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A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival  KERPLUNK, SPLASH! Regardless of what you were in the middle of, you and your familiar have been magically pulled into the world of Avalon just above the Bay's chilly waters. After a brief plunge into the Bay, the rush of water filling your ears and soaking up into every creak and crevice of your body, you may need to cough to clear your airways when you rise above the surface. It's paralyzingly cold for a few seconds before you're approached by the Lady of the Lake beneath the water's surface. She puts a vial of a vibrant, glowing red Everwarm* potion to your character's lips.
The icy water doesn't feel so icy once consumed and you'll be able to move your limbs enough to swim to shore on your own. She can't stick around to explain, she's got to get this to all the new arrivals! Many of which you'll see plopping in around you. If you can't swim, a handful of helpful ice turtles will scoop you up from beneath and drop you off at the shore. It's a fast process, though they do take their time as they need to go around hitting the ice that keeps forming on the surface with their shells to keep the surface open for the falling arrivals. If anyone tries to ask the Lady of the Lake for directions, she will direct you to Archimedes at the Rent-a-Ride. If anyone with Animal Magic asks the turtles, they will give the full spiel, but very slowly, and they like to get off topic and gossip about other turtles you've never heard of. The shores themselves are littered with new arrivals complaining their way up a staircase carved into the walls of the White Cliffs. There is no railing, so be careful, but if you do fall, be prepared for a mysterious sand hand to reach out of the side of the cliffs to catch you. The hand will pat you atop the head twice before retreating back into the wall. This is the Cliff Beast; despite the name, he is quite friendly.

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B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot

Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of ear buds and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go.

These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console, with a special feature for warm winter drinks like hot apple toddy and butter beer. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk.

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C ⦿ The Red Spring

The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Newcomers get free inn rooms for their one night stay on the way to Camelot, containing two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and movies.   Don't want to relax in the room? Take a dip in the communal hot spring. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! The springs are also home to a large training grounds just outside town limits, where there are teachers who will teach basic magic safety and help you discover what kind of magic you have together with other new arrivals. Try target practice, obstacle courses, meditation circles, and other ways to try to figure out just what you can do... if you didn't already have an accidental discovery on the ride there.

 

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Last month, players were invited into the fae territories in Elphame for the first time for the Winter Solstice celebrations while King Arthur and Queen Elphame enter talks regarding the next steps toward saving the multiverse. In the meantime, a special camp hosted King Arthur's knights has been created on the riverbank just inside of the Forest of the Felled to act as a midway point for travelers going between the two points.

 

A ⦿ Snow More Cold
	The Forest Camp is quite a stunning outpost for Camelot. Given the snowy, cold weather, the campsites have been built with the knowledge of some of the snowier fae in mind and have resulted in what some are referring to as "Igloo Glamping." Artfully carved out group rooms, dining halls, and storage for supplies, and more have been carved out of snow to create a surprisingly warm solution to keeping safe as a Forest halfway point. Admittedly, it's not the your standard glamp-- but there are TVs, board games, and long fur-lined beds to keep you and four other people warm cuddled up together at night! There's also a snow port-a-potty that you probably don't want to face, but sometimes we face challenges in life. There are also a number of planned activities to keep people out of trouble while they stay.
...Or if they do get themselves into trouble, they can also end up in snow jail, a special igloo built with extremely tough ice stalagmites that will be hard to break out of until authorities can come pick you up and take you back to Camelot.

 

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B ⦿ The Great Avalon Bake-Off
One of these activities is inspired by a surprising store of buried baking supplies like flour, sugar, butter, yeast, and eggs that was found in the forest. It's been there a long while, but it seems to have been protected through magical preservation, so there's really only one thing to do about it: a bake-off! It's a little tricky out in the snow, so outside of the igloos, a trench has been dug and all contestants have been given a campfire. Alchemists have helped by creating clay ovens in the snow for contestants to bake their culinary creations in. The most impressive confections (not just the top scorer) will earn a copy of (Spell) Thirst. This spell can make someone feel thirsty, even if they aren't.

 

