you're the reason i lose never have i ever

[morns]

never have i ever.



Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.


HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

Yuber | Suikoden

[eightfoldfiend]

[eightfoldfiend]

A foolish game but one I cannot lose.

Never have I ever eaten a meal prior to coming to Avalon.

[notquitetamed]

I'd rather just do the straight up I can out drink everyone sort of game. [And none of this sharing too many things about himself sort of stupid game. Still, he's drinking because Monstrums have to eat too.]</small

[eightfoldfiend]

Boring.

I'd win that game just as easily.

[Said with the boisterous confidence of a war devil who has never had a proper human body before and thus doesn't know he's a lightweight.]

[notquitetamed]

[Now that's a challenge he can get behind.]

I doubt it, but I'm not going to deny you the opportunity to attempt to show how superior to me you are.

[eightfoldfiend]

All mortals are inferior to me.

[notquitetamed]

Sure they are. [He laughs at the thought that anyone could beat him at drinking. He doesn't even need Monstrum form's extra durability to pull this off.]

Should we continue this dumb game or would you rather just skip the tell all about our pasts and put me in my place?

[eightfoldfiend]

Let us skip the drink and assume my victory.

I wish to know about your past.

[notquitetamed]

[Yeah, screw that. But if Yuber wants to play it this way, then Hawk can try a different strategy.] I'm not talking about it until we're both a lot more drunk than this and I don't do cop outs like assuming anyone's victory.

[eightfoldfiend]

Bah! You humans and your fondness for inebriation. I doubt I'll ever understand it.

But fine. Let's drink.

[notquitetamed]

[He has a feeling Yuber will understand by the time they are done. After all, Hawk did gain some extra tolerance for drink after becoming a Monstrum.]

Then I'll give you a freebie about me. I drink to deal with my annoyance after fighting a pathetic opponent.

[And with that, he'll take a generous drink from his bottle.]

[eightfoldfiend]

Do you find many opponents are pathetic?

[He watches Hawk drink, wrinkles his nose and takes a deep, equally generous sip in an attempt to match pace.]

[notquitetamed]

Most of them are. Once I was surrounded by the commander of the garrison soldiers and the second in command for the knights. Cut them all down in moments and led them on a wild goose chase. Would have thought at least Belger would be worth my time.

[And now he'll take another generous drink.]

[eightfoldfiend]

Never have I ever experienced the emotion humans call "love".

[weenwoon]

[...Takes a shot slowly. Sir, are you alright?]

Would one be accurate in assuming you are not human, then?

[eightfoldfiend]

Yes, and I am glad I'm not human.

[weenwoon]

May I ask what you are?

[eightfoldfiend]

Different.

Most humans call me a devil.

[weenwoon]

[A devil? Hythlodaeus taps his cheek thoughtfully.]

I am rather unfamiliar with the concept. A subspecies of humanity?

[eightfoldfiend]

A--what!?

[Low snarl.]

Absolutely not.

When they call me that they mean I'm a monster who preys upon them.

[weenwoon]

[As has often been the case, Hythlodaeus is quite glad to have his mask to hide some of his features. It's not as though he is entirely unfamiliar with violence now, but... He's yet to encounter someone to take pride in it. Nevertheless he can, what is the wording... ah yes, play it cool.]

You are not biologically different, then?

[eightfoldfiend]

Hmph!

[Well there's a sensitive subject.]

Not here, no.

But before this loathsome place took so much from me I was very different. My body was a physical manifestation of...of chaos.

Even the most simple minded human could feel my dread aura from across the battlefield.

[weenwoon]

[Well, this person should either be friends with Emet-Selch, or never meet him ever.]

Ah, I see. 'Tis true that many of us have had... rather a lot taken from us. I, too, find myself confined to a body that is not truly my own.

[He breathes out quietly; best not to think about it.]

But 'tis curious to me that you would name chaos as something to be dreaded. Do the humans of your star see it as such?

[eightfoldfiend]

They do, but I do not mind the fear. In fact I thrive on it...

[A small pause.]

Of course if they were wiser or smarter they'd see things differently. The entire world is caught up in a struggle between Order and Chaos and Order has been winning. If they were to stomp me and everything I represent out of existence they'd be signing their own death warrant. Humanity cannot live without discord.

[eightfoldfiend]

...Never have I ever been to Harmonia on purpose.