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A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival

KERPLUNK, SPLASH!

Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's chilly waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's paralyzingly cold for a few seconds before you're approached by the Lady of the Lake beneath the water's surface. She puts a vial of a vibrant, glowing red Everwarm* potion to your character's lips. The icy water doesn't feel so icy once consumed and you'll be able to move your limbs enough to swim to shore on your own. She can't stick around to explain, she's got to get this to all the new arrivals! Many of which you'll see plopping in around you.

If you can't swim, a handful of helpful ice turtles will scoop you up from beneath and drop you off at the shore. When not helping people, the turtles are going around and hitting the ice that keeps forming on the surface with their shells to keep the surface open for the falling arrivals or pushing personal items to the beach near the new arrivals they smell like (belong to). If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. If anyone with Animal Magic asks the turtles, they will give the full spiel, but very slowly, and they like to get off topic and gossip about other turtles you've never heard of. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly.

B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot

Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones, a pair of earbuds, and a winter cloak** to everyone before getting them settled in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and give them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go.

These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console with nip bottles. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service,

avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk.

C ⦿ The Red Spring

The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Because of the volume of new arrivals and vacationers, inn rooms are assigned two-to-a-room. The rooms have two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and a few free movies.

If you don't want to relax in the room, try taking a dip in the spring for another chance to meet your fellow travelers. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly when drunk. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out!

The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there.

A ⦿ Trial and Icy Errors

Winter has arrived in Avalon, and with it has come to a change in the weather. Puffs of breath precede sentences when outside, small fires fill braziers to allow people to stop and get warm for a moment between where they come from and where they are going. Snow has begun to fall; at first, it is the same, fluffy, white flakes many adventurers will have seen. However, as the day progresses, the snow begins to shimmer; it’s like a prismatic effect, a magical light catching against every little crystal and illuminating sparkling flakes, so vibrant it’s clear someone has enchanted the snow.

Shortly after the change, there will be a text alert to all devices:

Tired of the same old routine with your magic? Ready for a little something new? Come on out and have an old fashioned snowball fight with a magical twist. Be sure to practice your new powers and have fun! 😉 -Merlin

Those who come outside to find the rainbow snow already being packed into neat balls by Camelot's citizens; go ahead and grab a basket full but remember, don’t just toss them. Let’s get magic with it!

Different types of magic will have different effects on the enchanted snow:

Use kinetic magic to toss three at once. Nevermind if they suddenly balloon inside and burst into a snow shower over your opponent, throw a couple more; some are bound to hit, right?

Throw a little animal magic in there and morph a few into a bear or some other animal of your intent; sorry about his random dance attack, at least your opponent will be laughing too hard to throw a snowball at you.

Try hiding them in a shield or cast an illusion with some light magic; better apologize when that goes sideways and the snow hardens, bursting into rainbow crystals at your opponent's feet.

Team up with someone who has cognitive magic; they can telegraph you the plan without your opponents being any the wiser... except the snow seems to be picking up on it and sending those thoughts right to your opponent! Perhaps use this as an opportunity to learn control!

Maybe you want to try using a little wind magic if you’re of the elemental class; watch out for the rainbow snow squall your perfectly lobbed snowballs will become.

Healing magic is one you might not see coming-- enchanting a snowball with healing magic can result in positive mood enhancements. Give your enemies a blast of zen to lower their guard and make them an easy target!

A dark magic user might think to add a little hex to their snowball; give themselves an edge... too bad, without practice, that hex might be a little too heavy and burst over the maker before it even leaves their hand! Hope you know how to fix it.

Alchemists are welcome to change the shape of those snowballs. Maybe try and craft them into something a little more stealthy or projectile. Too bad that snow seems to want to turn into a batch of butterflies and be free... magic sure is tricky! But hey, they sure are pretty.

In the end, it seems while adventurers will be able to get plenty of practice in, some of that practice is going to come from trying to stop the side effects of mixing their powers with the magic snow; welcome to your first lesson in control. If one is going to use magic in conjunction with already magically imbued things, they ought to know the right amount, seems Merlin wants you all to learn in a trial by snowball error.

Those who practice their magic and participate in the snowball fight will be given hot chocolate, warm soup, fresh baked goods, or other treats to warm them up after their training is done. But don’t slack off! You’re like to find your hot chocolate spiced with pickle flavor, that warm treat suddenly turns to ice cream in your mouth. Avalonians want that practice to happen, and are willing to add some incentive... whether that means the carrot or the icicle.

All throughout the City of Camelot is a buzz of excitement about the oncoming winter solstice on the 21st. Citizens will tell you of the winter solstice's importance in cleansing the flow of Avalon's magic each year and absorbing sunlight to increase its potency. In other words, the winter solstice generates a significant amount of magic if the proper ritual is followed, so the visitors from other worlds really should head on over to Albion's White Cliffs.

