Claude: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Edelgard: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Byleth: How would you like your coffee? Edelgard: As dark as my soul. Byleth: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
Byleth: Who hurt you? Edelgard: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Byleth: ...Yes, actually.
Edelgard: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Byleth: I wrote you a poem. Edelgard, already crying: You did?
Edelgard von Hresvelg | Fire Emblem Three Houses
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Edelgard: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Edelgard: As dark as my soul.
Byleth: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
Byleth: Who hurt you?
Edelgard: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Byleth: ...Yes, actually.
Edelgard: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Byleth: I wrote you a poem.
Edelgard, already crying: You did?
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Flayn: You mean literally or figuratively?
Edelgard: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Thrawn: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.