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A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival

KERPLUNK, SPLASH!

Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's chilly waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's paralyzingly cold for a few seconds before you're approached by the Lady of the Lake beneath the water's surface. She puts a vial of a vibrant, glowing red Everwarm* potion to your character's lips. The icy water doesn't feel so icy once consumed and you'll be able to move your limbs enough to swim to shore on your own. She can't stick around to explain, she's got to get this to all the new arrivals! Many of which you'll see plopping in around you.

If you can't swim, a handful of helpful ice turtles will scoop you up from beneath and drop you off at the shore. When not helping people, the turtles are going around and hitting the ice that keeps forming on the surface with their shells to keep the surface open for the falling arrivals or pushing personal items to the beach near the new arrivals they smell like (belong to). If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. If anyone with Animal Magic asks the turtles, they will give the full spiel, but very slowly, and they like to get off topic and gossip about other turtles you've never heard of. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly.

B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot

Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones, a pair of earbuds, and a winter cloak** to everyone before getting them settled in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and give them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go.

These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service,

avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk.

C ⦿ The Red Spring

The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies.

If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out!

The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there.

A ⦿ Trial and Icy Errors

Winter has arrived in Avalon, and with it has come to a change in the weather. Puffs of breath precede sentences when outside, small fires fill braziers to allow people to stop and get warm for a moment between where they come from and where they are going. Snow has begun to fall; at first, it is the same, fluffy, white flakes many adventurers will have seen. However, as the day progresses, the snow begins to shimmer; it’s like a prismatic effect, a magical light catching against every little crystal and illuminating sparkling flakes, so vibrant it’s clear someone has enchanted the snow.

Shortly after the change, there will be a text alert to all devices:

Tired of the same old routine with your magic? Ready for a little something new? Come on out and have an old fashioned snowball fight with a magical twist. Be sure to practice your new powers and have fun! 😉 -Merlin

Those who come outside to find the rainbow snow already being packed into neat balls by Camelot's citizens; go ahead and grab a basket full but remember, don’t just toss them. Let’s get magic with it!

Different types of magic will have different effects on the enchanted snow:

Use kinetic magic to toss three at once. Nevermind if they suddenly balloon inside and burst into a snow shower over your opponent, throw a couple more; some are bound to hit, right?

Throw a little animal magic in there and morph a few into a bear or some other animal of your intent; sorry about his random dance attack, at least your opponent will be laughing too hard to throw a snowball at you.

Try hiding them in a shield or cast an illusion with some light magic; better apologize when that goes sideways and the snow hardens, bursting into rainbow crystals at your opponent's feet.

Team up with someone who has cognitive magic; they can telegraph you the plan without your opponents being any the wiser... except the snow seems to be picking up on it and sending those thoughts right to your opponent! Perhaps use this as an opportunity to learn control!

Maybe you want to try using a little wind magic if you’re of the elemental class; watch out for the rainbow snow squall your perfectly lobbed snowballs will become.

Healing magic is one you might not see coming-- enchanting a snowball with healing magic can result in positive mood enhancements. Give your enemies a blast of zen to lower their guard and make them an easy target!

A dark magic user might think to add a little hex to their snowball; give themselves an edge... too bad, without practice, that hex might be a little too heavy and burst over the maker before it even leaves their hand! Hope you know how to fix it.

Alchemists are welcome to change the shape of those snowballs. Maybe try and craft them into something a little more stealthy or projectile. Too bad that snow seems to want to turn into a batch of butterflies and be free... magic sure is tricky! But hey, they sure are pretty.

In the end, it seems while adventurers will be able to get plenty of practice in, some of that practice is going to come from trying to stop the side effects of mixing their powers with the magic snow; welcome to your first lesson in control. If one is going to use magic in conjunction with already magically imbued things, they ought to know the right amount, seems Merlin wants you all to learn in a trial by snowball error.

Those who practice their magic and participate in the snowball fight will be given hot chocolate, warm soup, fresh baked goods, or other treats to warm them up after their training is done. But don’t slack off! You’re like to find your hot chocolate spiced with pickle flavor, that warm treat suddenly turns to ice cream in your mouth. Avalonians want that practice to happen, and are willing to add some incentive... whether that means the carrot or the icicle.

All throughout the City of Camelot is a buzz of excitement about the oncoming winter solstice on the 21st. Citizens will tell you of the winter solstice's importance in cleansing the flow of Avalon's magic each year and absorbing sunlight to increase its potency. In other words, the winter solstice generates a significant amount of magic if the proper ritual is followed, so the visitors from other worlds really should head on over to Albion's White Cliffs.