A ⦿ The Darkness in the White Cliffs

The first task that you'll experience during the ritual is asking the Cliff Beast's permission to enter the cliffs. Though they look wholly solid on the outside, these cliffs contain a veritable labyrinth of magical caves that weave in and out of the chalky cliffs. As there is danger within these walls, it is recommended no one go alone. The Cliff Beast will only open a door to the caves for parties of two or more who present him with a gift. The gift doesn't need to be something significant, just a show of courtesy-- a lovely rock or a seashell will do, placed at the base of the cliff. The only gifts he will outright reject are precious gems and metals. Honestly, they make him a little nauseous-- and you don't want to see a cliff beast nauseous. In fact, if you try it, the Cliff Beast will suddenly burst into a rockslide right near where the gem was left. Watch out!

Once you gain entrance, you will find there is no light within the caves and the door seems to close behind you. Non-magical lights won't illuminate anything within these caves, so you will need to either navigate through the darkness or find a magical means to light your path. Be wary-- traveling in the dark will be a much safer journey if you can find your way through the caves and keep track of your companions. The reason there is no light are the bat-like creatures that eat energy like fire and electricity. With the magical light attracting them and nothing to consume, they'll be very aggressive and swarm anything emitting heat.. like an unsuspecting traveler. Make too much noise, and the Cliff Beast will spit you out back onto the sand and you'll have to start over.

B ⦿ "For a greedy man, even his tomb is too small."

Those who persist within the caves will eventually come upon a room whose ceiling glistens with bioluminiscent microbes that are too small for the bats to eat. These little glowing creatures create reflections in the room that show just what it contains-- glimmerings of precious gems, gold, and other treasure cover the walls and floor, save for a large flat stone altar in the center. There are many hand-crafted clay cups filled with what appears to be water. The side of the alter has a very simple message: "TAKE ONE CUP TO THE SPRING, LEAVE THE REST. SPILL NO DROP." Sure enough, this matches with the instructions you were given about the ritual: Take a cup of waters harvested by the Asrai, a fairy that lives within the walls of the cliffs that cultivates it every year to bring to the Red Springs for the Winter Solstice.

There is no clear warning about what will happen if you take anything besides your one cup. However, characters who disobey this instruction and take any of the riches within the cave will initially experience severe symptoms such as magical blockage, an endless common cold, and food turning to ash in their mouth. They will experience dreams in which they are urged to return the treasure and a day later, advanced symptoms if it goes on for too long have been known to result in vomiting frogs and snakes, insomnia, speaking in tongues despite the translation spell, bleeding from the ears, and eventually death.

C ⦿ Drink Up

Those who listen and take the Asrai's cups to the Red Springs will notice while carrying the cups, all creatures and threats will leave you in peace. Neither rain nor snow will touch you, parting from your path in both the sky and on the ground. The effects will only last as long as you don't spill a single drop. The ritual can still be completed, but the protections only work if you don't spill-- otherwise you'll be fighting off weather, creatures, other people, and whatever else you encounter as the effects of a spilled cup will cause those around you to try to steal your cup without thought for your safety, even if they might not even think to do normally.

Upon arriving at the Red Springs, a party of people there to guide those who have made the ritual's journey to a particular pool within the vicinity of the springs. Characters will be directed to take a sip, then pour the rest into the Spring alongside your peers, finally throwing the clay cup itself into the spring. Throughout the day, you will begin to feel strangely giddy, but it will pass. Nothing much will seem like it happens otherwise, but the guides assure you that you will understand on the night of the winter solstice when the ritual is complete and your body becomes a conduit to purify and rejuvenate Avalon's magic.

For now, as thanks, the guides offer you one of the celebratory gifts they have to offer-- free drinks (this time of the age-appropriate alcoholic or sugary variety), a free night's stay at the Red Springs, a yule log, an escort, a Recipe: Snow Dance. (Effect: Snow Dance will cause small flurries to pick up where the spell is cast, resulting in decreased visibility. Only works if snow is already present, as it cannot generate elements.) The choice is yours. Pick one.

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*This Everwarm does not count toward your potion collection for those who wish to take up potion brewing. You must obtain Everwarm from the Elphame Trader's to count.
**Jackets come in a variety of neutral colors, enchanted with a fit-adjustment spell that will adjust to your character's size.

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I'm not drinking anything anyone gives me. What the hell are you doing? Calling the maitre'd?

[he flinches a bit at the mention of powers and struggles to his feet]

Look... get lost. You're not-- We're not-- It's not the same. It's different. It-- Go away.

[He glares. Maitre'd, really.]

[The glare softens and he reaches out to help, stopping just short to actually touching him. He doesn't think it would be wanted.]

But we are--

We're not. We never were. It's all-- [he makes a vague gesture. Then turns his ankle on a loose stone and stumbles]

Forget it.

[He catches him under the arm.]

I will NOT forget it, Alec- [Crowley, but then that's not his last name anymore and Aziraphale isn't sure what his full name is now.]

We are friends. Or not-friends. That was never contingent on whether or not I was dating Crowley-- We were friends before that.

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No...that was-- that didn't count. That's not who I am. That life doesn't exist. You're not even who you are. [he could tell-- he wasn't sure what it was. There was something about him. Something different. More confident maybe. Or maybe it was just him]

It's fine. Just let me alone.

