TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 8

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{ QUICK NAV } Premise ⚔️️ Rules ⚔️️ FAQ ⚔️️ Taken ⚔️️ Reserves ⚔️️ Apply ⚔️️ Locations ⚔️️ Bestiary ⚔️️ Top-Levels Only ⚔️️ SUMMARY: New arrivals drop into the lake and have to climb up a cliff to the Rent a Ride, where they are given their device and some headphones and can retrieve their personal materials. They travel to Camelot, which is a multiple day journey, so they stop at the Red Springs along the way and stay at an inn there. A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's still chilly, but not enough that you can't manage on your own. The Lady of the Lake is swimming around under the water, helping to rescue any wayward travelers who look like they're struggling in the water. This month's helpers are giant pillow jellies, a species of jellyfish that is capable of ballooning itself at the surface to create bouncy pads for characters to hop across to the shore, should they choose or not be able to swim. They come in a variety of bioluminescent colors, but do not seem to be very talkative even to animal magic users. Those who try may find themselves being ignored, even if they hear the jellies talking amongst themselves about this and that. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly. (Though.. given how hot and muggy the weather is this first week, maybe you might want to ask him to toss you right back into the lake where the waters are still cool.) *Reminder: Your character's familiar may or may not be with your character in their initial plunge. If the familiar isn't partial to water, it may meet your character on the beach or sit atop their head while they swim. Or if they are, they might splash about and swim alongside your character. Familiars have different personalities and body specs and we leave those up to the players. B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of ear buds (the supplier was out of the regular ones) and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. C ⦿ The Red Spring The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies. If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there. SUMMARY: Merlin has a Plan B in case Camelot failed the trials: raise a sunken ship and offer it to the Elphame Traders on their way out in exchange for permission to travel their waters. Characters prepare for ritual magic to raise a sunken ship and travel underwater at the empty Camelot docks to gather ritual ingredients for it. After they've done all they can, Merlin sets up a little beach party with a bit of master magic for anyone who came along for the trip. After arriving, people may have heard about recent events-- the people of Camelot voted against war and to instead accept the trials of the people of Celliwig. The trials are now concluded, and a good number of people are emotionally exhausted and taking time to recover. Word from Celliwig has not yet arrived, but across multiple social media platforms, including AOL, there are clips of Merlin's cryptic addendum to Arthur's announcement along with notes that the meeting date was delayed a couple of days due to the awful weather and a need to rest after how bleak the trials were to some people. With people down and out, it won't hurt to have the new arrivals pitch in and learn a thing or two. "Lucky me, we've got a decent group. Celliwig's out of our hands now, but what isn't is a back-up plan. Vote was close enough I figured we'd have enough people to get a head start. Celliwig is closer and much less dangerous to deal with, we'd be able to communicate much faster with the faeries' queendom. They're not big on internet. Big followers of the Old Ways. T-L-D-R, we can't just text the queen and ask if drop-bys are on the table. We'd never make it past the leviathans without permission, so here's the plan: There is a... fixer-upper of a vessel sunken about a hundred yards from shore tossed out from Bermuda. We tried to build docks here forever ago, but you can guess the Bermuda triangle spitting out stuff in the lake all the time didn't go great. We just keep it up for visitors now, but there's plenty to explore in the immediate area that we can magic back into business." A ⦿ Shipwreckers He goes on to explain that the fairies value items that were once lost and refound, so step one is exploring the shipwreck with fellow magic users to find what amounts to a scavenger hunt list of items from the ship. He sets everyone off with a quick spell that essentially transforms their clothing into swimsuits that best fit their preferences and personality-- that means no one's going to get a swimsuit that makes them horribly uncomfortable, he's not harassing anyone. After that, magicians will be directed to use their magic to get down to the ship. It's not as convenient as underwater breathing and not as easily sustainable, but there's definitely different ways to go about it. Light magic users will find they can create a forcefield above the surface of the water and go under the water, though they may run out of oxygen quickly. Elemental users can find they can create a similar bubble by pushing water out of the way, though may run into the same diminishing air without a more advanced elemental user already in the game who can pull oxygen out of the water or an alchemist who can create chemical reactions to generate oxygen. Animal mages may be able to convince local lake life to help push bubbles along, and healers will be instrumental in healing oxygen deprivation if anyone stays under too long! (Note: If two characters can't create a bubble, you can put in a third NPC to do the bubble while your characters handle other roles during the search.) No matter what, make sure you bring someone who can watch your back. Rumors have it that the Fuath are harassing anything that comes near the area. Fuath are intangible spirits that may present as giant humanoids at about 8-9 feet each, but with the mane and tail of a yellow horse, with no noses and keen eyes. They hold grudges against anyone who takes advantage of their surroundings, even if not their own, and will come to attempt to throw those who try to take from the ships and flying through the air to land somewhere else in the water. Be very cautious about using names around the Fuath, as though they do not speak in human tongue, they have a particular ability to draw people and animals in using names that makes them very difficult to escape once you've been found. They've been known to turn familiars against their partners. They can be deterred, dissipated through attack to buy you time, but they'll keep coming so get in and out of the ship as fast as you can and definitely stick to more combat-heavy magics like dark and cognitive mages! *Note: These magics are all examples of ways to use primary magic, but feel free to get creative with your character's magic if you think of something else! B ⦿ Hoist the Flags Once all the ingredients are gathered, the ritual is underway! With the mementos from the ship, swim to a protective circle formed at the top of the water by Merlin that will keep the Fuath out. There, you need to take whatever item you gathered from the ship and try to find someone with a similar item. This "sister" item will allow you to pull the essence of the item up from the ship. It takes a load of people to raise a whole ship, but pouring your magic