avalaughs | it's friday

1. Look, signal flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was an awful idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.

2. Step 1 was make out with him. so now I just need to help him figure out step 2.

3. She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her banana. That's not possible, right?

4. I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?

5. Text him!

I don't think so, but it wouldn't hurt to see for yourself if it's true.

It MIGHT hurt. The way she said it, it almost seemed threatening.

Buuut nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?

That's right. Don't let your curiosity go unanswered! What's the worst that could happen, anyway?

[ ...Ryouma. ]

Nothing a little healing magic can't undo... Probably.

Well, if you end up needing that, you can come to me. Since I'm the one that encouraged you and all.

stick his hand down your pants.

( simples )

I'm pretty sure he'd explode. Not in a good way!

See, it's easy to freak him out, so we're taking things slow.

( does not compute. she's never hooked up with anyone who wants to take things slow. )

... stick your hand down his pants?

Hard to say if he'd be on board with that either, even if I asked first. We agreed I'd let him set the pace, so I don't want to be too pushy.

got nothing, then.
suppose you could try that romancing him crap.
flowers and all of that.

Hey, you might actually be on to something. I gave him a rose once and he got pretty obsessed with it. Planted it outside my house, and now it's an entire rosebush.

( that sounds fucking terrible, she's sorry for your lot, Claude. )

outside your house?

( and you might want to google stalking, just her opinion tho. )