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Incorrect quotes meme
1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!
Generator 1, Generator 2
1. Post a top level with your character.
2. Have others post from one of these generators.
3. Go around and post to others.
4. Have fun!
Generator 1, Generator 2
Chris: This is such a bad idea.
Hawk: Then why are you coming along?
Chris: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Hawk: Then why are you coming along?
Chris: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Uraraka : What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Momo: What the hell do you do?
Uraraka : I die? What kinda question...
Momo: What the hell do you do?
Uraraka : I die? What kinda question...
Claude: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Edelgard: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Edelgard: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Harry: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Anna: You? Magic? Harry, it says talent show.
Anna: You? Magic? Harry, it says talent show.
Uraraka : Yuzu...
Yuzu: Oh no, 'Yuzu' in B flat.
Yuzu: You're disappointed.
Yuzu: Oh no, 'Yuzu' in B flat.
Yuzu: You're disappointed.
Hawk: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Yuber: That's why I carry two swords.
Yuber: That's why I carry two swords.
Ochako: Where are you going?
Zidane: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
Zidane: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
Mikasa: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Jean: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Mikasa: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Jean: Is it working?
Jean: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Mikasa: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Jean: Is it working?
Elza: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Zidane: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
Zidane: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
Elza: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Yuber: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Elza: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Yuber: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Elza: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Edited 2021-07-04 21:06 (UTC)
Elza, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Sephiroth: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Sephiroth: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Saber: How would you like your coffee?
Gareth: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Saber, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Gareth: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Saber, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Baiken: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Claude: Sleeping is nice.
Baiken: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.
Claude: Sleeping is nice.
Baiken: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.
Kipposhi: I am going to need you to swear-
Mitsuhide: Fuck.
Kipposhi:
Kipposhi: ...swear as in promise.
Mitsuhide: Fuck.
Kipposhi:
Kipposhi: ...swear as in promise.
1.
Homura, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Rose: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Homura, with the tone of someone who is used to Rose: Outstanding.
Homura: This is what I’m talking about people.
2.
Homura: My life is a mess.
Rose: Homura relax, go get a beer.
Homura: I don’t want a beer.
Rose Who said it was for you?
Homura, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Rose: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Homura, with the tone of someone who is used to Rose: Outstanding.
Homura: This is what I’m talking about people.
2.
Homura: My life is a mess.
Rose: Homura relax, go get a beer.
Homura: I don’t want a beer.
Rose Who said it was for you?
Drake: Why are you drinking?
Baiken: I drink when I'm depressed.
Drake: But you're always drinking?
Baiken: *smug grin*
Shadow: Start talking!
Zidane: Well, I-
Shadow: Shut up!
Zidane: Well, I-
Shadow: Shut up!
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