Incorrect quotes meme

[bendless]

1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!

Generator 1, Generator 2

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[hegemonwings]

Byleth: How would you like your coffee?
Edelgard: As dark as my soul.
Byleth: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

Byleth: Who hurt you?
Edelgard: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Byleth: ...Yes, actually.

Edelgard: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Byleth: I wrote you a poem.
Edelgard, already crying: You did?