A ⦿ The Darkness in the White Cliffs

The first task that you'll experience during the ritual is asking the Cliff Beast's permission to enter the cliffs. Though they look wholly solid on the outside, these cliffs contain a veritable labyrinth of magical caves that weave in and out of the chalky cliffs. As there is danger within these walls, it is recommended no one go alone. The Cliff Beast will only open a door to the caves for parties of two or more who present him with a gift. The gift doesn't need to be something significant, just a show of courtesy-- a lovely rock or a seashell will do, placed at the base of the cliff. The only gifts he will outright reject are precious gems and metals. Honestly, they make him a little nauseous-- and you don't want to see a cliff beast nauseous. In fact, if you try it, the Cliff Beast will suddenly burst into a rockslide right near where the gem was left. Watch out!

Once you gain entrance, you will find there is no light within the caves and the door seems to close behind you. Non-magical lights won't illuminate anything within these caves, so you will need to either navigate through the darkness or find a magical means to light your path. Be wary-- traveling in the dark will be a much safer journey if you can find your way through the caves and keep track of your companions. The reason there is no light are the bat-like creatures that eat energy like fire and electricity. With the magical light attracting them and nothing to consume, they'll be very aggressive and swarm anything emitting heat.. like an unsuspecting traveler. Make too much noise, and the Cliff Beast will spit you out back onto the sand and you'll have to start over.

B ⦿ "For a greedy man, even his tomb is too small."

Those who persist within the caves will eventually come upon a room whose ceiling glistens with bioluminiscent microbes that are too small for the bats to eat. These little glowing creatures create reflections in the room that show just what it contains-- glimmerings of precious gems, gold, and other treasure cover the walls and floor, save for a large flat stone altar in the center. There are many hand-crafted clay cups filled with what appears to be water. The side of the alter has a very simple message: "TAKE ONE CUP TO THE SPRING, LEAVE THE REST. SPILL NO DROP." Sure enough, this matches with the instructions you were given about the ritual: Take a cup of waters harvested by the Asrai, a fairy that lives within the walls of the cliffs that cultivates it every year to bring to the Red Springs for the Winter Solstice.

There is no clear warning about what will happen if you take anything besides your one cup. However, characters who disobey this instruction and take any of the riches within the cave will initially experience severe symptoms such as magical blockage, an endless common cold, and food turning to ash in their mouth. They will experience dreams in which they are urged to return the treasure and a day later, advanced symptoms if it goes on for too long have been known to result in vomiting frogs and snakes, insomnia, speaking in tongues despite the translation spell, bleeding from the ears, and eventually death.

C ⦿ Drink Up

Those who listen and take the Asrai's cups to the Red Springs will notice while carrying the cups, all creatures and threats will leave you in peace. Neither rain nor snow will touch you, parting from your path in both the sky and on the ground. The effects will only last as long as you don't spill a single drop. The ritual can still be completed, but the protections only work if you don't spill-- otherwise you'll be fighting off weather, creatures, other people, and whatever else you encounter as the effects of a spilled cup will cause those around you to try to steal your cup without thought for your safety, even if they might not even think to do normally.

Upon arriving at the Red Springs, a party of people there to guide those who have made the ritual's journey to a particular pool within the vicinity of the springs. Characters will be directed to take a sip, then pour the rest into the Spring alongside your peers, finally throwing the clay cup itself into the spring. Throughout the day, you will begin to feel strangely giddy, but it will pass. Nothing much will seem like it happens otherwise, but the guides assure you that you will understand on the night of the winter solstice when the ritual is complete and your body becomes a conduit to purify and rejuvenate Avalon's magic.

For now, as thanks, the guides offer you one of the celebratory gifts they have to offer-- free drinks (this time of the age-appropriate alcoholic or sugary variety), a free night's stay at the Red Springs, a yule log, an escort, a Recipe: Snow Dance. (Effect: Snow Dance will cause small flurries to pick up where the spell is cast, resulting in decreased visibility. Only works if snow is already present, as it cannot generate elements.) The choice is yours. Pick one.

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*This Everwarm does not count toward your potion collection for those who wish to take up potion brewing. You must obtain Everwarm from the Elphame Trader's to count.
**Jackets come in a variety of neutral colors, enchanted with a fit-adjustment spell that will adjust to your character's size.

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you dont understand im
im sure he'd find a way
he called me into work when i had the flu
if nearly being hospitalized doesnt stop it
i dont think the end of the world will
i need to get my work done anyway

I don't think this is the time and place to be discussing the work ethic happening in your job but for starters your boss sounds like a shitty person so why are you so preoccupied with him when you're the one under stress right now?

Take care of yourself first.

[It's ALWAYS time to be discussing his work ethic.]
no im just bad at my job
if i worked harder then i wouldnt have to stay longer im sure
hhhhhhhhh
i need to do my job

You need to not think about things that don't matter at this point in time.

You're part of Shinjuku division, right? Have you tried looking for the rest of your teammates?

it matters!!
what if they are wrongg about the world ending or
what if it does get fixed then im still fucked
theres no way out of thi
wait how do you know im part of matenro do i know you

[He's squinting at the username, but no, he doesn't recognize it. Well, he supposed Matenrou won the first division battle and was fairly famous, but he wasn't really the one people remembered.]