into the item and chanting the spell will cause the ship to resurface and restore itself to its original state before the crash, using residual memories from all the different items on the ship. Of course, finding a partner with a matching item while swimming around could be a challenge, especially if you don't get along-- it may take a while for everyone to get on the same page. It certainly won't clean up all the algae and kelp and wayward flopping fish, it brings the ship back to a livable state.. and a much cooler, more explorable one. Get a quick exploration of the ship and help clean up some of the lake slime before Merlin flags over the traders. Or goof around until then, and learn a sick free spell called (Recipe) Cool Firework: create a rocket firework from your fingertips. Make sure you're aiming it into the sky when you cast this spell, or Merlin will set off a Camelot totem right beneath your feet. No sinking the ship when they just got it up. The fireworks will attract the Elphame Traders, who are leaving the day after they close up shop to head back to Elphame, before the set out to leave. Merlin negotiates offering the ship to them as an offering for Queen Elphame to give them permission to travel in the Elphame territory. At that point, the ship is pulled into the docks and Camelot citizens are ushered out for the fae traders to take over the ship. C ⦿ Beach Episode Once everything's said and done it.. really only took a couple of hours, so the whole group is done around 4pm. There's plenty of time left for dinner and a good time at the beach a short walk away from the docks and the sun doesn't go down until around 9pm. Before Merlin leaves everyone to themselves, he conjures up a buffet-style table with loads of fresh food and drink, watermelons and bats for smashing. The swimsuits provided earlier wear off at midnight, though you'll probably want to leave before then since it still gets chilly in the evening, especially if you're all wet from playing with the chest full of waterguns or the beach balls distributed around the beach. The docks are nearby, so feel free to call your friends over to come hang out with you, even if they didn't help. It's a beach party, enjoy it! SUMMARY: Unseelie faeries and unseemly humans have teamed up to kidnap a small number of otherworlders in the chaos of the trials to fight in an underground fight ring. Play as a victim or be part of the squad to put an end to it if you're more good-leaning, or villains can choose to participate as audience and pay for "gifts" to be given to their favorite fighters during matches. CW: These prompts contain kidnapping, illegal and forced fighting, and inhumane treatment of fighters. Just because people are tired doesn't mean that the world stops for them... crime certainly doesn't. Throughout the start of the month, people are going missing. Exactly what's happening.. well, finding the truth out about that is going to depend on your perspective. A ⦿ Cursed Kidnapees Kidnapping victims will find themselves suddenly blinded by a spell, and then chloroformed by a floating cloth pressed against their face. (Smart kidnappers don't touch their victims if they have magic, you know!) When they wake up, they'll find themselves in a dungeon with at least a dozen other people. There's definitely not room to lay down, and sitting down as you had been propped up immediately starts you with a potentially uncomfortable view. Don't worry, someone's peeks in from a window at the top of the room-- an extremely handsome-looking man with long, wavy hair and pupils slitted like a cat's. "Let's see.. You two, you'll be the first fight of the night. Winner gets dinner, gyahaha!" It's a fighting ring. You've been kidnapped into a fighting ring and there's no obvious escape! Fight against fellow captives and monsters for your dinner and to buy time to figure out what you're going to do... At least you start hand to hand, so there's nothing lethal... right? (See Audience for more details.) B ⦿ Audacious Audience Maybe you're a less scrupulous sort and saw an invitation to this event hidden on the dark web, or got invited by a particularly sketchy friend. Either way, you've got cage-side seats close enough to chat with either fellow audience members or interact with the cage fighters. As a bonus point, audience members can spend some of their G on betting or on purchasing "boons" for their favorite fighters, such as weapons or enhancement spells. They can also bid against other audience members for special sabotages that make it harder to fight-- foot weights, strange masks, roller skates, hinderance hexes.. get creative with it! It's the biggest fight show that you can interact with your wallet... newbies may find it's a very lucrative way to make a pretty penny very fast. (As always, remember to communicate with anyone you're helping/sabotaging so you don't go past anyone's OOC comfort level.) C ⦿ Roaring Rescuers Thankfully, the fae who want nothing more than to sow discord and the greedy humans who joined in their venture are a bit disorganized. Even the beginning-level heroes among us will be able to track them down and topple them with a little bar hopping to gather information from the locals. Eventually, one of them will give up having overheard some "scary looking fellows" talking about which of the patrons of the bar looked like they'd be good in a fight before getting extra hush-hush. Follow all the leads, and you'll find yourself at an outlying, smaller-scale castle with a dungeon tower and an underground fighting ring built beneath its floors. Sneak in and unlock individual fighter dungeon doors while the fights are providing a wealth of distraction. Maybe you'll find a grateful Fogueria who casts a temporary fire-immunity spell on you to allow you to do ride them into battle to bust up the fight going on right now. There's definitely gratitude going on, regardless of moral compass, and you may find gifts of food and drink (non-alcoholic if you're not old enough) placed at your door over the next week for your deeds. MOD NOTES: • All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, but this post should have top-levels by potential new characters only. Current characters may reply to any threads, but should not top-level comment on this post. • If your application is accepted, you may accept TDM threads as game canon as long as both players consent. Characters may begin threading as soon as their journal is accepted to the communities. • We are testing out formats for key points displays, to be voted on for player preference based on what seems to work best for the most people. The other options were used here (end of post summary format) and here (start of post preview format). The format featured on this post is the last option, which will provide small summaries under the banner of each prompt set. A poll will be put up before the next event to see which format will be used going forward, so please keep in the back of your mind which seems most comfortable/makes the content more easily accessible. •If nothing here tickles your fancy, try one of this month's Quests for your TDM prompt. • The first "Arrival" prompts are present on every TDM, but contain seasonal tweaks for flavor. All other prompts will change monthly. • Questions about this TDM's content? Comment here! 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i see what u did there

