TEST DRIVE MEME ⚔️️ 15
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A ⦿ Soaking in Your Arrival
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The icy water doesn't feel so icy once consumed and you'll be able to move your limbs enough to swim to shore on your own. She can't stick around to explain, she's got to get this to all the new arrivals! Many of which you'll see plopping in around you. | |
B ⦿ The Caravan to Camelot
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Once everyone is wrangled up to the top of the White Cliffs, the handsome owner of the Rent-a-Ride, Archimedes, will distribute smart phones and a pair of ear buds and tell them to "Check the Shit Box." The "Shit Box" refers to wardrobe more formally known as the Wardrobe of Finding, a hammerspace-like wardrobe that opens to each person's items and pets when the person touches the handle. It was recently enchanted by Merlin to prevent people from having to fish their waterlogged possessions and pets out of the water with them. From there, Archimedes directs everyone to settle in groups into modernized carriages pulled by horses and gives them a basic explanation of why and how they've been brought to Avalon: The rest of the universe is frozen in time and your character has been brought here by a familiar that was able to bond with them. They'll have to learn magic to help save their own world from destruction, but first they've got to get them to Camelot. It is here that you have the first opportunity to decide who they will be in their new home. You'll have about an hour to wander around here, meet and greet, and pet the horses before it's time to go. |
These carriages use fae technology that combats weight, so your character will be able to get in regardless of whether they're light as a feather or weigh two tons. The carts have air conditioning when it's hot, heating when it's cold, and a mystical shield to protect from bugs. There is also a mini-bar that pops out of the console, with a special feature for warm winter drinks like hot apple toddy and butter beer. Characters can use their smartphones to connect to Camelot's internet service, avalononline (AOL), to chat with other characters, watch dumb videos, learn about the world, contact Camelot Support (they'll answer any questions they can for you, from how to use a smart phone to where to find quests and resources to learn more about your magic). Be careful if you decide to use your phones while in the caravan-- if you don't use those earbuds and start forcing everyone to listen to your nonsense, Archimedes may make you walk. | |
C ⦿ The Red Spring | |
The journey from the White Cliffs to the City of Camelot is a long one, and the first evening you arrive you'll end up spending at the Red Spring, a booming resort town. Newcomers get free inn rooms for their one night stay on the way to Camelot, containing two twin beds, a bathroom, a mini-fridge and microwave, and a TV equipped with a couple of entertaining video games and movies. Don't want to relax in the room? Take a dip in the communal hot spring. The waters have restorative properties that help horses and travelers recover quickly. It is known to relieve stress, improve energy levels, and mildly accelerate healing. It may be a little chilly when you get out though, so make sure you don't slip rushing back indoors when you get out! |
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Last month, players were invited into the fae territories in Elphame for the first time for the Winter Solstice celebrations while King Arthur and Queen Elphame enter talks regarding the next steps toward saving the multiverse. In the meantime, a special camp hosted King Arthur's knights has been created on the riverbank just inside of the Forest of the Felled to act as a midway point for travelers going between the two points. |
A ⦿ Snow More Cold | |
| The Forest Camp is quite a stunning outpost for Camelot. Given the snowy, cold weather, the campsites have been built with the knowledge of some of the snowier fae in mind and have resulted in what some are referring to as "Igloo Glamping." Artfully carved out group rooms, dining halls, and storage for supplies, and more have been carved out of snow to create a surprisingly warm solution to keeping safe as a Forest halfway point. |
...Or if they do get themselves into trouble, they can also end up in snow jail, a special igloo built with extremely tough ice stalagmites that will be hard to break out of until authorities can come pick you up and take you back to Camelot. | |
B ⦿ The Great Avalon Bake-Off | |
One of these activities is inspired by a surprising store of buried baking supplies like flour, sugar, butter, yeast, and eggs that was found in the forest. It's been there a long while, but it seems to have been protected through magical preservation, so there's really only one thing to do about it: a bake-off!