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C ⦿ Ingredient Hunt 2022
	The real trick is finding ingredients to make your confection something to stand out and come up on top of the contest, which you may need to wander into the Forest of the Felled to look for. There are a variety of winter berries able to be found, herbs and flowers buried under the snow if you can find them, and most importantly, a couple of truffle bushes from which chocolate and vanilla truffles can be harvested. There are quite a few tasty flavors to be found throughout the forest, and since it hasn't been repopulated yet due to the harsh winter, it's relatively safe to wander around no matter who you are. If you feel like you need protection though, maybe ask around camp to find someone who can fight for you.
Just be wary as there are a few ingredients you can find in the forest that may cause a few unintended side-effects to your taste-testers: Cider Berries: These berries appear to have a fiery glow coming from within. That is because they will temporary cause anyone who consumes them to breathe fire when they exhale for about 10 minutes straight... definitely a problem when you're living in an igloo. They have a great apple-y smell though! Strangler Figs: These fig trees grow around other plants and strangling them as if they were anacondas around prey. They produce the most brilliant looking and tasting figs, even in the winter time. Unfortunately, having been in Avalon long enough, they have absorbed magic into their roots and are now able to defend their fruit by creeping up anyone who touches them and trapping them in their grip. They cannot move while you are looking at them, so don't blink and hope you can outrun them. Little Leeks: These are very, very small leaks that seem to be hanging out in small vials found about an inch beneath the surface of the snow. They all seem to have different faces painted on the front of the vials, though the vials do seem to be a part of their body. The simple faces match the effect you'll get-- a crying face will result in your character having an uncontrollable sob fest, a happy face may make it seem like nothing phases them, some angry eyebrows on a frown could result in your character wanting to fight everyone in a fit of anger, and so on. The most tragic part is that these will continue effecting you until they are fully digested-- so it could take hours to stop bawling.

 

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Back in Camelot and Elphame, trouble is brewing of a different variety.

 

A ⦿ Calls You Daddy
Strange eggs with even stranger tiny legs have started wandering into the city and making their way into peoples' homes. Inn rooms, houses, apartments, tents, tree trunks, igloos, even townships have found residents waking up with a tiny little egg snuggled up to their side to keep warm in the morning.  These eggs act just like babies too-- they cry when they need to be fed (they'll roll around in the food to absorb it), are extremely picky about their food (and each egg has its own unique palette), need to be cleaned after eating, and they need to be kept warm or they will perish.
One touch of an egg to direct skin will result in a parental instinct being imprinted upon whoever touches them, so you may find yourself wanting to care for this egg as much as it wants you to care for it. Eggs come in a variety of colors and designs and will seek out at least two parents, so you may find yourself in an unlikely relationship for the next week or so until they hatch...

 

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B ⦿ Aurora Bearealis
	After about a week, the eggs all seem to be antsier than before. Many of their legs disappear and their colors start to glow gently at night, as if some kind of strange nightlight. Eventually, the top of the egg will burst open and out of it will hatch a slightly oddly shaped bear creature, which looks almost like a living teddy bear. The bears themselves have strange glowing markings that match the outside of the egg that they used to be in, and when they step out, a mysterious flow of light comes out of them- like an aurora borealis. At this point, there are two real problems that have started: Touching the aurora borealis lights will also make you glow with aurora borealis lights for 48 hours. They are bears and they act like bears and they get into everything and fight everyone like bears, except their perceived parents.

 

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C ⦿ Go on, Git. CW: Mentions of poaching, beheading in last paragraph.
	These fierce little aurora bears are causing destruction and pain in both Elphame and Camelot alike, so a decision has to be made: the bears need to be led by their parents and some fighters out to the nearest forest and set free to live in the wild, as they probably were intended to. Those in Camelot who release their bears there will find a heart-wrenching goodbye interrupted by a rather dramatic battle. The natural predator of aurora bears, the flaming lions known as Fogueria, have come out of the Land of Rot to hunt them down. I hope you brought someone with you to help save both you and your beary good friend from this flaming enemy. Fogueria cannot be defeated without using magic, so you've got your battle set out for you!
For those who have taken to Elphame, they are not faring much better. As it turns out, these little eggs have made quite the impression on some goblin poachers released from prison last month. These goblins are hunting down the newly released bears for capture to sell them as circus side-shows, food, and more to more devilish creatures. They love gold much more than they love anything else, except perhaps the fierce beast that accompanies their party to help them devour anyone who would try to stop them: a gashadokuro, a fierce skeletal demon formed of the bones of fallen travelers. It is known to bite off the heads of travelers and drinks blood. You'll have to defeat the whole party to ensure your newly released bears remain safe.

 

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[dienw]

[ she felt her heart flutter a touch at the squeeze to her hand, and finally nodded, taking gareth's hand and climbing up onto stoirm's back behind the knight. ]

Good idea. Taking our time sounds nice, really... [ even with everything that had just happened... it was beautiful scenery. it wasn't at all like the roaring blizzard she saw nearly every time she closed her eyes, the raging wind in her ears that drowned everything else out. it was peaceful. normal.

absently, she hooked chastiefol into a loop on her sword belts and slipped her arms around gareth's waist to hold on. ]

[beaumains]

We've certainly earned our right to...

[ Thanks to Stoirm's thunderbolt before, there was only the blackened clearing to travel through, and none of the sordid remains of the battle. Just a nice, gentle padding up towards the campsite. Gareth's armor and gear were set to trail behind them, Stoirm using a simple magnetic field to hold them close, so that Gareth could focus both on riding and staying warm, something her armor definitely would not be helping.