[conciliant]

[2B hears the voice first, not turning to look at its owner as the blindfolded man at the front of the line brings the bat down. He misses on his first try, but gets it on his second, breaking it with a loud CRUNCH. It's a bit of a messy cut, but the crowd cheers him on anyway. That must mean victory...]

I suppose. It's a bit silly to—

[That's when 2B turns and her voice trails off into a confused silence. What she had been expecting to be a human... isn't... and once again, like many of the other people she's met here so far, she finds herself staring a bit too long than what should be considered polite. She's been shy around the humans, but this...?

Is he a...?

Pod 042 speaks up to clarify and to break the awkward silence.]

"While ducks are typically not known to have the ability to speak, this one does. Proposal: Unit 2B should respond accordingly."

[That's putting it bluntly. Thanks for the observation!!!

And of course, 2B's response is to let her mouth fall open, still stunned. This is not responding accordingly!! Apologies for her rudeness.]

You should be able to tell whenever my jokes are nier

[flapsin]

[As the watermelon is split, Drake does take notice and raises a fist to cheer it on! But it's a bit of a background motion while his attention is focused on the strangers ahead of him.

At her silence, Drake just looks back at her with a confused smile. And as the robot speaks, he starts to feel vaguely insulted. The woman's continued silence just bothers him even more. He sighs and shakes his head.]

Look, you can talk to me just like any other person. I am a duck, and I'm just as normal as any of you "humans" are. [He's been starting to get tired of this treatment!] Your little floating Waddle Home there could really use an upgrade, because what it's saying isn't the case where I come from!

nier, far, wherever you are

[conciliant]

[2B is embarrassed, and that's putting it lightly. She should know better than to stare in silence, and... well, she isn't sure how to be reacting to a duck, let alone humans! She shuffles a bit, and is quick to look away, hiding her face behind her hair.]

