it's friday

[currysseur]

you know how we do

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Morgan Knight | Mage: the Ascension OC

[morganknight]

1. On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?

2. You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"

3. Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing

4. please don't ironically join a cult

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[amakakeru]

10. At least have enough self-respect to get it from a questionable store. Surely there's better options than guaranteed food poisoning.

Dust | Dust: An Elysian Tail

[mithrarin]

1. So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?

2. We spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights. I think I'm in love.

3. There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to C Camelot.

4. Basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"

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[ringsthatbind]

If you need proof I managed to get a picture of you punching the poor guy, but yes. You did.

izumi tachibana × a3!

[currysseur]

one — Tsumugi can't come to the phone right now. He's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
two — If there were pictures of last night I would be embarrassed.... I'm embarrassed without pictures.
three — In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
four — I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
five — There is a full size piano outside the theatre. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.

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[yankiisuwari]

〔 Uh......? 〕

Thanks...
I'll 〔 ... 〕 try my best to make your dream happen, director

〔 Yeah, no, he's not a dancer. Forget it and wake up quickly. 〕

[arf]

To practice for the musical we may someday do, whenever someone runs into the piano they have to perform a song!! Isn't that a cool improv plan?!

It's definitely the plan I had last night after chugging 6 wine coolers!

Belgium | Hetalia

[resistetmords]

1. Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.

2. I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!

3. i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping

4. Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person

[WILDCARD]

Susie | Deltarune

[facebite]

1. There's a woman in line who keeps pushing her stroller into me. i'm gonna punch her baby.

2. I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

3. RETURN MY VIDEO GAME

4. Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about dif types of pasta???

5. Text her!

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[amakakeru]

Don't punch the baby. If you really want to punch someone, it should be the woman...but maybe don't punch anyone.

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[morganknight]

I AM ALMOST AT 104% JUST GIVE ME TWO MORE DAYS

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[hitokiri]

punch the woman
unless the baby is an asshole too

Claude von Riegan | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[leicesters]

1. Look, signal flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was an awful idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.

2. Step 1 was make out with him. so now I just need to help him figure out step 2.

3. She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her banana. That's not possible, right?

4. I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?

5. Text him!

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[amakakeru]

I don't think so, but it wouldn't hurt to see for yourself if it's true.

Rider (Sakamoto Ryouma) | Fate/Grand Order

[amakakeru]

1. Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.

2. You were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. Who was I to stop you?

3. He asked me why I let you steal the gnome and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome.

4. I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.

5. Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?

6. To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom.

7. wildcard - text him!

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[morns]

didn't say it was a bad thing.

( but damn there are a lot of guys who feel that way. looking at u, jj )

Kazunari Miyoshi | A3!

[natsupiko]

1. You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.

2. He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a guy he’s not seriously considering marrying.

3. Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.

4. Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?

5. I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.

6. Text him!

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[currysseur]

Um... Did you mean to send this to me?

kate galloway × original

[morns]

one — can you pick up lemons? have tequila and a sore throat... need them for both.
two — got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my bag.
three — so? find me, fuck me, then you can go sleep and i'll leave.
four — you said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
five — did i take a pizza out of your hand and eat it?

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[garyoutensei]

more like you just used my hand as a plate.

gareth 🐺 fate

[beaumains]

1. Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.

2. No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.

3. It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.

4. I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my brother.

5. We were in the hot tub...They ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth

6. Where is the hickey?

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[excalibeam]

Breakfast is an especially important meal, Gareth! Do you require aid in improving the quality and quantity of your current meal?

oda kipposhi 🔥 fate/

[owarifool]

1. look, i need your help, not your judgment.

2. we'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. u'll be helping me move a body. my body.

3. today is an "outside sex" kind of day.

4. well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore

5. also, add "teaching ppl to sext" to my charity work

6. it's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call u, and then realize u'll just be stuck here with ur poptart...

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[amakakeru]

Just make sure it doesn't turn into a "getting caught during outside sex" kind of day.

sasara nurude 🎋 hypnosis mic

[whosaysdajare]

1. They said they got the ✨clown costume🤡✨, the ✨power drill✨ and 12 gallons of cream soda❗️🥰😋😤

2. I don't know, it's not really my cup of tea 😩☕️ [ attachment ]

3. Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality❗️❗️🤩🌟💫

4. I have to fix everything I've broken✨😬✨ I'm gonna be very late❗️😓

5. Text him...! Misfire...!!

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[currysseur]

Eh? What are they doing with those?

( danger senses tingling )

Saber (Artoria Pendragon) | Fate/Stay Night

[excalibeam]

1. I walked into a room once and someone yelled "dibs"...

2. Found multiple bruises on myself in the shower... one of them might be a hickey but I can't be sure.

3. I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is truly incredible.

4. Wildcard: Text her!

Shadow The Hedgehog | Sonic the Hedgehog

[ringsthatbind]

1: She just punched a guy and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough.

2: I think I just got sucker-punched by a 14-year-old.

3: Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.

4: I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A carriage won.

5: Wildcard/Text Him?

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[facebite]

nice

tsumugi tsukioka | a3!

[tsumtsuki]

1. Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?

2. The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes.

3. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.

4. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

5. (wildcard!)

[natsupiko]

Fuck you on your way to hell, please!

Beowulf | fgo

[beewulf]

1. It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.

2. When the paramedic asked them how they fell they explained that they were trying to lick their eyeball, missed and tripped over their own tongue.

3. I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood

4. The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes

5. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.

[WILDCARD]

Crow | Show By Rock!!

[milkmycattle]

1.Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?

2. Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.

3. All i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed.

4. I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet.

5. just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.

6. WILDCARD

Hanabi Hyuuga | Naruto

[usedforcepalm]

1. Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.

2. At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?

3. there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check

4. i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.

5. you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it