you're the reason i lose never have i ever

[morns]

never have i ever.



Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.


HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

Emet-Selch | Final Fantasy XIV

[emet_sulk]

...not been overdramatic in inappropriate situations

[emet_sulk]

...realised my childhood friend loved me

[emet_sulk]

...cut a loaf of bread lengthwise

[emet_sulk]

( Yeah, he's still not impressed with you, Hyth. )

[weenwoon]

[He can take a shot like a normal person, but why do that when you can sip it for an extremely long time with the most obnoxious sllllllrrrrrrrrp noise?]

[emet_sulk]

[ And like an avatar of inevitability, his head turns and his gaze bores directly into Hythlodaeus' eyes, glowering fiercely.

Why are you like this? ]

[weenwoon]

[He just winks when he finishes the glass. You love him and you can't do anything about it.]

Are you feeling well, Hades?

[emet_sulk]

Must you be so loud whilst you drink?

[ Said in the long-suffering tone of someone who knows the answer is 'yes'. ]

[weenwoon]

My goodness. I shall most certainly keep in mind now that you do not enjoy me being loud.

[emet_sulk]

[ Hey. HEY. He scowls and tugs Hyth down by the collar of his shirt. ]

Now you know that is not what I mean, 'Daeus.

[weenwoon]

[There's a brief intake of breath at the tugging, but then he laughs.]

Is it not? It sounded quite clear to me.

[emet_sulk]

[ He scowls up at his taller friend before releasing them. ]

I don't know why I put up with you sometimes. You had better not be planning on getting drunk.

[ Hyth is 1000x worse when he's imbibed liquor. ]

[weenwoon]

[ Just. :3. ]

Why, I am not planning aught! But who knows where the winds of fate may blow?

[emet_sulk]

Hmph. And I'm sure they will blow favourably for you when they do.

[ He holds his hand out and beckons. Come on, give him a glass. ]

[weenwoon]

[He fills one and holds it out. :3c intensifies.]

Do be careful, or I'll take that as a promise.

[emet_sulk]

[ One last glower at Hyth and then he sculls the shot back with a toss of his head. The liquor burns on the way down, but in a pleasant way. A familiar way.

It's been a long time since he realised drink could not ease all his sorrows. Drinking with a friend though? That has a different taste. ]

[weenwoon]

[It certainly does have a different taste - the atmosphere of comfort and conviviality turn the burn of the alcohol into warmth rather than self-destructive fire. Hythlodaeus laughs to see Emet down the drink so quickly, though.]

Here I thought enjoying the bouquet is more your style.

[emet_sulk]

This is cheap liquor designed to be quaffed as quickly as possible. Its only use is to get the drinker as drunk as they can be in a short period of timr, [ he says with a disdainful sniff. ] If you wish me to judge a bouquet, bring me a wine.

[weenwoon]

[Hythlodaeus just props his chin up on his hand, pointedly making eyes at Emet.]

I just might, you know.

[emet_sulk]

[ Why are you so disgustingly sappy, 'Daeus? ]

I shall believe that when you do.

[ Expectant eyebrow raise. ]

[weenwoon]

[Uh oh they'll probably get kicked out for being SCHMOOPY. Well mostly it's Hyth, but you know.]

But is this fitting surroundings for a wine tasting? I would suggest we move somewhere more... elegant.

[HEY WHAT IF YOU GO, ON A DATE,]

[emet_sulk]

If I didn't know better, I would say you were asking me out.

[ Smirking faintly, he sets the shot glass aside and holds out his hand. ]

[weenwoon]

Do you know better?

[There's an answering smirk that's not without a hint of genuine excitement as he takes Hades's hand, standing up.]

[emet_sulk]

[ He follows suit with a huff of laughter. ]

I wonder. I can be quite the fool sometimes, as you often like to remind me.

[ There is nothing but fondness in his gaze as he leans against Hyth. ]

...succeeded in fulfilling my lifelong goal

[emet_sulk]