I'm not human either.

[It's all she has to say for herself for a moment, as if it will somehow help the two of them relate to one another, but... Her voice takes on a sharper tone in an attempt to hide her blunder.]

Pod's databases are kept up to date and are regularly maintained. That must mean you're not from Earth, then.

Some lines come Automatically

[flapsin]

[Drake feels a little embarrassed in turn at the correction! Humans look very... distinctive and weird that he was sure that she was one of them. What else could she be? Doesn't look like a pig, or an ape...!]

Sorry, sorry! My, completely my bad.

[Is it polite to ask someone their species?? Drake just doesn't know. At least now he has a name for her little robo friend, 'Pod'.]

As a matter of fact, I am from Earth! ...Just, probably not the same Earth. Still, seems like a handy friend you've got there! [If it has comprehensive databases, something like that would be really useful for crimefighting! Like a floating WANDA.]

😩😩😩

[conciliant]

[2B shakes her head, although there are hints of a smile forming when she gives her Pod's "head" a pat.]

Pod is very helpful. All YoRHa androids are given one to assist on the battlefield and perform regular maintenance and checks.

[Well, there's the answer on what she is! But she keeps going, latching onto what he's said with interest.]

There's more than one Earth...?

[flapsin]

Good to know! Except, what is a YoRHa android - are you a YoRHa android? [He figures out the implication in the middle of asking his first question!

And then he nods along knowingly as she talks about multiple Earths.]

Oh yeah, loads of 'em! I used to think that's the kind of thing that's only true in comic books, but I've seen proof that there's multiple Earths out there in the multiverse! And talking to people here has only been the icing on this cake of confirmation. [Then, a little wearily.] Just, didn't expect so many Earths to be all humans...!

[conciliant]

The Earth I'm from... There are no humans left. Just animals and plants.

[Besides the machines, but that's not pertinent to the conversation. Hence why she was confused about there being a duck who could speak! She's only ever seen and heard them quacking on the surfaces of water, and enjoyed watching them while she fished...

Still a bit confused, she lets her head cock to the side.]

... So, the Earth you're from is only... ducks?

[flapsin]

Oh, that - that's rough.

[He rubs at his neck awkwardly as he pictures her homeworld. The phrase "no humans left" really paints the picture. That means it's not just a human-less world; it's one where they've died out.

At her question, though, he's quick to correct her.]

What? No, there's plenty of other birds back home! And pigs and bulls and dogs... There's plenty of variety!

[conciliant]

Really?

[If Drake could see 2B's eyes right now, he'd see that they were alight with surprise and awe, but her mouth just falls open in disbelief again.

She... really likes animals...]

And they can talk, just like you?

[flapsin]

Of course! [He chuckles.] It's not like they're all animals. We - we're all people! Walking, talking people, just living our lives.

[It seems so obvious - to someone who's lived his whole life in such a world. But he guesses that maybe an outsider would find it baffling.]

[conciliant]

[Definitely baffling...

To 2B though, the image that projects in her head is one of a world filled with all kinds of animals that can talk and walk, and have conversations with her. It's nothing like the birds, fish, moose, or boars that live back on Earth. Even her familiar can't talk, which is especially disappointing after learning that others can.

Nope. Instead, it grunts at her and nudges the back of her head with its nose, as if it can read what she's thinking, and she can't help a small laugh.]

I'd like to visit it sometime. There isn't much to see on Earth. Not like here, or yours.

[She gives her moose a pat.]

Apologies. This is new to me. I'm sure it isn't so surprising for a lot of the people here.

[flapsin]

Well whenever this whole interdimensional disaster thing is settled, you'd be welcome to visit. I'll give you a grand tour!

[Drake then waves a hand to dismiss any ill feeling.]

Hey, don't sweat it. We're both facing things that are new to us. Like the whole 'human' thing in general is completely new to me, and I did accidentally call you one before, sooo... let's just agree that we're both learning!

[A brief pause.]

Actually, did we do introductions? My name's Drake. Drake Mallard.

[conciliant]

I don't think so.

[How rude of her! She really needs to get better at remembering human customs, like offering a handshake to introduce oneself, or to offer her name first! Fitting in with the humans is hard work... So, she does what she's learned, and holds a hand out to Drake.]

A pleasure. I'm YoRHa number 2, Type B... but please call me 2B.

[Her familiar grunts at her from behind, and sniffs at Drake's head.]

And this is... Moose.

[The most creative name!!]