She leaned back, slightly, against Artoria... she could hardly remember the last time she rode with someone like this. It had to have been...

Right. Lady Lyonesse. ]

Tell me, Artoria... is there a girl named Lyonesse at all, that traveled with the Gareth you knew?

[ She didn't expect a positive answer. If it was going to be a dangerous quest, she doubted even the Lostbelt Gareth would have let Lyonesse tag along. ]

[dienw]

[ no one's projecting anything here. ]

Lyonesse, Lyonesse... [ she hummed in thought behind gareth, face scrunching up briefly in concentration. ] I don't think so? When she caught up to us after we left Gloucester, she made it sound like she had been on her own... and I don't remember anyone by that name in Londinium...? Sorry, I don't know.

[beaumains]

[ On her own, huh? Hmm... Gareth let that thought settle for a moment. But, in truth, while Lyonesse had been part of what inspired her to keep pushing for her recognition as a knight, everything she'd heard thus far lead her to understand something... ]

Perhaps... that's for the best. But regardless, it sounds like she found someone worth becoming a knight for, just as I had in Lady Lyonesse.

She found it in you. I... can't say how I know that, but it feels true. Like I can already understand how she thought....

[dienw]

[ artoria nodded, at last, into gareth's shoulder, even as she felt her face heat up yet again. this way with words wasn't something she had known the gareth of fairy britain to have. ]

... Britain was already dead. I think she knew that as much as I did... but she wanted to stand up for it anyway. For me. And I... [ she closed her eyes, drawing in a deep breath as she stayed close. she was tired, and sore, and even if this wasn't quite the gareth she knew... she felt safe. ] I had to ring six bells. One for each clan. The bodies of dead clan leaders would... become the bells, when placed.

Gareth was... she was the last of the Mirror Clan. And their bell was missing. I knew I didn't let her fall, but... once I was back in Londinium, and saw her, I... [ there had been no time to mourn. there never was. ] I carried her body up the bell tower. And she just became another step on my pilgrimage. She was more than that, she deserved better, but... I...

[beaumains]

[ It was... maybe worryingly easy for her to hear about the Lostbelt Gareth's death. She wasn't certain if that was an aspect of coming to terms with her own tragic end, or if it was something else entirely, but she didn't feel herself shaken by it. Honestly... she couldn't help but feel slightly envious. ]

She died in battle, didn't she? Fighting for the sake of others... as a knight should...

[dienw]

... Yeah. Londinium was attacked, while I was away with Percival, the Chaldeans and most of our strength. We lost everyone who was there, but... she went down fighting. Protecting the civilians... and making sure we would have a place to come back to. [ she felt her arms tighten around gareth's waist, briefly. ]

[beaumains]

[ Gareth moved a hand to cover one of Artoria's own, brushing over her knuckles. ]

It's okay... That same feeling that assures me of her reasons for fighting, it assures me she died with no regrets...

... In truth, I only wish I could say my own passing were so noble...

[ Artoria had to have noticed by then, right? That she was also a Heroic Spirit, which meant... ]

[dienw]

[ artoria had... assumed, at least. and the feeling of gareth's hand over hers was... nice. and a lot. ]

... I don't regret anything about mine, either. Then again, it's the last thing I remember, so... maybe I'll change my mind. [ she managed an awkward, small laugh and took a breath, in and out. ] ... I'm sure Ritsuka and the others finished the job.

[beaumains]

[ Well that broke the moroseness of the previous mood, didn't it? Gareth nearly jerked her neck looking back at Artoria, gasping. ]

Y-you know her, then? My Master! You know them, right?!

[dienw]

[ WHOA OKAY. artoria reared back, eyes wide. she blinked once, twice, before stammering to try to find her words. ]

Um. Yes? [ did she not mention that. she felt herself grow more and more embarrassed, eyes averting again. ] S-she and proper human history's Tristan were my first supporters, after I set off... but since she didn't know who I was, and the forest had taken her memories, I just... tried to be normal, for a few days? I didn't tell her who I was... and she didn't hate me for hiding it.

[beaumains]

That definitely sounds like her. [ Gareth's smile was like a sunbeam, despite the dark and moonlight surrounding them. ]

She's really quite amazing! She's here to! Though... ah, she won't recognize you, I'm afraid. We haven't visited the British Lostbelt yet... honestly, we're not even really capable of approaching it.

[ Not that time meant much in the Wandering Sea, but she knew for sure Ritsuka would have mentioned the British Lostbelt if she'd seen it, yet. ]

[dienw]

[ that never changed either, artoria thought. she mirrored the smile, a little smaller. it stung to know ritsuka wouldn't recognize her if they met here, but... well. ritsuka wasn't a difficult person to befriend. it would be fine. ]

... I think that's because... it wasn't a Lostbelt anymore...? I didn't really get all of the terms Chaldea threw around, but Morgan changed it. It wasn't not a dead end, it was more like... a viable alternative to proper human history...?