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C ⦿ Ingredient Hunt 2022 | |
| The real trick is finding ingredients to make your confection something to stand out and come up on top of the contest, which you may need to wander into the Forest of the Felled to look for. |
Just be wary as there are a few ingredients you can find in the forest that may cause a few unintended side-effects to your taste-testers:
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Back in Camelot and Elphame, trouble is brewing of a different variety. |
A ⦿ Calls You Daddy | |
Strange eggs with even stranger tiny legs have started wandering into the city and making their way into peoples' homes. Inn rooms, houses, apartments, tents, tree trunks, igloos, even townships have found residents waking up with a tiny little egg snuggled up to their side to keep warm in the morning. These eggs act just like babies too-- they cry when they need to be fed (they'll roll around in the food to absorb it), are extremely picky about their food (and each egg has its own unique palette), need to be cleaned after eating, and they need to be kept warm or they will perish. |
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One touch of an egg to direct skin will result in a parental instinct being imprinted upon whoever touches them, so you may find yourself wanting to care for this egg as much as it wants you to care for it. Eggs come in a variety of colors and designs and will seek out at least two parents, so you may find yourself in an unlikely relationship for the next week or so until they hatch... | |
B ⦿ Aurora Bearealis | |
| After about a week, the eggs all seem to be antsier than before. Many of their legs disappear and their colors start to glow gently at night, as if some kind of strange nightlight. Eventually, the top of the egg will burst open and out of it will hatch a slightly oddly shaped bear creature, which looks almost like a living teddy bear. The bears themselves have strange glowing markings that match the outside of the egg that they used to be in, and when they step out, a mysterious flow of light comes out of them- like an aurora borealis.
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C ⦿ Go on, Git. | |
| These fierce little aurora bears are causing destruction and pain in both Elphame and Camelot alike, so a decision has to be made: the bears need to be led by their parents and some fighters out to the nearest forest and set free to live in the wild, as they probably were intended to. |
For those who have taken to Elphame, they are not faring much better. As it turns out, these little eggs have made quite the impression on some goblin poachers released from prison last month. These goblins are hunting down the newly released bears for capture to sell them as circus side-shows, food, and more to more devilish creatures. They love gold much more than they love anything else, except perhaps the fierce beast that accompanies their party to help them devour anyone who would try to stop them: a gashadokuro, a fierce skeletal demon formed of the bones of fallen travelers. It is known to bite off the heads of travelers and drinks blood. You'll have to defeat the whole party to ensure your newly released bears remain safe. | |
• All test drive prompts are open to anyone in the game at any time to create your own logs with, as the events within are considered game canon. |















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Really all they saw were two less heads to share the loot with. Because they were idiots. The Gashadokuro's head had gotten knocked a little loose, but it didn't need much time to regroup itself, the rest of the poachers drawing their knives and their nets, snarling and crying out as they started to bare down on the pair of them. Much more ready this time, they threw up some wards to keep Artoria's magic from doing any worse than it had already...
Stoirm, for her part, was the first to recover, hearty as she was, but had just as much concern for Gareth, whining and nuzzling at the girl, trying to help Artoria revive her. ]
and some violence cws i guess
she shook gareth's shoulder, eyes frantic, before settling to glare at the others. caerwennan and spumador emerged from the sheaths at her hips on their own, floating in the air beside her— ]
Fine. Let's go, if that's how you want it! [ —and the two blades surged forward. wards or no, if she wasn't directly attacking them with her magic, but using it to boost physical attacks... she swung marmyadose in a long arc, nearly with her entire weight behind it, almost as if a hammer toss. it was crude, but it worked. the heavy blade damn near bisected two of them, while caerwennan and spumador both wove through the goblins' guard and found their targets. two more fell. ]
Just leave— [ another down. ] us— [ another. ] alone! [ another. ]
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... Or so it seemed at first, but the demonic bone monster cut through the magic fog to try and land a surprise blow on Artoria instead, roaring as it did so. Stoirm, sensing the motion before it could be seen, was quick to try and block the attack, snarling, but just missed it going past her and right towards the girl. ]
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stoirm jumping at the attack did enough to alert her, at least. artoria whirled around towards the gashadokuro, still in a bloodied rage, and slammed marmyadose's tip blade-down into the earth. a counteracting push held back the monster's own attack, while the action brought down another slicing "blade" of force which speared its way down through the thing's head, its neck, the unnatural sternum forming the center of its torso, and finally struck home on the ground. ]
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... One that Gareth was finally deciding to rejoin, the sound of that lightning strike jolting her out of her daze with a heavy gasp. ]
W-what just happened?! Is everyone alright?! Where is the enemy! [ She was clumsily reaching for her lance again, trying to rejoin a fight that was already pretty clearly won... ]
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but then, she herself was the holy sword, wasn't she?