[flapsin]

[That does sound enough like an android name, alright. Somewhat long, with some letters and numbers thrown in there. He extends his own feathery hand for a nice, firm handshake!]

A pleasure indeed! It's good to meet you, 2B! [A smirk.] I guess meeting you here must have been meant '2B'!

[He's a bit startled by the attention from the moose! But he manages to chuckle and tries to carefully pat its snout.]

N-nice to meet you too, Moose. This is your familiar? I'd introduce mine, but he's off doing his own thing right now.

[conciliant]

[It's really too bad that the joke goes completely over 2B's head. It's a great joke.

She places a hand on the animal's head, trying to guide it away from ruffling any of Drake's feathers.]

M-hm. That's what I'm told. He's meant to help me channel this world's magic, from what I understand.

[More new stuff that she can't quite grasp yet... She'll get there.]

Is your familiar a moose, too?

[flapsin]

[At least he doesn't feel ruffled! It's mostly amusing.]

Yep, they're some kind of magical conduits it seems. Really fascinating!

[He's taken to it pretty excitedly, because it sounds like something out of a fantasy series! Even if Darkwing Duck is someone who gets by based on just normal abilities, Drake can still appreciate some magic and fantasy!]

Mine's actually a bat. I'm actually - pretty sure this is the first moose familiar I've seen! Really interesting. Might be one of a kind!

[An android and a moose... a surprise, but a welcome one!]

[conciliant]

Is it?

[2B's stance lightens further hearing that. Already a unique one on her own, hearing that her dear Moose is also potentially one of a kind, and that fills her with a sense of pride. But there's something else there, too. Something a little more... lonely in the pit of her stomach that she can't quite place.]

I think it might be nice for the familiars to make friends, too. What do you think?

[flapsin]

As far as I've seen!

[He says with a little smile. Moose tend to stick out, and he's not sure he's ever the animal version of one in person before! He thinks he can see what she's getting at with her inquiry given the timing too, so he nods along.]

I agree. I'm sure that even familiars can appreciate some good old-fashioned friendship. We'll have to introduce ours! Maybe send them on a play-date. ...Do familiars... do play-dates? [He wonders that aloud.]

[conciliant]

[2B tilts her head.]

What's a play-date?

[It's a silly question to ask, she's sure, but she's had to ask a lot of them lately.

There are so many things that humans do and say that she's never heard of before, and she's trying to understand. She wants to understand. As much as she wishes to fit in with them, there's still so much she needs to learn, and a small part of her feels a bit silly to have to ask.]

[flapsin]

[He chuckles a little at the question. It seems this android really has a lot to learn. But Drake will just casually explain it to her.]

It's pretty much just a get-together for the sake of playing and making friends! It's mostly something you'd arrange for kids or pets, or in this case familiars.

[conciliant]

Oh. I see...

[She ponders it a moment longer. So it's something that humans arrange for their children or animals, but not for themselves? It seems a bit strange to her, but there must be another word for that.]

I think they would like that very much. But... you and I will not be on a play-date? What do we do then?

[flapsin]

[He chuckles a little as he goes on.]

Well we could just... hang out! [And he knows to add.] It doesn't involve any kind of literal hanging. That just means casually spending time with someone else. Like a play-date, but for people! [Sometimes "people" can be an android and a duck.

He also realizes another addendum he should make-]

Oh and if someone just says "date", that can mean something very different, so watch out for that!

[conciliant]

A date?

[2B's lips press together, and her head droops, lost in thought for a moment while she processes the information.]

So, if someone asks me for a date, and not a play-date, I should say no.

[That's what she's gleaning from what information he's given her. The "watch out" means it's a bad thing, right?]

[flapsin]

[He pauses for a moment, then he figures he might as well explain it. But he really, really hopes there's a limit to relationship-related things he has to explain.]

W-well, unless you want to go on one! See, a date is for two people to really get to know each other and get... closer? It's usually supposed to lead to a relationship! You know, like romance? Please, please tell me you already know about this stuff.

[conciliant]

[She doesn't, and 2B looks to Drake, confused. Should she know all of this? The human data logs didn't provide her with much. It was mostly information about their day to day lives, but a chunk of it was about them moving and living on the moon. Nothing about romance or dating, or even play-dates between children and animals.]

I don't, but this has been very informative. Thank you.

[She looks to her Pod and nods.]

I think I'll be careful should anyone ask me on a "date". But I would accept a play-date with our familiars, if you'd like.