[beaumains]

I can't really... pretend to understand any of what that means. [ Gareth rubbed at the back of her head, slightly. ]

In truth, magecraft and the like was always my weak point, at least among my fellow Knights of the Round.

[dienw]

[ she should have told gareth the cost in lives and bodies of what it meant. of the tragedy that britain's inevitable collapse in flames and curses really led to.

it would have been possible for the fairies to leave. for anyone to survive at all. that chaldea, this time, was not responsible for destroying a world. that the cost of inaction, even for those in fairy britain, was far higher than if chaldea had done what they had done.

that there was meaning, despite the horror and futility of it all.

instead, artoria only let out an awkward laugh, flashing a smile. ]

Then don't worry about it, Gareth! It's over for me... and it won't be Chaldea's problem for a while. Let's leave the complicated stuff to Da Vinci.

[beaumains]

[ Another smile, another one that seemed so bright. ]

I think I can manage that, then! I definitely prefer to leave that sort of thing to those who can make sense of it.

[ Which brought her to her next thought... ]

And while we're both here, working to reverse this calamity, I'll be sure to protect you, too! I may not be the Gareth you knew, but I'm still a knight, and I'll do what I can for you, no matter what!

[dienw]

[ well! that snapped artoria out of those darker layers of her thoughts very quickly, as she turned bright red again. even with how vulnerable they've both been, and the physical intimacy of so much of this. ]

Eh? Really? Just like that? Wow... you Knights of the Round Table are something else...

[beaumains]

[ Gareth nodded, enthusiastic. ]

A knight is a defender, someone who protects, in the name of justice and chivalry. It should be a knight's second nature to extend their hand to those in need, always!

These are the ideals I grew up wanting to embody, shaped by my training under Lancelot, and my brother, and in the name of my King.

But... even setting all that aside, I know that's who I truly am...

[ She turned her head forward again, taking in a deep breath. ]

And the selfish part of me also wants to help you...

[dienw]

[ oh. oh that was. a lot. okay. artoria tilted her head to stare downwards, trying to will herself to look less crimson. ]

... Y-you don't even know me, [ she may have had the king of knights' name, and her face, but... she was not her, or even very similar at all. outside of the way the expectations on her shoulders mirrored that other girl's, a world and centuries away. while in contrast... this gareth was very, very much like the friend she lost. ] and you're already...!

[ she practically vibrated behind gareth, a flustered mess. ]

... I'm... in your care, then. B-better not slack off, if you want me to return the favor!

[beaumains]

[ Gareth couldn't help a small giggle. More than anything, this girl, with the face and name of her King was... really cute, wasn't she? In that moment, just hearing her say things like that made her heart feel lighter, walking through the moonlit, snowy forest...

It was like something from a story, wasn't it? ]

You'll never catch me sleeping on the job, my lady! You can always count on me!

[dienw]

Hmm? Are you sure, Gareth? Because I remember you sleeping on the job earlier! It made things a lot harder, you know!

[ there was no bite to any of it, but... so much for that idyllic atmosphere. gareth should remember artoria's admission of how much it had worried her, and that she had handled it fine enough with only stoirm's help. she was just the type to go... aggressively stupid when she was embarrassed.

even so, she didn't let go. ]

[beaumains]

Ah, that doesn't count! I hadn't made my knight's promise yet, right?

[ Honestly it had been pretty scary, but... It felt good, all the same, to be able to joke about it at all, in hindsight. She didn't get to have that liberty, not usually. Sure, she'd joke around with her fellow knights after a battle, but this felt... different, didn't it?

There was no mistaking it, with the way Artoria responded this... definitely wasn't her King. It made it that much easier to let comments like that slip. ]

[dienw]

[ artoria did her level best to maintain the flustered façade of anger, but started to crack up, laughing openly into gareth's shoulder as the embarrassed tension drained out of her. it was hard to remember the last time she just... enjoyed herself nearly this much. was it edinburgh? ]

Like I said... I don't want anything to happen to you, either. I'll look out for you too, got that? [ she thought she could see the lights of the encampment from around the next bend... ]

[beaumains]

If agreeing to that puts my lady's heart at ease, then I'll allow it! [ Gareth laughed as well. She'd... she'd never heard her uncle sound quite like this girl did. She felt as if she was witnessing something wholly new, and wonderful. It was no wonder the Gareth of that world was quick to befriend this girl, to swear to be her knight... ]

Ah, speaking of, there's space in the igloo I'm in. Would you prefer to stay with me?

[dienw]

[ as much as she had delighted in having her own room and an actual bed to enjoy for herself when they passed through salisbury... knowing of the eternal rest that awaited her back in the other avalon, sleeping alone lacked much appeal now. ]

I... ehhh, if you're sure you don't mind...?