you're the reason i lose never have i ever

[morns]

never have i ever.



Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.


HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[eightfoldfiend]

A foolish game but one I cannot lose.

Never have I ever eaten a meal prior to coming to Avalon.

[notquitetamed]

I'd rather just do the straight up I can out drink everyone sort of game. [And none of this sharing too many things about himself sort of stupid game. Still, he's drinking because Monstrums have to eat too.]</small

[eightfoldfiend]

Boring.

I'd win that game just as easily.

[Said with the boisterous confidence of a war devil who has never had a proper human body before and thus doesn't know he's a lightweight.]

[notquitetamed]

[Now that's a challenge he can get behind.]

I doubt it, but I'm not going to deny you the opportunity to attempt to show how superior to me you are.

[eightfoldfiend]

All mortals are inferior to me.

[notquitetamed]

Sure they are. [He laughs at the thought that anyone could beat him at drinking. He doesn't even need Monstrum form's extra durability to pull this off.]

Should we continue this dumb game or would you rather just skip the tell all about our pasts and put me in my place?

[eightfoldfiend]

Let us skip the drink and assume my victory.

I wish to know about your past.

[notquitetamed]

[Yeah, screw that. But if Yuber wants to play it this way, then Hawk can try a different strategy.] I'm not talking about it until we're both a lot more drunk than this and I don't do cop outs like assuming anyone's victory.

[eightfoldfiend]

Bah! You humans and your fondness for inebriation. I doubt I'll ever understand it.

But fine. Let's drink.

[notquitetamed]

[He has a feeling Yuber will understand by the time they are done. After all, Hawk did gain some extra tolerance for drink after becoming a Monstrum.]

Then I'll give you a freebie about me. I drink to deal with my annoyance after fighting a pathetic opponent.

[And with that, he'll take a generous drink from his bottle.]

[eightfoldfiend]

Do you find many opponents are pathetic?

[He watches Hawk drink, wrinkles his nose and takes a deep, equally generous sip in an attempt to match pace.]

[notquitetamed]

Most of them are. Once I was surrounded by the commander of the garrison soldiers and the second in command for the knights. Cut them all down in moments and led them on a wild goose chase. Would have thought at least Belger would be worth my time.

[And now he'll take another generous drink.]

[eightfoldfiend]

Tch. Soldiers and knights. They all assume they can fight but they are rarely a challenge.

[He takes another deep drink and scowls.]

This is hog's piss. Do you drink this stuff often?