NETWORK }
Those of you who are familiar with hazing rituals are probably already skeptical of this "quest", but for those of you who aren't, I would strongly recommend spending this time getting to know your familiar and evaluating the changes in yourself. A wild goose chase may not be the best introduction to a new place or the unfamiliar circumstances associated with it.

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Albert Wesker | Resident Evil (films)