she closed the gap between her and gareth, kneeling at her side and resting her hands on the other girl's shoulders. that disbelieving look from before was back. and yes, she has blood on her. it's fine. ]
Gareth. [ more important than the question of how, or why, first comes: ] You're okay?
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But before she could really process that, she was looking at Artoria again, and once more, she felt something in her mind strain. She had seen those with her uncle's face before, knew in her heart they were not the same. The proud roman emperor, the swordsman from japan.
But this... didn't feel like that. But she knew, all the same, in her heart that this wasn't her king, either. Something... something was strange here.
The look of both knowing and not knowing mixed in her gaze as she looked at Artoria, finding herself not really... able to answer her question. At least not for a moment. ]
I... I don't think I'm too hurt...
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artoria's voice and bearing were a bit younger than saber's, despite everything. despite the exhaustion she carried from all of her experiences, she was still young in a way that gareth had likely never known her king to be. if anything, gareth's a bit older herself. that initial relief starts to give way to confusion, with an unmistakable shade of grief. ]
Good. But... I don't... how? How are you here? When we got back to Londinium, Aurora's people had already... you were...
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My lady, I... cannot give you the answers you seek. In truth... I don't know a word of what you say.
[ Stoirm, for her part, shifted around Gareth to help keep her supported, letting out a low, worried whine. ]
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Hold on, I have... [ she patted herself down, finally retrieving a small bottle from a pouch at her hip and offering it. ] Here. It should help until we can get you looked at.
[ gareth was lucid enough, and not badly hurt even if she ached as things were. her brows knitted. ]
You've never called me that. I don't think I've heard you call anyone that. I... [ she let out a breath. she hadn't corrected her when she had called her gareth, and there was obviously some kind of recognition. ]
... My name is Artoria Caster. They called me the Child of Prophecy... the Avalon le Fae. I was supposed to be the sword that would save Britain and end the Fairy Kingdom.
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A Lostbelt... the British Lostbelt.
[ Her words came as a hushed whisper. She knew it existed. Of course she had to. Maybe it hadn't been her business to know, but how could her ears not burn, specifically, at the mention of a Lostbelt of her own home? She didn't know many other details beyond that, but... ]
I... I am Sir Gareth of Orkney, Knight of the Round Table, In Service of His Majesty, Arthur, King if Britain...
[ And yet, she knew... that those words meant something completely different to this girl. But it was the only truth she could offer... ]
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even so, artoria nodded at gareth's understanding of the situation. ]
The Gareth I knew would be happy to hear that. She swore herself to me too... she was one of the first people who really believed in me, even when no other fairies did. Even when I didn't, haha... [ she forced a somewhat awkward laugh, averting her eyes for a moment. ]
Being a knight was all she wanted.
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She rolled the vial in her hand for a moment... almost sitting with her discomfort as if it would help make any of this make any more sense, but... No clarity came. Just more questions, ones she felt herself... not really having any right to ask. ]
In that, we are alike... My entire life has been focused on the knighthood, on living a just and chivalrous life, protecting the weak...
In truth, I'm not quite the one used to others protection, yet still... I feel I owe you my life, my lady...
[ She couldn't... quite bring herself to use her name. It felt wrong, like she didn't deserve to, not just because of her deference to her uncle, but also... She hadn't earned it, like that other Gareth had. ]
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They would've killed me, too, if I hadn't fought back. And... I already couldn't save my Gareth. I didn't even know it had happened until it was too late. But... you were right there, and... I wasn't just going to run and let them take you, too. I couldn't...