Why should I? Then we're both alone and I frankly am tired of it.

At least this way we show up to the proverbial party knowing we could talk to at least one person in the room. I'm not that different from who I was.

And... [He smiles innocently] if you're talking to me, there's no reason for a well-meaning stranger to come pester the poor, lonely wallflower--you.

[he scowled]

I hate you. Did you know that? You are the biggest pain in the ass I've ever met. [ Which means, he gives in. In a sense. He moves his arm away and takes another step back]

Just don't touch me. And don't use any of that... don't do anything to me ...with your...whatever.

[Excuse him for looking extremely pleased. He knows he's won, or at least gotten his foot in the door.] Just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing, I've been told.

Alright. [He'll keep his hands to himself, folded over his front like he always does.] And I promised you. Even if I did have miracles at my disposal, which I don't, I wouldn't revive you.

Good. [A violent shiver went through him so hard his teeth did rattle and he hunched his shoulders]

I'm g-going to f-find s-s-somewhere w-warm.

Yes. I think we best. Can't be catching cold.

I heard mention of a taxi service or some such. Maybe we can catch a ride to somewhere indoors. [Without actually touching, he attempts to usher Alec towards the stairs, but lets him go first of course. Someone has to be ready to catch him if he falls.]

I wonder if they'll have cocoa! Oh, I do hope so.

My God. You're even more annoying than you were before. I honestly didn't think that was possible.

[he allowed himself to be ushered if only because he didn't want to argue with the man]

I don't have money for a cab. I'll walk.

[He rolls his eyes.] Really, now. I am exactly as annoying as I ever was. You're just extra peevish because you look like a drowned cat.

And you most certainly will NOT walk. You're in no fit state to walk anywhere, let alone-- No, if they require payment, I'll... figure something out. Barter.

No you're definitely more annoying. It's like biting into a sugar cube. Makes my teeth hurt.

[He was too cheerful for a start. Too... to something. Something that Alec didn't have a word for and didn't want to look to deeply into.

Another full body shudder goes through him that he ignores and he snorts]

What are you going to barter with? Your body?

[he half turns as he reaches the top of the stairs and looks down at him critically

A congested sniff]

We'd get a good half mile.

Shows that you should take better care of your teeth.

[He glares up at him and, not for the first time, considers the merits of wringing that neck. Not very angelic, so best not.] Further than you'd get us.

No, I was thinking I'd barter my ring. [Which he twists on his finger, the presence of it new after all his time without it.] You know, in all my time, I've seen very few cultures that weren't at least a little enchanted with rare metals and jewelry. I'm sure gold has some value here.

You are not selling your bloody ring. I'd rather walk. I don't need your sacrifice. [he shakes his head]

Forget it.

Don't tell me what to do. It's not just for you anyway. You don't think I want to walk, either, do you?

[He beams as he notices the carriages]

Look, Alec, they're carriages! Aren't they quaint? Reminds me of [The 19th century.] ...Central Park. Come on, I think they're distributing something, too. Perhaps we have a welcome packet, new clothes--you know, this may not be as awful as you're like to think it is. Let's go see.

[And of course as there's a crowd, he's looking for a familiar shock of red hair and hiding his disappointment when he doesn't immediately spot Crowley in the crowd.]

[he still won't be party to it. He follows Fell only reluctantly, lingering on the edges of the crowd instead of following him further. He's close enough however to see that he was looking for someone and three guesses as to whom.

He sighed and came up to Fell's side]

He'll show up. Come on let's get this over with. I am going to get you the thing back if we have to sell it so shut up and don't argue.

[A sigh. He gives a smile in appreciation for the support.]

I know he will. He always does: probably will slither in fashionably late with pastries and an air of trouble. I'd just hoped he'd already be here.

[He misses Crowley so much when he's not around. But Alec's right.
Time to get on with this. He heads over to where supplies are being handed out, and after the handsome Archimedes has given them their phone, coat and such, and moved along a ways away, Aziraphale turns to Alec and gives a little nose wrinkle. Hoping to lighten the mood, he teases:]

What a shame our ride seems to be free. Bartering that half-mile suddenly looks a little more appealing.

[he wonders what that would be like, to have someone who was looking for him. Waiting happily. Missing him even.

But those kinds of dreams were meant for people who didn't cause nightmares]

Ugh leave your fantasies to yourself. I don't even want to think about it.

[he looks at the carriage with some trepidation... or more accurately the horse.]

Are you sure you don't want to walk?

[He laughs and then blushes when people turn to look.]

Oh, don't tell me you don't like horses. Crowley doesn't care for them either, and they don't much like him, I think. [A cheeky grin.] But I'll protect you.

Come on, you, into the carriage. You can wear my coat too. Should keep you nice and cozy.

[what the hell was he doing laughing so happily? Alec flushed himself and looked away, then went even redder at the thought of being protected and the coat. God]

Keep your coat to yourself. I don't want your help

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