Sensei is here, but he shouldn't have to deal with my problems.

[ This is going to be an uphill battle, isn't it... ]

I'm sorry, I should have mentioned I'm involved with a different division. That's how I know about Matenro.

[ He also met Hifumi before in another life, in another game, but he imagines saying that will just make Doppo more............ you know, anxious. ]

My name is Tsutsujimori Rosho, I'm a member of Osaka's Division. "Sensei" is your division's leader I believe? You're at least fortunate that you have someone here that you already know.

[It was, even for someone like Hifumi and Jakurai. Doppo didn't know how people dealt with him. He couldn't deal with himself most of the time.]

Osaka? oh i guess that makes sense
nice to meet you, I'm Doppo Kannonzaka
I guess you already knew that, im usually not the one everyone recognizes
Jakurai sensei is here, but like i said
why should i trouble him

Has he ever said he's troubled by you?

uh no
hes too nice for that but i mean
thats why i dont want to bother him
this is a me problem
sorry youre dealing with this

[ He should probably say something very meaningful and insightful at this point.

But this is Rosho. ]

You're an idiot.

Don't apologize based on assumptions. That's rude and inconsiderate of the concern people have for you because they care about you, or they consider you to be a friend, like your leader and Hifumi. You think you're a burden, based on what? Who is being burdened by you?

I'm not. So don't decide how I feel right off the bat, ya see?

[ He deals with a clown and a scam artist on a regular basis, trust him, it's hard to burden him nowadays. ]

[Somehow this guy was scary through text, even if Doppo could tell he was trying to be helpful. He thinks? It was always so hard to tell. He still....felt something. Anger, sadness, but also a bit of relief.]

I'm sorry
oh
um, im just
sensei says i should say thank you more
so thank you? I guess, for dealing with me
that's not right i guess
it's hard to not feel like a burden

I'd say that's very good advice, so thank you for taking the time to listen to me. Sometimes it's difficult to like yourself as a person but it helps to have other people to show you the good qualities in yourself and remind you that you have worth, even if you can't see it.

In the end though, they're your thoughts and feelings, not anyone else's. I can't say things will be fixed, but things can be a little better sometimes.

[ Preaching to yourself again, Rosho? ]

you're very nice to someone you dont even know
not that its a bad thing
sensei and hifumi have faith in me, i cant let their feelings go to waste
do you have experience with it
i mean you sound like
you know what its like

I'm a teacher so you could say I'm used to helping with various matters even when I don't need to. But you could say I have experience of a sort in your way of thinking.

I developed stage fright a few years ago. To put it simply, it messed me up a lot.

thank you
i hope you have someone to remind you too
stage fright sounds
awful
but youre probably a lot better at your job than I am
if somehow i can make it through rap battles im sure you can figure out stage fright
maybe, im not very good at this

I think you're doing well! Matenro won the first division rap battle so I would say you're more than talented enough. Even just saying hello to my class in the morning is difficult, but my students like me and that's the best I could ask for. They've helped me to improve a lot.

My division's leader too. We've known each other for a long time. He's sort of embarrassing as a person, but he's trustworthy and has a lot of talent. Thinking more positively is a little easier with him at my side.

we won the division battle but i still can't look my boss in the eye. he asked me for an autograph and i was terrified
but hifumi and sensei still help me out. i got closer to standing up for myself, i guess its progress

that's me and hifumi, he gets me into trouble all the time but i dont know what id do without him. he's always there for me supporting me, making sure im okay.

To be fair, you like your teammates. You can't stand your boss, and bosses can be really intimidating.

[ Trying to think positive here for you, Doppo! But ah... he sees that Doppo also has a "clown" of his own. ]

Meddlesome people like that are the worst. You can't shake them off, and when you try, it's like they hold on tighter. They're like kids. But I guess someone like that fits perfectly with people like us. Someone that believes in you unconditionally, who sees your bad qualities but cares more about the good, and does whatever they can to make sure you live happily along with them.

I wouldn't mind meeting your partner. I'd like for you to meet mine too. Though he's a comedian and tells terrible jokes, so I apologize for that in advance.

stop that hifumi's gonna read this and get a big head
then i'll have to deal with that bullshit

I still dont know why Sensei picked us but they both believe in me so much i feel like wanting to be a better person even if its just for them

i'm happy for you too....its always the annoying ones i guess. only ppl like that can handle such constant muck building up inside us i guess

we will have to meet up when everyone is situated; i'd rather have lame jokes than overtime any day. i apologize for hifumi in advance too; he can be very intense

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sorry rosho

local hypmic with anxiety tries to help hypmic with anxiety, fails terribly

just gets more anxious

stop that he's a teacher how does he fix this with math

if you find out tell him!!!

👍

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rosho so precious,,,,

he's doing his best :'(

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