[ she swallowed, heavily. this wasn't her, but all the same: ]
I couldn't let it happen again.
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It was strangely... refreshing, wasn't it? That through the incertitude, something felt remarkably clear, to Gareth, in that moment. Two existences that did not belong within the same space, but could not deny that they were bonded, was almost too tremendous to feel through, but...
She could feel that no matter what the facts were, the "truth" was that she, Gareth, could not simply let the other, Artoria, feel that burden of her feelings alone.
Gareth set the vial aside, ignoring what pain their was before leaning forward and wrapping an arm, weakly, about Artoria's shoulder, holding her as best she could. ]
It didn't... I'm here... I won't be leaving any time soon, either...
[ This... this she felt right in doing, no matter the circumstances. ]
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she wasn't sure what she had felt towards the fairy gareth, really. it wasn't as if there had been time for anything like that between the constant fighting, politicking and traveling. gareth was her friend, her vassal, her knight, and... well, that had been all they were ever able to call it, she supposed. it wasn't the same as it had been with knocknarea, but... ]
You got more formal, but this is still the same, huh...? [ artoria laughed quietly, slipping an arm loosely around gareth and trying to take care not to put pressure on one of her new bruises.
she could help her get onto stoirm and head back to elphame before long. for now, she just wanted to enjoy this. ]
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... The dire wolf plopped her head down on them both, huffing. Take the medicine, Gareth. ]
Fine, fine, I'll take the potion, geeze!
[ Way to ruin a beautiful moment, wolf-mom! But still... that hug, no matter how brief, helped illuminate a lot of things. The details of things could be set aside, left for another time to sort through. What mattered is Gareth was... Gareth. And Artoria was Artoria. They'd figure out the rest later.
Gareth took the vial and uncorked it, drinking its contents down with a small wince. Nasty tasting stuff, but hey, it worked, right? She'd feel herself start to set back together eventually.
Stoirm, satisfied, slumped herself down beside them both, letting her fur act as source of warmth for them in the winter-stilled forest. ]
I suppose I don't really have to be so formal around you, but... That kind of training gets drilled into you, as a knight, you know?
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I wouldn't know, really? I just grew up in Tintagel, so... [ not a lie, as far as her direct experience goes. those dreams are...something else. ] I guess proper human history's Tristan was that way, but... Morgan's Fairy Knights weren't like that. [ some of them tried, though. barghest and melusine most of all. ]
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Morgan... [ She had to mean the Morgan of the Lostbelt, yes? ]
I-I see... She's formed a knighthood of her own, in that world?
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W-wait, but they were not... the actual knights of those names? Was Morgan also not her true name?
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She went by Tonelico, once... but her true name was always Morgan. As well as I understand it... Beryl Gut arrived in the British Lostbelt, summoned proper human history's Morgan as his Servant, and then she... shattered herself. She sent her memories back in time thousands of years to the Morgan of the Lostbelt. I... don't know why, but it led to everything that happened next.
Fairy Knight Tristan was Baobhan Sith. Morgan's adopted daughter. Gawain was Barghest, the Black Dog. And Lancelot was Melusine... born from Albion's corpse.
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... Morgan of proper human history...
[ A breath. ]
She's my mother.
[ Exhale. ]
I... I cannot apologize enough for whatever hand she has had in the trials you've faced...
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You don't have anything to apologize for, Gareth. That Morgan isn't the one I had to stop. And even if she were, that isn't...! [ she shook her head. ]
... Her actions are hers.
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Whether it's proper human history, or a lostbelt, it seems she was determined to make her legacy the ruin of Artoria, regardless of which... It's been a truth of her that I have had difficulty accepting, before...
[ So much of the last stretch of her life was drenched in tragedy and bloodshed caused by her mother's machinations. To think even when summoned to a Lostbelt, she found a way... ]
But the Gareth you know... she's not related to Morgan? Or of the House of Lot in Orkney?
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